Can't stress how good this is and how much you all need to watch it

Whore shorts kind of day

If anyone is looking to send nudes ha...👀

Whore shorts kind of day

All the clips I see from that march in London are like "I'm not racist, I just want all the dirty foreigners sent home"

My hatred of ignorant poofs is going to boil over this evening I fear.

I'm actually shocked how many of the ones I thought would are actually NOT watching it, ofc the ones that are are the ones I suspected

No, I won't start a fight actually

Ngl these sunglasses make me feel a bit....👀

Good morning

The way this doesn't even make sense because it's pronounced nothing like Lois😭😭

Dossing at work

Oh :)

Looking forward to seeing all the holier than thou hypocrites engage with Eurovision

Christ we get it already

I wonder what it was like for the first gay to be like "see that dick? Get it in my ass rn"

Beyond disappointed with the Met Gala this year, the theme is SO easy and still barely any of them can get it right

Bluesky would be much more fun without all of the holier-than-thou people

Posted a real nice dick pic (in my opinion anyway) on the alt and I might share it with all of you here idk

Top 15 fave shows off the top of my head: Game of Thrones Battlestar Galactica Silo Foundation Attack on Titan Andor Fallout The Expanse A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Archer For All Mankind Futurama Scream Queens The Penguin White Lotus

I've been playing Animal Crossing (for the first time in years) all day since I discovered Treasure Islands and omg, living my best life

I know it's been out for a year now but still... The remake is pretty but there's just something so charming about the original Oblivion

Happy first day of summer to all the hot people (Irish)

Good morning f*gs in my phone

Feeling blue

Migraine, kill me now

Feeling blue

Good morning f*gs in my phone

"You better not be a crazy, cunty coworker when I turn up" Me:

That was 100% stages idc

I play the femboy card and end my turn

Shorts weather :)

Cawk on alt 😇

I've been having such a shit week this week and I have a meeting with one of my managers today and honestly I might just threaten to leave

Someone made a fuck up with something in work and already the blame is trying to be shifted to me?

Getting up to no good after work today (buying yu-gi-oh cards)

1 like and I'll post a bulge pic

Finally pulled a Dark Magician Girl card Happy Saturday everyone

Feeling very "my pussy tastes likes Pepsi Cola" this evening

Someone from work that I despise is in my hometown and I'm crossing everything I can that I don't bump into them

Gay?

What's a little cock play between friends?

Having a bit of a moment and currently pricing how much a move to London would cost

For my own mental health, I'm choosing to believe this snd that Winds of Winter will be in hands before the end of the year

Awful urge to get my d*ck out today

Highest paid Coachella performer for THAT?...... Oh Sabrina you were robbed

It's saaauuuurrrrrr windy omg