happy Friday the 13th to all who celebrate

And I wept, for I had no more book that were eligible.

OK one last shirt design, this one I just made because I personally wanted a shirt that said all this but couldn't find it anywhere. www.bonfire.com/ai-is-theft

Holy shit. Some good news (personal) for once!!

I just came from an early screening of MĀRAMA, a Māori gothic horror from an excellent team led by Taratoa Stappard. It’s a banger, moody asf, with an explosive ending I’ll never forget. It opens in Aotearoa tomorrow, and in the US in April. Go find it.

Which wine pairs well with chicken tendies?

No. Hard no. No fucking way. Never. Ever. Ever.

Got hit with a $3000.00 vet bill yesterday. Still looking for work. So, uh, buy my books, maybe? www.penguinrandomhouse.com/series/EC2/e...

The first Tale of the Underdark! MOON'S KNIGHT is $2.99USD (and CAD) in ebook, until 2/18. books2read.com/moonsknight

If you haven’t already, delete your TikTok

Delighted to announce that Rats, the third part of the Castaways saga, is available now! This was a blast to work on, and I hope you enjoy it. www.amazon.com/dp/B0GMJSLDW7

Is this Horizon Hunters Gathering basically Nightreign with robo dinos?

The bot got deleted. 😆 I know because the bogus 5star rating vanished from my book. Lol.

Renfeild: I booked your passage on the Demeter, master Dracula: thankfs. dont foret the box of,, dert

I get that The Pitt is popular. Really I do. But I don’t need to have Noah Wyle’s face so fucking big on my tv.

lol

I REALLY need to finish Hades 2.

So hey, yeah, GOD's JUNK DRAWER has been out on audio for two weeks (in hardcover for a bit now) and if you look at it from a certain angle it seems like people are enjoying it a lot. Maybe you'd like it, too? You could pick up a copy from your favorite bookery today.

Realized out of the blue last week that the primary reason book 4 has been languishing isn’t “writer’s block.” It’s burnout. Pushed a bit too hard to finish book 3 and there’s nothing left in the tank. It’s just a mild case, so I just hadn’t recognized it as such.

WHOMST among us…

black history monthhhhh ok you should read my webcomic. It has not updated since 2019 and could use some tlc but I am still fond of it. If you like it and want me to make more of it, you can help me escape wage slavery by subbing on ko-fi 🤷‍♀️ paradise.prodigalbeam.com/start ko-fi.com/cdbeem

Hey everyone! Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today! But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold. I just resorted our list to put those on the top. Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!

The @graphicaudio.bsky.social full-cast version of SUICIDE KINGS, the 7th Eric Carter book is still 50% off until 2/20. www.audiobooks.com/promotions/p...

85 damn degrees.

You know what to do.

80 degree high in January. Yeah totally normal nothing to see here.

Tenor’s Bluesky integration censoring bad words is seriously cramping my posting style. 🤬

80 degree high in January. Yeah totally normal nothing to see here.

5 Jobs I've had: Animator Amusement Park Security Guard Ice Cream Scooper Door-to-door salesman Pizza Deliverator

Last year, Aethon Books acquired my new series, Neon Meridian. Today, we have a release date for book one! "Catch and Kill" is coming on 5/19. (Also, Susannah Jones is recording the audiobooks, which will be out on the same day as print.)

The bot that’s been hammering my website *really* seems to like the store page for Magical Girl Blues. I wore a book so good even the robots like it. 😝

Well hot damn. I got one of those "As a fellow author, I loved your book" spoofed DMs. On *Goodreads* of all places. Long standing author who only registered on GR yesterday? Shelved exactly 100 books, in multiple languages, in one go and rated *all* of them at 5⭐️? Hah!

Situation is rough rn so please go grab a pair or my cool goth earrings or smth please I need to buy some cat food Placecalledbliss.bigcartel.com

This man drew so much of my childhood. A serious comic book legend.

YAKNOW. For a guy who adores giant robots and power armor as much as I do, they sure are conspicuously absent from my novels. 😅

Good gravy. This beast has SIXTEEN sprue sheets. RIP my fingats.

Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers. Nightwish GARNiDELiA Delain Babymetal Ednaswap

I’ll be giving this a go later. I’ll report back on how it turns out.

Fuck. Yes.

Fuck. Yes.

"An armor called fantasy." Personal piece inspired by reflections about escapism. #art

The Force Awakens with Big Naturals

We're still looking for someone in the Inland Empire area to adopt or foster this little tortoiseshell kitty. I'm willing to drive halfway to L.A. if anyone there wants to meet up to take her.

LAWLESS INSURGENTS are painting TUNNELS on WALLS so that ICE agents RUN INTO THEM and their teeth fan out like PIANO KEYS

Working as intended.

HEY SAN DIEGO FOLKS Tomorrow night I'm going to at @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social chatting with Jeff Rake and @robwhart.bsky.social about their new sci-fi book DETOUR. It's cool, they're cool, I'll be there too, you should come by, ask questions, and maybe get a book or three scribbled in.

Edwards IE-115L Aion Izumi