The head of the Heritage Foundation is saying it’s not anti-Semitic to criticize Israel. What’s next? Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together? MASS HYSTERIA!

Don't wave that thing at me, Hello Kitty!

I mean, what are you gonna do, no law of man or god applies to bicyclists.

They called out “Order 66” and suddenly all hell breaks loose. Dead Jedi everywhere.

in my heart I know that Lin-Manuel Miranda wants to play Zohran Mamdani on SNL so bad it physically hurts him

Star Trek V has actually aged really well. Think of it as a high-budget 2 part episode and it feels right.

He is handling the money He's serving the food He knows about your party He is calling you "dude"

I’d like to offer Dick Cheney’s own wise, comforting words to everyone mourning his passing. “Go fuck yourself.”

New awareness campaign

Where did the monkeys come from? Perhaps this short documentary will explain. youtu.be/w7ApuaJrtck

If I were still single, I’d probably have to put on dating profiles an extended rant/lecture about how GenAI is the devil.

i slide a note across the desk to elon musk. it says "THE ROBOTS ARE TRANS." he reads in silence before crumpling the note and punching a hole in the drywall

What? I don’t know what you’re talking about. Maybe YOU are the one raiding my son’s candy haul from the mall’s Spooktacular, huh?

"I joined the Mages Guild." "I joined the Fighters Guild." Me, mouth stuffed with a foot: "mmmfg...,..."

Kash Patel always looks like he has just one thought in his head, and that thought is that he might shit his pants at any moment.

I’m not exaggerating when I say “Show your face, pussies!” should be chanted every time these assholes show up.

You really thought the republicans would be angry about the White House getting demolished? The same ones who worship a bad actor who said “government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem”?

Everyy headline writer that describes Platner’s tattoo with “seems like” or “resembles” can eat something that seems like or resembles my asshole.

Graham Platner campaign today:

He’s getting it inked over with the words, “too little, too late.“

Are Democrats serious about winning? Are they too obsessed with dogma to understand what a big tent means? Will they ride their woke hobbyhorses? Those are some of the questions that insurgent progressive candidate Brock Turner faces. —Tomorrow in the @nytimes.com

Maybe I watch too many movies on cable late at night, but in my mind, I know EXACTLY what “Vampires of Dune“ would be as a cinematic experience.

Okay, EVEN IF* he didn’t know it was a SS-totenkopf, you know who would? The fucking tattooist. No reputable tattooist does Nazi tats. You’ve got to know a Nazi tattooist. And they don’t ink strangers with this. * And I don’t believe for a second he didn’t know.

Repost if you want to live in doggy-dog world.

Good lord police you're looking for someone who robbed an art museum the guy is RIGHT THERE

I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.

Counterpoint: all NYT coverage is garbage, but you only notice if it’s a subject you have expertise in. My field is tech, and I can attest that NYT tech reporting is as bad as or worse than their political reporting.

NEW GARY LARSON CARTOONS NEW GARY LARSON CARTOONS NEW GARY LARSON CARTOONS

I am so pleased that the replies to this indicate “Always return the shopping cart to the corral” is NOT a niche stance. IT’S ABOUT NOT MAKIBG MORE WORK FOR SOMEONE WHO ALREADY HAS A HARD JOB.

They should call the attorney general Pam Blondi since she’s basically Hitler’s dog

My five-year-old describing the car chase that opens “The Bad Guys”: “And at the end, all the police cars crash! That’s my favorite part, because I do NOT like the police.” Yaaaaassssssss. Parenting win.

Maybe I’ve been reading too much Fred Saberhagen, but I’m going to start referring to GenAI advocates as “goodlife” from now on.

A reminder that right now all AI is subsidized by venture capital. No one yet is quite certain what the real price of profitable AI will be, and thus no one can accurately predict what will happen when it legitimately comes to market. Energy prices alone will make many uses cost prohibitive.

CALIFORNIA INDEPENDENCE NOW

Roko’s Basilisk but we put Jimmy Savile in it.

You think that’s bad? I found a website - possibly on the dark web, I’m not sure - that doxxes our entire military leadership! www.war.gov/About/Biogra... Scary stuff, man.

This isn’t going to happen. It’s a neoliberal fantasy. Even if Trump hadn’t already purged officers that would dissent, especially non-white male ones, a sizable chunk of the military community support him. The rest are like Democrats, too preoccupied with decorum to actually do anything.

Today’s epiphany: Generative AI is the Juicero of computing. Thank you for your time.

Pretty sure the word she meant rhymes with matador.

This is my new metric for credibility. Much like how my metric for whether or not something is a threat to public safety: does it cause more or fewer deaths annually than autoerotic asphyxiation?

Cliffhangers were tolerable when we knew the resolution was going to be in the fall. Imagine if it has been two years after “Mr. Worf… fire.”

Fiber 200 calories Carbohydrates 150 calories Protein 800 calories Candles 3,600 calories Fats 150 calories someone who is good at nutrition please help me plan this. i’m so constipated

“In truth,there was only one Christian and he died on the cross.” - Friedrich Nietzsche

I have to drive by a park full of geese every weekday morning and I’ve been thinking about this post every time I do.

David Lynch with his first painting, 1963

With Robert Redford having passed, I beg you all to watch Sneakers (1992), one of the most prescient movies in recent decades, and certainly the best hacker film ever made. Also it's very funny.

Kash Patel always looks like someone just told him that Kash Patel is in charge of the FBI.

What might make you feel better is buying a print of Data riding his cat. brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...