At least 97 insurrectionists pardoned by Trump have already been charged with other crimes, including fraud, assassination plots, and even child molestation. And because Senate Republicans failed to kill Trump's slush fund, many could still get taxpayer-funded payouts.

That’s it. I’m eating chocolate.

Maple syrup is amazing because it’s just a socially acceptable way to drench a full plate of food in sugar water. Outstanding work Canada.

Well, the Barbie-Q-Chicken didn't go down well on the 'Little Flyer's' menu today. Kids are crying.

Agreed. It rings boomer

By Jim Benton

In all seriousness, this woman is one of the greatest philosopher queens of our time

I thought these were delicious little peanut butter balls and it made me so excited

“Every bad bitch have a gay best friend or gay best friend cousin ……If you homophobic you just ugly.”—Grammy Award-winner Cardi B 🌈

The Republicans honored a person whose only claim to fame was murdering a Black man in broad daylight. But hey, they're not racist!

I would do murder for a pbj sammie rn. MURDER.

"the African Room..is now completely gutted and emptied. I was not told where those items went."

Hate living in a world where Spencer Pratt is electable

Not to be rude but a lot of you are bots

American workers just took home their smallest share of the nation's wealth since 1947 — even as corporate profits soar. Why? This chart has the answer.

As a parent my only hobby now is to block and report spam

Gas is $6, nobody can afford a house, and we just kicked starving people off SNAP so they now have to pay $8 for cereal. Why are we even doing this at all right now?

has anyone good ever relocated to argentina

how did we go from “reduce your carbon footprint” to building data centers everywhere

E. Jean Carroll didn't just "accuse" Trump of sexual assault. She won a civil lawsuit against Trump for sexual assault. A jury found that Trump sexually assaulted her. She deserves for us to call it what it is.

MIT closing three of its four libraries is shocking and appalling and underscores that the source of so much of the crisis in higher education comes not from attacks from the far right or the collapse of public trust, but rather from the university administrative class itself.

MIT (endowment: $27B) shuttering three of its four main libraries is one of those news items that just knocks you off balance, auguring, as it does, profound and permanent changes to the entire institutional apparatus of higher education in this country.

A President ordering the Justice Department to criminally investigate a woman who won a sexual assault lawsuit against him makes Watergate look like an unpaid parking ticket.

“Here's a stat for you — If somebody abused women & girls with Jeffrey Epstein, they are literally more likely to be hired by Trump's administration than prosecuted by it”

Campos: While I want to thank CBS news for funding this generous gift towards my education, I want to acknowledge how the recent direction of the outlet stains the legacy of Mike Wallace, the namesake of this scholarship.

she isn't an accuser. she won her case in court. he was held liable for sexually assaulting her. she is a survivor of being sexually assaulted by the president of the united states.

What an indirect way to say “he lies.”

Bb said her first three sentences: I want milk. I burped. Impeach trump.

Transphobia is a murderous grift funded by billionaires

It’s giving

Ewwwwww this is so embarrassinggggg

Neurotypicality is stored in the foreskin

I would never call a wife “mid“ no matter what her job is

Hungary’s new prime minister has halved his own salary and cut the wages of his ministers to regain public trust and “set an example”, after years of corruption. Péter Magyar announced that he would reduce his annual pay to 45.6m forints, less than half the 93.6m paid to his predecessor Viktor Orbán

We keep seeing it proven, again, and again - there is no widespread constituency for trans bigotry and anti-trans repression. It is a phenomenon of elite capture, funded almost exclusively by a small network of billionaire freaks attempting to create a large public distraction from their looting.

How am I supposed to punish the bb. I tell her she’s on punishment but it doesn’t appear to be working

The way you know Bluesky is not a representative sample is several people are livetweeting their reading of an encyclical

I guess I will also read the Pope's blog post on AI but I also think it is very funny to remember all the editors who told me no one reads long articles anymore

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Babies are so lucky. When someone tickles them they can just pee on themselves.

Question: is it an inside joke if it’s not funny? If it’s not funny, it’s just something that two people know about.

A history of the top marginal tax rates on the wealthiest Americans: 1940: 81% 1950: 84% 1960: 91% 1970: 72% 1980: 70% 1990: 28% 2000: 40% 2010: 35% For 50 years, corporate backed politicians in Congress have slashed taxes to line the pockets of their wealthy donors.

Well this fucking sucks

OTOH I finished grading. OTOH gas is $7 per gallon and OC firefighters are trying to prevent a toxic explosion from creating a catastrophic fireball. So, breaking even?

Excellent point about Ivy League students and cattle ranchers, the two types of people there are.

Read too many books this week and lost all my social skills.

Is it too late for me to go back to school to become AI

If only McConnell could have done something to avoid this situation!

Me after submitting grades

“Diversity of thought” is an expression invented by conservatives to imply that rejection of their ideas is a form of bigotry