Yesterday a doctor popped by here to tell me to watch my language and it irritated the fuck out of me. Did I need to curse in this post? Yes I did. The word fuck is necessary to sufficiently convey my level of annoyance. Oh and also, the U.S. is being destroyed so swearing seems appropriate.

So, now you’ve gone from a “democracy good” argument to a “democracy can only be protected by unelected philosopher kings” argument. *My* argument is that the current court sucks ass and there is a perfectly legal and constitutional method to stop them from inflicting additional harm on my people.

I main a healer. I tank too much in real life. In games, I just want to decide who lives or dies… I mean HELP people. I main healer to HELP. That’s what we say when the non/healers are listening, right?

This is evil

Submitted for your consideration… #amwriting #fiction #Saturday

Alex Haley grew up in Tennessee. He traced his family tree back to his original enslaved, African ancestor, then wrote 'Roots'. He received a Pulitzer Prize for it. Knoxville just banned it 'cause it might make white kids sad.

Racking up all the game’s most random achievements before I finally delete it off the PlayStation

The Physicians for Measles Caucus in the US Senate is losing its most prominent member, as Republican Bill Cassidy, MD and RFK Jr. confirmer, has lost the primary. Many Republican Senators have violated their oath of office. Bill Cassidy was one of the few to violate the Hippocratic oath as well.

"As they rushed into his apartment...he felt the jaws of a large dog biting into his ankle, knocking him to the floor. He screamed as the dog tore the flesh from his thighs, hip and wrist. Down the hall, agents took a mother and her 16-yr-old son at gunpoint..." www.propublica.org/article/chic...

You sent yourself to war! You joined after the 2003 invasion of Iraq! Your parents didn't want you to join! You did it anyway!

Yeah I mean, this is how you get to the place where you’re eating a banana with a spoon

Internal AutoZone memo: “.. We’re facing the largest supply shortage of lubricating fluids in the modern history of America. Realistic, middle-of-the-road estimates are for our average available supply in this product category to drop by 40%.” (via Costa Oil) #$AZO

If nothing else makes Bluesky better than X, I can’t remember the last time I saw anything from the Babylon Bee.

The Regime getting rid of so many incompetent people hired by RFK Jr. but leaving him in place is like removing metastatic lymph nodes but leaving the primary tumor in place. The cancer is gonna come roaring back.

It is remarkable how many establishment Dems simply do not understand they are in the middle of an existential war against MAGA politics, and that there’s no co-existence possible here.

Some people might call this “a breathtaking example of corruption completely at odds with the intent of the Founders” or “a declining autocrat recruiting his own personal army for future treasonous purposes” Probably not the NYTimes, but some people

Happy, Grumpy, Sleepy, Sneezy, Dopey, and Doc

Wow: Texas Children's Hospital in Houston, one of the biggest children's hospitals in the nation, will be forced to create the nation's first ever "detransition clinic" as part of a $10 million settlement with Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton.

"all the bad things I do are a woman's fault for making me"

woman: *minds her own business while being beautiful* the worst men in the world: this is an attack on me personally. summon the fleet

in a way, isn’t causing men to crash out before she’s even done anything just proof that Lupita is perfect for Helen of Troy

New Roommate Hopes Five-Hour Fuckfest Didn't Keep You Up https://theonion.com/new-roommate-hopes-five-hour-fuckfest-didnt-keep-you-up-1819569823/

Georgia's governor signs a comically transparent law. It makes local elections in 5 big blue counties nonpartisan, to give GOP candidates a chance to win without a party label in places like Atlanta. And it doesn't change anything in the rest of the state, for red counties to know who's GOP.

If this sounds like you, I encourage you to look into my two favorite genres of country music — 1. I will die for my union and the cops who shot us are going to Hell, and 2. I just killed my husband and it’s the best thing I’ve ever done.

I went to St Mary’s and they’d have him come to big Lady Rattlers basketball games (we didn’t have nor did we want a football team bc our basketball girlies were the SHIT) and he’d bring the other horrifying San Antonio mascot…HENRY THE PUFFY TACO.

suppose Devouring pestilence hangs in our air, And thou art flying to a fresher clime.

/2 Also: being drunk doesn’t make you a fucking bigot. Being drunk removes your social inhibitions about being an OPEN fucking bigot.

The American people are watching the courts abandon precedent, ignore the Constitution, and bend over backwards to give Donald Trump whatever he wants. Every ruling like this further erodes people’s faith in institutions that are supposed to be independent, credible, and grounded in the law.

y’all let’s help some cat people tonight (people who have cats, not people who are cats, as far as I know) www.gofundme.com/f/support-a-...

Doctors recommend taking a nap with a minimum of 3 cats

Have you heard the good word about the ballroom though?

I just pissed myself... this is the movie he is mad that people are calling slop... I demand you watch with the sound on... it is so much worse than you think it is going to be...

At this point anyone who cares about justice and the rule of law just needs to be upfront about the fact that this is an illegitimate court whose decisions will be undone at the first opportunity, and that opportunity being peaceful is the best these partisan hacks can hope for.

Historian of abolition here, history tells us how we got here, to put it succinctly “John Brown was hanged for treason and Robert E. Lee was not.”

FFS, if you're gonna lie, be a little more creative about it.

Trump: "We have a man who is doing a great job. I knew it! Because he kept me out of jail for years. Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche. He kept me out of jail."

#BREAKING: Over dissents from the three Democratic appointees, #SCOTUS issues “GVRs” in the Alabama cases—vacating district court injunctions & remanding for further proceedings in light of Callais. In practice, this means Alabama can now redraw its congressional districts in time for the midterms:

Trump: "We've taken people that were dead. We had a person given the last rites -- gone, the kids are crying and everything -- and started them on this drug. And the person became better. It works."

Dr Oz: "One in three Americans are under-babied"

"We don’t need reasonable and nonpartisan now. We need unreasonable partisan demands rammed through however we can."

Perhaps he should mumble in Latin, waffle about Peppa Pig and ruffle his hair. Or gurn whilst looking delighted about pork markets and tell us the deep state is at fault. That all went well. Be careful what you wish for

When you need to deliver the most important speech of your life to save your Premiership but remember you're dreadful at public speaking...

WE DON'T NEED PETROLEUM-BASED PLASTICS ANYMORE! "The [bamboo plastic] outperforms most commercial plastics and bioplastics in mechanical and thermo-mechanical metrics while maintaining full biodegradability in soil within 50 days and closed-loop recyclability with 90% retained strength."

This is the University of Central Florida. So many people really have no idea how much kids hate this shit.

I truly believe white men Really Like when intellectually superior Black women clearly articulate that they know exactly what’s going on when they unlawfully weaponize institutional power to strip our legislative agency. They love that we understand what they are doing & that they can do it anyway.

Men I'm here for you to give you some self esteem. Your balls are beautiful just as they are. The partner of your choice is gonna love them. They're just a couple weird wrinkly sacks. You don't need to get huge balls to impress anybody.