The 🍆 pic I just took.... some of my finest work yet I think

And if anyone wishes to see xxxxxx

It's so cold tonight? If someone walks in on me I promise it's not usually this small

Tickle my hole with your fat cock Friday, Thursday?

Actually going to cut off my ears if I hear "woaaaaah mr vegas" one more time

Late #fcf post

Irish academic and university staff across the island of Ireland have appealed to President Michael D Higgins to nominate Dr Francesca Albanese for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize

Posted it... for attention, like a cheap whore

Might (100% will) post pole??

No time to explain, quick, dm me your alts!

Glory to the Republic!

How I'm turning up at the sofa for the traitors final tonight

Quick, show of pole, who got left behind during the Rapture?

What are we all wearing to the Rapture tomorrow?

This was so meh, it didn't feel like a series finale, more like a launch pad for spin-offs?

Gays, is The Morning Show worth watching?

Happy Birthday George

Rain is pissing down and I've Poirot to keep me company

Finishing TWD (only like 4 eps) and it honestly fell off so much - I've watched Daryl's spin off and it's soooo good

Do I need to have watched The Office to watch The Paper?

If I posted some shaft would you all hate me? 👉👈

"And if the Bonnie Blue Bang Bus, crashes into us"

Guys I'm v sick so will be in bed all weekend and need recs to binge. Have just finished Foundation- was thinking of going back to The Witcher (idk), have a few eps of SNW to watch too but it's been a bit meh, also need to finish Emily in Paris. Any recs would be fab before I kms from boredom

Might post for FAT cock friday #fcf

I do wonder why Americans are just lying down and letting their country become an authoritarian state? Why aren't they out rioting in the streets?

Luigi Mangione’s state terrorism charges have been dismissed. (www.cbsnews.com/news/luigi-m...)

I'm so tired omg

I keep forgetting I don't have my privacy screen anymore so everyone can probably see all of your #fcf posts reflecting in the window and the baggage rack glass

Happy fat cock friday to all who celebrate! #fcf

I need this as a tv show

Playing Arkham Asylum for the first time

Ok fine, 1 like and I'll start a cock in a sock trend, but you guys have to join in too otherwise flop

Oh, people seem to really like it!

Who remembers the "cock in a sock" trend? How about we bring that back?

Bush reveal on alt I suppose

5 year old me was gagged when I got given these on video by my mam's friend

On the train home and bored and want to see nudes pls, dms are open boys xxxx

Nvm, posted it anyway

And fuck Katie Taylor too for supporting him

Someone start a "post your fave dick pic" trend, there's one I want to post again

Incredible how not one person, not even his far-right colleagues will even nominate him and yet he still thinks the people want him?

Oh!

No Traitors tonight... what am I supposed to do? Play with my d**k???

One like and I'll post an underwear pic

Schrodinger's Trump

Soooo happy to see that #TraitorsIrl have incorporated Irish into the task, up the Gaeilge!

I'd do the "show me you at 21" trend but it'd make me depressed 😭

No bc the rain was so heavy my underwear is soaked and now I'm about to get on a train for almost 3 hours

The album's mid but I think it'll grow on me

I have such post Addison Rae concert depression, let me relive it pls