a dog girl in my hand is worth two gay butches

a dog girl in the hand is worth two hands in her bush

Didn’t know it was possible but I’ve been converted to a dog person. They’re just so sweet and they smell so bad and they’re so excitable and little and and 🥺

very good christmas :)

Playing with some watercolor markers!

haha this party is going super great right? let’s take this thing upstairs to my room so we can watch Mulholland Druve

“I’m literally doing dishes in my head rn” - @alliet.bsky.social

Warrior girl lineart:

they’re wrapping me up in tinsel and putting a pick red bow on my head tomorrow

Personally? I think two women should be allowed to kiss. But that's just me.

the hottest woman you knew is now 17 months on testosterone

tag yourself I’m Replacement Bus Service

I can no longer scroll bluesky in public because I’ll run into 🌽 all is as it should be nature is healing

fellas, fellas-- don't have sex with that pharaoh! there's a pussy, IN the sarcophagus

number 1 train buddy

vietnamese iced coffee my beloved

got my true love a bunch of geese and hens and doves and swans and calling birds and she left me

god honoring premarital tonight queen?

happy winter solstice may u have loud weird gay witchy sex this longest night

I’m a mother now

dolls to watch out for

call me non-newtonian fluid the way I get hard when she hits me

“omg you have your own crow army now haha” they’re not “my own” anything, they are my Neighbors and union siblings 🫡✊

y’all the crows in my town don’t fly away anymore when I walk up to them I- 🥹💕🐦‍⬛

how to shave bush for christ maintaining bush for jesus shaving bush in god honoring way shaving bush for god fearing women

"we only use AI for coming up with ideas" no you don't. you use AI to come up with the a bland version of other people's ideas. there is currently NOBODY more replaceable than you

lots of people on here complaining that they redacted the names of government officials but did you consider it would probably feel bad to be named in the epstein files? that it might hurt their feelings? right before christmas?

*sonic the hedgehog voice* haha hell yeah slay honey boots down Houston I’m pickled

*flirting* hey check this guy out

Put your pants back on we are kicking it

everybody knows you should never beat off a dead horse

who up yearning for their lost girlhood

*pointing at hitler* wow the hitler particles on this guy are off the charts

I’m glad I’ve learned how to pick friends who will bear their souls to me and listen to my own in turn and will actually be direct and honest with me when they are concerned for me or upset with me. It just kinda- happened? It’s a change. And it’s nice : )

portable butch and it’s a little alice that you carry around on your keys

“being transgender may merit a federal investigation” cool cool cool awesome

New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..." Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.

Guess I'll post this again

showing this to my ffs surgeon when they ask me about transition goals

call me non-newtonian fluid the way I get hard when she hits me

"Don't worry, it'll fail in the senate." Ancient cis proverb

Hulu thinks they've figured out the secret to attracting Gen-Z subscribers: A transgender elf woman in every show (Source: tinyurl.com/yxyctewp)

I am the green bean woman

i would look pretty dangling in a repair bay

I took 9,456,238,127 points of psychic damage reading this so now you have to too

ice cold take: I think everyone should be able to change their name with minimal resistance once they’re an adult. I don’t care if you’re trans or cis! You didn’t consent to that shit and now you can