my fish is blue but my truck is red 🎶 jerkin off my wife just to keep my family fed 🎵

if you don't come watch and/or donate you're saying you hate me

hello canadian gay friends proposal: I get green card married/decent health care, you get a baddie with a body, we both make out sometimes

Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

Discord lied. they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company. “facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.

fighting for your existence as a sentient being is normal for girls

yesterday my famously conservative little brother told me: “i’m wary of words like communist or socialist because they box you in. My beliefs are simple: we have more than enough to give everyone enough to live comfortably, so why aren’t we?” all from an offhand comment I made about Zohran Mamdani

The Beach That Makes You Gay

finding a good place for this in my Dwarf Fortress headline scrapbook

This weekend(ish!), on Sunday 15th and Monday 16th, we’re going to be hosting ICEBREAKER, a two day fundraising marathon on Twitch to raise money for the Women’s Foundation of Minnesota’s Immigrant Rapid Response Fund! Read more here! www.patreon.com/posts/150448...

YALL KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS UP CALI! oag.ca.gov/contact/cons...

good news everyone!

Someone on TikTok pointed out that bad bunny has more monthly Spotify listeners than trump has voters

I am gay and I live in Cascadia so despite having not watched a football game in over a decade if the Seahawks don’t win I will kill myself

i am starting 2 think there might be a market for Knightly lesbians who dress like tboy killua zoldyck

nothing more stealth than peeing your pants a little by accident

I cant hang out, i am to be hanged tomorrow at dawn

If Seth Rogen and Disney were serious about bringing The Muppets into 2026 they'd let Fozzie Bear be a chaser

something beautiful will happen

04 Feb 2026

Instagram friends are slightly freaking out about this picture and my ego is large so here it is pls pay attention to me thank u much love -alice tinysquash on bluesky dot com

“you’re only a leftist because you’ve rejected Christ” Babes, Jesus is quite literally the dude who radicalized me in the first place. If jesus rises from the dead or whatever I’m inviting him to dyke night

love when god famously commanded “love thy neighbor as thyself but only if they live in the same place as you”

kittens

being a trans woman is crazy. "yeah all my opps are billionaire pedophile rapists"

same mirror same dyke 3 years difference

Following the release of the Epstein files Jk Rowling has deleted a decade of port logs belonging to the Super yacht Samsara. What is she hiding?

I said it before and I'll say it again: "Vote blue no matter who" and "Your vote is your voice" cannot coexist. and if a moderate candidate or transphobe wins the Democratic Primary, I will not vote for it. I will keep my voice.

Now you too can play a slowed down version of a game from 20 years ago with no actual level design or enemies and all it costs is a complete collapse of the world economy, biosphere, education system, and multiple entire creative industries.

mods are asleep, post worm (I got a new tattoo and promptly slept for 6 hours)

reposting with alt text for accessibility: Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)

heretically cumming

Holy shit. This is HUGE.

the country may be crumbling and the powers that be may be cruel and unjust but I just took the best nude of my entire life so maybe nature is healing

“girl party? le epic bacon. perchance may I have an invite good sir :3”

I’m starting to think this “Epstein” character might be bad news bears

just saw this insane reel

keeping my senator’s phone numbers in my contacts so I can leave them angry drunk voicemails with my First/Last Name, City, and State while I’m out with the girls

DUDE ARE YOU STUPID

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tremble !!! tremble and be afraid!! I am become Alice, kisser of girls (this is where you tremble, afraid, bc I am so strong and beautiful and dangerous)

this is why embracing decentralized social media is so important

idk man every day i feel like i'm going to scream so hard that i'm sick

A little thread of some courageous people bsky.app/profile/nkal...

ZOHRAN THE GREATEST MAYOR IN THE NATION

it's called Knives Ow because they are sharp and hurt

These people cannot imagine being such a part of a community that the bicycle shop mourns you. It's as alien to them as a language they don't speak.

Genuinely the only thing keeping me going—but it really is keeping me going—is how good it is to see people link arms and push for this to end. I cannot stop thinking about how much love people can have for their neighbors, and how much work and money is poured into breaking that love apart.

Jesus fucking christ. The president’s personal paramilitary group wrestled a man to the ground and shot him in the head while he was unable to escape. This isn’t about anything but revenge and if they can kill one of us in the street with impunity they will kill all of us. Something’s gotta give.