no WAY

I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird

i feel like if someone costs the wealthy this much money they usually have a "cardiac event" not much later

Ohh "America First" was a hit list

every hotline is a suicide hotline if you threaten to sue them

the "Indiana Jones" is the feeling when you are dying to live in any other state

Same vibes.

fuck no

Go Bills! We’re keeping this up until the Super Bowl for dogs in need. Donations will go to DoveLewis animal hospital. #Bills #Billsmafia #buffalobills #dogs @buffalo-bills.bsky.social @nflbluesky.bsky.social @dovelewispdx.bsky.social gofund.me/e60a3067

Songs about the Sandman ranked by how menacing they make the Sandman sound: 1. Roy Orbison - In Dreams 2. Metallica - Enter Sandman 3. The Chordettes - Mr. Sandman

Anti-semitism will not be tolerated in any form. Except for the most famous form of all time. That one is probably a coincidence

They traded Malakai Black for a dog. Honestly, not a bad deal. Dogs are great. Malakai Black probably didn't want you to give him a belly rub, this dude probably does.

I almost feel bad for posting this but I laughed very hard. #BillsMafia

…For the dogs that need it. Donations will go to DoveLewis animal hospital. #Bills #Billsmafia #buffalobills #dogs @buffalo-bills.bsky.social gofund.me/e60a3067

they boys are back in town, rhe boys are back in town (the boys are back, the boys are back)

Help pets from #PalisadesFire #EatonFire #LAFires

literally who cares who steals your data anymore oh you have my home address and search history? Good luck sifting through the endless porn links and me googling “howelong hippo live??”

logng time

“F*** ‘Em All” Josh Allen, Bills arrive in the postseason with a message.

From now on, anyone entering the French Quarter will be required to take off their shoes. That way, no one will be able to tell you where you got them www.nola.com/news/bourbon...

Just saw a video of a drunk woman getting arrested at an airport and she said “how are you going to hold my accountable for something I did 20 minutes ago” and the beauty of that statement fully floored me.

x X has ~18m daily USA users. @bsky.app, ~1.5m. Is it worth 20 MINS a day to proactively recruit and bring your friends, neighbors,relatives, businesses, anyone who is or could be a user, to @bsky.app? If Bluesky ends up with more users than the others, you destabilize musk, zuck, trump.

"Finally the WWE has come back to Netflix." I mean yeah, what was the last piece of WWE-related content on Netflix, was it th-oh.

YAY RECORD GATE YAY CAPITALISM YAY WE PAID RIDICULOUSLY INFLATED PRICES DUB-DUB-E! DUB-DUB-E!

Speaking of rape apologists, Ashton Kutcher is at Raw!

On nights like tonight, 80% of Raw is WWE congratulating themselves, congratulating the fans, thanking sponsors and thanking partners, which is a stark contrast to other weeks when that number drops to 60%.

Bill Simmons got a front-row seat behind Michael Cole & Pat McAfee "Check out his latest documentary right here on Netflix on the life of [REDACTED]"

All timer of an Observer tidbit

The reason Silicon Valley is so powerful and annoying is because Oakland lost their sports teams. Without raider fans acting as an apex predator the nerds became too abundant

Other companies charge like $5K to cremate you, Tesla is doing it for free and people still complain

You know there is going to be a giant list of terrible reactionary policy responses. More surveillance, more homeless sweeps, etc. But what if we could turn that energy toward finally banning Airbnb from neighborhoods www.nola.com/news/crime_p...

Love to find the NOPD reassuring the tourism market that nobody important was hurt

Another special teams blunder. Matthew Smiley seat as hot as ever.

I've never had Twitter monetization on, as might be proven by the fact I do everything wrong on social media. From not posting for days at a time, to then posting way to much on one day, to having varied opinions on the same subject rather than one easily brandable worldview, I'm poverty committed!

Just had a chat with a former NFL player who'd been out of the country. Asked him if he ever played in a game at any level where a guy scored six TDs. "Yeah, teams score six touchdowns." No, one guy. "What do you mean?" Josh Allen scored six touchdowns Sunday, and I was ... "The fuck he did!"

As is tradition, a dog pic after each Bills loss. You are welcome to join me in the replies if you so choose.