“Only one person” I want a recount.

“But unlike Dave Matthews, Ragged Branch is in fact all it’s cracked up to be.” #CvilleSky

since this is stamped ♻️ on the bottom of all our plastic containers we’ll be known as the numbered reincarnation civilization.

neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now

Kids? No no no, ICE stands for Involuntary Celibacy Express. They’re a bunch of amped-up incels. Whether testosterone junkies or gravy seals, they’re all there!

Free pints of right-wing tears on the house!

Hearing ice is in charlottesville, as of 59 minutes ago, anyone can confirm or know more area details?

Hang on, she’s not governor until tomorrow - how can she fire them? Or is it just waiting for her signature tomorrow?

Whoa, a long-time Dem politician who *isn’t* absolutely feckless and afraid of power!

This is how every Dem should wield power: swiftly and decisively.

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

America is entitled to Greenland because we are the dominant predator force in the Western hemisphere. Here's why I'm afraid of cities. by Rep. Andy Ogles (R-TN)

I think we all need — and deserve — this expanded into a full-length graphic novel. We've been dealing with a lot.

The CV-scrubbing at the beginning is understandable, but then the analytics goes further…and further…and further. Sweet Christmas, this Beardsley guy is a charlatan.

obligatory

The thing about calling these videos a “national Rorschach test” is that the Rorschach test is used to diagnose psychosis and schizophrenia when people report seeing things that aren’t there

Tired: Abolish ICE Wired: Prosecute ICE

For those of you out of town, they’re talking about Unite the Right.

Having seen an actual car attack, I can say with some authority that that wasn't a fucking car attack

The “might makes right” crowd is going to run headlong into terrorism, and that will complicate their thesis.

Just managed to introduce my 5-year-old to Rube Goldberg machines. May the gods have mercy my soul.

Gen Alpha has made it to the “kids these days” punchingbaggery stage. They grow up so fast!

A big mob boss just took out a small mob boss

Broke: Happy New Year! Woke: It’s just an arbitrary point in the earth’s orbit. Bespoke: Time itself isn’t strictly necessary for the operation of the universe. It’s just an abstraction we use to make sense of causality. It doesn’t actually exist. Bloke: Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

🎶WE COME FROM OLD VIRGINIA WHERE ALL IS BRIGHT AND GAY LETS ALL JOIN HANDS AND GIVE A YELL FOR THE COMING NEW YEARS DAY 🎵

jesus, I've seen what you've done for others and i want that for me en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tungusk...

Well, my kindergartner just read all of Charlotte’s Web in the course of 48 hours, so there’s that.

Oh no, it’s happened. I hear the music my boys are listening to (KPop Demon Hunters soundtrack in this case) and absolutely hate it.

The gusting 40+mph winds have apparently taken out the giant confederate flag on 64 west of Zion Xroads, in case you need a mood-booster.

Had lunch with Tim Wu once. Unfortunately my ADHD made me completely zone out.

Announcing my new super-premium concierge startup, Hitlr.

I think it's interesting to consider how giving your company a name from fantasy or science-fiction went from indicating playfulness and innovation to, effectively, a guarantee that you will be amoral if not actively evil

PIZZA CHIPOTLE HOO I’ll take it!

It’s important to maintain your blood sugar levels this week. The key is to maintain a steady intake of cookies, cakes, bars, etc. every hour or so you should be having another one.

Good morning! Did the Thing happen yet?

Looking for a Christmas miracle!

I wonder what it’s like to have a high enough energy-to-todo-list ratio for sending Christmas cards.

You’re an asshole, Mr. Grinch. You’re an incel and you suck. You smell like yellow snow And you stepped in reindeer shit. Go get fucked.

Because of the woke left, people have been afraid to say anything other than "Happy Holidays" during this time of year. But now, thanks to the efforts of Trump, Vance, and the GOP, folks are once again comfortable with the more traditional, "Sieg Heil."

I want a hippomanestrus for Christmas

started / going

Using Github Copilot to reverse-engineer some old DOS abandonware is a fascinating experience. And I used to do academic research on reverse-engineering.

You have to be fucking kidding me...

Memorial, eh?

Wow imagine living in a society

Oh right, there was supposed to be some presidential address, wonder how that went… *checks social media* …well okay then.