IN A WORLD WHERE JAY LENO IS HELEN KELLER: Did you touch this? Did you feel about this?

I stand by it

Me when I open an innocent jar of peanut brittle:

Twenty years ago this would have sparked a civil war in Boston. I don’t think he realizes how little his name means now.

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Watching a video where the Pearl Forrester, Brain Guy, and Bobo actors in a chat about the MST3k days and learning that Kevin Murphy, somehow, isn’t gay.

Describe your favorite games poorly: Man defeats former employer & nepotism benefactor Nepotism benefactor bends local economy around their whims Nepotism benefactor defeats nepotism benefactor with or without help from nepotism benefactor

He is, despite everything, immensely talented. But the hard-right pivot usually produces soulless art, so it’ll be interesting to see how he changes with this.

I wonder how many more times we can get Morbius to flop

Yesssssssss

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Evil Dead (2013)

F1 (2025)

Oh these? They’re my sauna jeans. For biking.

The cultural shorthand for people with no training and few resources creating art that resonates is “punk rock”.

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Maybe we shouldn’t put our health in the hands of a guy who used to do coke off toilet seats

Uzo Aduba I think

INT. CHUCKLE HUT, 1982 BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT (watching, astonished) So this is it. He’s gone further beyond anything I’d imagined. JERRY SEINFELD (glowing, electricity crackling around him) Airline food is different than regular food.

I don’t really know the difference between a Butlerian jihad and Normal Type

I would leave my house *to see* an Aboriginal Didgeridoo band

Post a banger that’s not in English

“Marines, we are leaving!”

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Very funny to hold a competition for the best athletes in the world and give them prizes that break if they move.

“Life cannot be one sad thing after another” says guy who emailed a pedophile on Christmas morning for a party invite, to get time away from the kids who no longer speak to him

My childless friends with access to their parents’ Disney+ accounts this weekend:

In my element. As far from the action as possible.

Cuisine against humanity

RIP Greg. A unique musician

North American Scum

I’m gonna pay for this on a credit card so it’s just debt all the way down

You’re never gonna guess whose cousin Richard Epstein is. It’s Paul Reiser. But that’s not what you thought.

Man It’s So Loud In Here - TMBG I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You - Black Kids Starve the Ego, Feed the Soul - Glitch Mob I Just Don’t Think I’ll Ever Get Over You - Colin Hay So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish - A Perfect Circle I Want To Know Your Plans - Say Anything

At this point, sexually abusing children is the only core belief the GOP have

Tybalt:

Two podcasters identifying women as the problem with dating isn’t news. If you asked two podcasters to predict the outcome of the Superbowl, they’d say the problem with dating is women.

Logically this means people who think the parties are different and voting matters, never actually encourage Dems to do anything when GOP do fascism. Which is what the people you’re trying to criticize keep telling you

To name a few

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In Morrowind you literally can’t land an attack until like 15 hours in and it’s still a better game than most of what came out in the last five years.

I truly never believed I'd grow up to be the old man screaming "these Goddamn DEGENERATES" every single day of my fucking life now

Customer service (retail) Factory worker Customer service (phone) Temp like a million times Media producer

Learning to look at art makes bad art fucking *incredible* because it so often wears its intentions, inspirations, and deficits on its sleeve. It’s like looking into someone’s mind, it’s really fun.

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