Dad pro tip: pronounce it NIN-yah-goh

Netflix and YouTube don’t offer podcasts. They’re streaming shows. A podcast is an RSS feed that links to media files you can download and consume with any player you damn well please. I will die on this hill.

As a Dockers and polo guy through and through, when “it” happens, I’ll be just fine. The question is, will it be an appropriate time of day to open the $300 tequila bottle in the back of a drawer specifically for “it”. (the answer, considering “it”, is yes)

Guess he doesn’t like it when the shoe’s on the other foot. #TenOne

Livin’ on a Prayer, for some reason. It was 2009 at Mellow Mushroom trivia with Spectra people. I don’t pay attention to Culture.

I scrolled past seeing the headline and was certain it was The Onion…

I’m sorry but be serious www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

The Western Canon, imo, is like UNIX: it wont make you a better person, but familiarity with it will help anyone do anything more clearly and effectively in the relevant domain

incredible news, the african marketplace back behind stonefield has injera. i had accepted my fate and was happy enough eating my homemade wat with a spoon but this is huge. this changes everything.

Let's keep it "temporarily" closed as a feasibility study, like the reverse of the kind of study when they were opened in the early aughts. For at least as long.

Oh. So they want Obama’s nuclear deal minus Obama’s signature. Got it.

Hey remember that viral moment where Alex Jones argued with Alexa?

Old man yells at the cloud?

Chuck Norris didn’t die. Death died and Chuck Norris took his place.

Nick is a professional. I'm not. But I can tell you this: if you've ever spent time with a narcissistic sociopath, all of Trump's behavior will make perfect sense to you.

This dummy keeps saying "excursion" When he really means "incursion" Lemme 'splain if I can 'Bout this war in Iran It's just an Epstein diversion...

I can’t remember if it was first grade or second grade, but we went to the Museum of Transportation in Roanoke. It was really neat!

Derecho? I’m more of an izquierdo person myself…

Not even noon and the Hög is already sold out of their corned beef, whew

It's now obvious that the regime was comically unprepared for the possibility that Iran would fight back. In fairness, they're used to dealing with the Democrats.

As a square of near-pathological proportions, can confirm.

You average normie Democrat in 2026 loves AOC, wants to abolish ICE, and thinks Israel shouldn’t get another penny from us. It’s laughable how out of touch centrist consultants and politicians are.

Things look grim in the markets right now, but at least the U.S. economy wasn’t already being propped up by a massive speculative AI bubble that is highly sensitive to rising energy costs.

Commentary: I Am The God Of Your Children. I Am The Final Parent.

It is not enough to say, in oversight hearings, “you are committing crimes and there will be consequences.” I want these people to see draft indictments written up, the construction of the courtroom where they’ll be tried, their proposed prison sentences. Voters want to see this too.

I think we should loudly, publicly start planning the trials for Trump et al for When This Is All Over. Some NGO should pay lawyers to start tracking crimes, preparing legal theories, crafting enabling legislation, etc. It should be the legal equivalent of constructing a gallows in the town square.

damn, if the Childcrusher 5000 GTX pickup truck owners can’t afford gas, how are they going to be able to tote their massive loads of a single loaf of bread and a canned Starbucks latte

We’re going to lose this war before we even get to boots-on-the-ground…

[Republican also passed new gerrymanders in Missouri, North Carolina, and Ohio] Ruffini: Doesn’t look like anything to me

We are doomed: grith.ai/blog/clineje...

We have a serious contender for this year’s Denver Riggleman Award for Finding Your Balls When You’re Already Headed Out.

The number of fixed-wing aircraft lost in friendly fire incidents today equals the number lost during the entire 20-year span of conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan since 9/11.

It seems the universe is conspiring to repeatedly feed me pizza. @polyphanes.bsky.social is this your fault?

These exploremores are dangerous. Not quite the late great iced berry piñatas but still. Gotta…tag along and have some moah

The robots object. Further reason to stop the robots.

every faction in politics will invent their own bespoke conspiracy theory to avoid confronting the inescapable truth that we just need to make it easier to build denser housing

Yes, it's always DNS, but when it isn't, it's always file permissions.

I'm not watching. Has he fallen asleep in a puddle of orange drool yet?

As the guy who wrote the book on zoning abolition, I'd like to go on record as saying: if you can use zoning to stop the concentration camps, fucking go for it.

as we continue to celebrate 40 years of Zelda i’d like to say that i sincerely love the existence of the official timeline. Nintendo got backed into a corner by forum nerds and said “oh you want a real timeline? here’s some shit that’s way more stupid than you expected”

Unlike the major newspapers, NPR headlines ain’t pulling any punches!

if someone feels spicy they should perhaps assemble a supercut of all the homoerotic shit trump has said and done during campaign speeches off the top of my head, the arnold palmer dick rant, the blow job thing, and the many times he commented glowingly on how men looked

Oh geez, our local you-know-who is throttling his own servers to pretend his little right-wing agitprop went viral. What a sad, sad little man.

LOL that’s a new one.

My 5yo keeps talking about "chomper chests". So I got an AI to draw one for me.

I don't get it. It is, indeed, the e-century.

The fact that a Democrat for once is actually going to Go There makes me hopeful for the party and the country.

Is there a Something going on right now…? I’ve just spent the evening blaring Bon Jovi with my 5yo as we talk about how great each song is.

VA Gov. Spanberger (moderate, was in CIA) and NYC Mayor Mamdani (left, is in DSA) both taking steps to block local law enforcement from helping ICE as it violently violates people's rights is a good example of how the relevant divide in the Dem coalition isn't center-left, it's fight-don't fight.

"All the journalists are still on Twitter" kinda explains a lot