Me and my boy!

Good morning bluesky! Pls appreciate my collection of pokemon divas (do not slander any of the faves except chingling)

If you’re not a real eater you don’t deserve a bad bitch.

this is a mood

Just made the weirdest dinner when using up stuff in kitchen. It certainly was something (it was not good)

The faggot’s curse is not being your own type

I know I can't have kids because I'll hear anecdotes from parents being like "My five year old started screaming because I gave him mac and cheese when he wanted cheese and mac, haha" and instead of laughing I truly believe I would punt the toddler across the room

Life is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE (I have a cold and can’t give kisses)

I had the worst train journey possible. A AC/DC concert goer who was coked up to the eyeballs talking about being an anarchist and a trump supporter. Like DIVA THATS INSANE.

Me when I lose a single Pikmin in the Forest of Hope

Watched Rocky horror for the first time. I called the twist in the first 10 minutes. What a mad movie, loved it. 10/10

I think your girlfriend should dump you for even suggesting the use of the big light

The uphall to Waverly train line is cursed I swear. Every day is a gamble of whether I’ll get home

Went to the disgusting foods museum. Durian is actually pretty good, the only think I didn’t eat was the fermented soy beans, I actually liked the smell of Hákarl as well.

We don't talk enough about what the bowl plate has done for us as culinarily inclined gay people

Describe your vibe right now with just 4 images saved on your phone

The voices are whispering to me today and they say, “Add groupchats to dms in Bsky xoxo”

This could fully pass for something on Clickhole, but it’s real, and I love it. Even down to his name.

I love market stalls. What do you mean I got given this absolutely enormous sports direct glass mug for free

Made it to ultra ball 2 in PTGC Pocket and ran into three Solgaleos that battered me on turn 4. I think I’ll stop climbing the ladder now

This is what I need to look like 🙂‍↕️

that one moot u wanna talk to but have no clue how to start talking to them

Pokémon movies dropping on YouTube makes me very happy. Can’t wait to re-experience the fuckass plot of movie 3.

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

On my bus to work and the driver has just stopped on the road so he could run to McDonald’s. Diva I need to get to work on time (also the boycott!)

jealous of a rat ✨

HELL YEAH, THIS WAS THE CARD I WANTED!!!!

I fear I need 5 margaritas

It almost makes a lightning bolt which is fun

They actually shared this for once. The girls are fiends for a yoghurt #rats #fancyrats #petrats

Sometimes I wish I could challenge people to a sword duel so I can get them to stop annoying me (in this realm at least). On an unrelated note my downstairs neighbour won’t shut the fuck up at night.

need some hole and a cinnamon roll STAT

Tele lens. Am now on the bridge

Pikmin 2 remains the peak of the series and the controls are so intuitive on the controller. The GameCube had so many weird bangers on it.

Only started pokedoku a few days ago and already have my first shiny. #pokedoku

good morning

Watched Ma (2019) today. I have never experienced a movie quite like it. Enjoyed it but very bizarre!

Trying to get back into mini painting. Today's paint, The Bullette

you could torture literally anything out of me. with ease.

Fridays on Bluesky:

this is what Posting feels like

Yes to klink at pride 🙂‍↕️🏳️‍🌈

“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand

My favourite cards I’ve managed to pull from this set, love that the ultra beasts are treated like eldritch horrors

I can't believe how good Age of Calamity is now that the Switch 2 has allowed it to come out of the anti-framerate dimension