The only reason it's getting harder and harder to not use AI in anything is because it's being forced upon us in literally every everyday tech product we use, and that lack of desire or consent alone should tell you everything you need to know about AI.

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

Take it from us -- an organization that closely studies all the horrific ways people can die from common household items -- have the jelly donut.

Ichiban sign spotted at No Kings protest in Chicago

oxford was going to open source what became the astrazeneca covid vaccine before the gates foundation pressured it to sell to pharma instead, bill gates has literally killed possibly many people by depriving them of vaccines for profit so this meme is making me a little insane lol

If you thought Zohran was too nice to shiv a motherfucker, I invite you to think again

Dell Buds have Treble Boost (tm) technology to emphasise the thin, nasal voices of your coworkers during meaningless Zoom meetings. If you try to play music on them they release a potent neurotoxin.

There is an actual life-changing conflict between WFH being cheaper and more efficient, an entire layer of middle managers who need to have meetings to feel alive, and the commercial real estate cabal that runs all cities. It’s going to get so fucking weird.

Like all things, my painting has evolved to carcinisation. Enjoy a crab

The + in lgbtq+ is actually a button you can click to reveal a drop menu with comprehensive settings for advanced users

Fucking lmao

welcome new users. posts on bluesky are called tweets. it's fine no one cares

Thursdaymon Legends: Z-A

Andrew Cuomo has lost the Italian Jewish vote

Andrew Cuomo, who resigned the Governorship in turmoil over sex pest shit and who tried to cover up Covid deaths in retirement homes, decided to run for Mayor and after a major loss to the progressive candidate he decided he should continue running as an independent

everyone on here seems to think that there's just one feature you can add or remove from social media to make people not go insane on here. this belief, i think, is itself a form of madness

we're understanding Joe Rogan Brain more and more every day

BONG

Nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted you as the soyjak doomscroller Bob and myself as the chad organizer Sensei Sergio.

one of the most not the onion but the onion headlines I've ever seen

Today my daughter's preschool is holding a farewell assembly for one of her classmates whose mother has no choice but to self deport. The school is hoping it will be joyful in tone, so we might make this less upsetting for this 3 year old. There's just no words for the uselessness of this cruelty.

Reminder that the Nobel prize is a fucking joke. They gave it to Henry Kissinger.

KaguraThurschi!

got invited to the goblin group chat but none of them speak common so I'm just fire reacting random shit

Hi #Dvpit, I'm pitching my #GN Sublimation It's a coming of age thriller about Alpha, a girl who is going to be forced to pilot a killer mech called an Angel unless she can find a way to escape her home on an isolationist space colony, and by extension her mother. #TV #LGBT #SF #YA

reserving my judgement for after I've seen it but after reading this article I think essentially the problem boils down to this meme

It has occurred to me this morning that I almost always seem to start new jobs on the day of big international news. I started working at CVS on Jan 6th 2021. I started work at my current job on Oct 7th last year.

The Ig Nobel is incredible , one year an Indian guy won it for calculating the average surface area of an elephant and during his acceptance they had an elephant hold up a sign with the surface area of the scientist on it, they do showbiz better than the Oscars

How bad are tariffs going? I paid for $32 of shaving cream from Canada. Unique stuff I’ve used for years, nothing like it in US. Small family business. UPS guy came to my door today with box and said I have to pay additional $120 before he can hand it to me. That makes it 5x more expensive!!! 🤯

go to the community center and learn to play tennis. make friends with the people there. make one enemy. hit the ball at your enemy's nuts. apologize for hitting them in the nuts but like REALLY insincerely. they know what they did. they will know fear when they see you

reddit occupied government

The workers at ZA/UM Studio have unionized. First recognised games union in the UK, too. May many others follow. www.gameworkers.co.uk/workers-at-z...

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

hopecore video for your feeds today

Ghost of Thursday!

do we think we can trick a news outlet into referring to the american government shutdown/lockout as “locktober”

hiiiii here’s a comic i made about having a job and being overwhelmed (1/7)

It's officially October 1st so that means you all have to repost Assorted cheese hell.....yes

Congratulations, Chunk! You deserve it! Fat Bear Champ!

Meet your FAT BEAR WEEK 2025 champion. Chunk the Hunk. The Chunkster. 32 Chunk. All hail the new king of Brooks River 👑