My car kept beeping at me while driving. No error code or flashing light, just beeping No idea why, sweating in fear of another car repair. ...it was the passenger seat belt alarm...because I had a bag of potting soil in the seat... I feel like this is prob very Stede of me 😅

Hey all, I was hoping we'd make it to check day without running out of groceries, but it's ten days out and we're down to brown rice. If anyone can spare a few dollars I'd super appreciate it - just need some proteins and veg, etc. Links in the next post:

This is my favorite Godzilla entrance of all time. 😇

6 months after moving, my pets are nicely settling into our new home, even if it's a trailer in the middle of nowhere 😌

Apparently it's octopus day??? If you want to read Izzy/Hornigold tentacle stuff and eggpreg (and somehow haven't already) I have an EXTENSIVE series for you. 😄 Lots of different genres, there's obv smut but also crack, fluff, and academia. 🐙 #ofmdmermay2026 archiveofourown.org/series/3855664

Buttons introduces Izzy to the Merlin bird app. Now the two of them are sitting outside, bundled together against the early morning chill. Sipping warm drinks and excitedly listening/watching for birds.

No seriously guys we need a movie about Hades and Persephone starring David Fane and Nina Oyama The plot twist: the kidnapping was Persephone’s idea

Good morning. Stede is furious that the crew is celebrating Izzy today and not him. Send post.

Well this naughty little shit is very lucky. He ate enough garbage to distend his belly but it looks like it's going to pass through alright with meds and extra fluids. his prognosis is good, even if his tummy hurts. I am now running on 4 hours sleep across the last 48 hours...

It's 1am and I've been sitting in the emergency pet hospital waiting room for 5 hours because a certain dog of mine ate potentially very bad garbage.

going thru my old fic notes for the beginning of the domesticating series & here's a bit that didn't make it in but still makes me laugh

OMG you guys Guys!! Look at this beautiful beet. It is perfect. @amoebareads.bsky.social has made me the happiest gremlin in the office

"Context clues indicate this is not a piano." - My wife, who is hilarious

idk if it would fix him but it's worth a try #ofmdart

And we are live! ko-fi.com/s/22edd0223b

I've been sick few days... and still sick nlw but! here is 5cm stede! he is really smol

I get so many spam calls, both at work and on my cell, that I answer all unknown numbers by reciting the opening to Pinky and the Brain...in German. If nothing else, I'm practicing German and making my coworkers laugh.

how I'm trying to be (varying degrees of success)

Look! Fiddlehands smut for Becky (@killerweasel.bsky.social)! Ned pays for exclusive access to Izzy’s 3 gloryholes. CW: Sex Worker Trans!Izzy, Trans!Ned, Modern AU, Kink Club, Mild Alcohol, BDSM, Gloryholes, Nipple Play, Biting, Dental Dams, Oral Sex, Masturbation #nsfw #fiddlehands #ofmdnsfw

i don't have money for food rn lmao and may have to go back w/ moth up north to help his dumb ass so like. lol. lmao. anything helps 🫠

Since there's a history of breast cancer in my family, I wonder if my health insurance would cover top surgery as preventive care...

On this #TransDayOfVisibility, I'd like to remind y'all that trans women are women, trans men are men, trans people are human, beautiful, deserving of love ... and ... trans people have always existed, even in pre-Spanish invasion Mesoamerica. Here's an article if you're curious.

Jurassic World: Rebirth I'm fascinated by how amazingly bad this movie is despite having David Koepp as it's writer and Gareth Edward's as director. How??? How did these two fail so spectacularly with this movie?

Welcome to my bluesky, I post in three distinct categories a. Here's a pony I drew b. Scathing political takes filled with savage rage and incredible despair. c. I had a sandwich that was pretty good.

There's so little people reading nowadays, literally anyone reading ANYTHING and any genre that actually gets people to BUY BOOKS is a good thing

Oh my that was quite a big chunk! :) Here it is :) <3

Hey! fellow Sickos!! I am 18 chapters into Alchemised by SenLinYu. A beautiful mausoleum of Dead Doves begging to be devoured. Join the feast!!

I would like to kiss Izzy Hands.

I am neither the son my father wanted nor the daughter my mother thought she was settling for. Realizing that this is not my fault or my problem has been so liberating.

It's that time again

I love them :D <3

Throwing a nearly three year old Rizzy omegaverse fic out of a moving vehicle in front of the cheesecake factory and speeding away archiveofourown.org/works/487499...

If a single person says "but how are you going to pay for it" about universal healthcare for the rest of my life, I am going to []

A fish decided to walk, and now I have to use pivot tables.

Izzy needs to get fucked in public more. He needs to be fighting off all the noises he wants to make. He needs a flushed face while trying to act normal.

unfortunate how being an adult means that things happening in my real life cuts into my sacred yaoi time

@guildgrad.bsky.social I'm doing this if y'all want to tag along

Join us March 14th for a delicious but guaranteed mess❤️‍🔥🏴‍☠️ CHEESECAKE! shopstands.com/products/hea... #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd

if you've had pirate brainrot for 4 human years you're legally allowed to claim an honorary degree in Our Flag Means Death btw

I was surprised to learn that this is the all-time most popular Effin' Birds comic over the nine year run (so far).

Me watching tons of informative how to videos on medieval survival methods and food systems to prep for building my homestead.

Put this in the ever growing list of DaddyPapi wearing matching outfits Knitwear edition or something Also JimIzzy real

Caribbean margarita to celebrate surviving this week and not freezing to death.

GUYS

This Lunar New Year you too can get the shenanigans of a dragon prince and his murderous husband heading home for New Year. Other people enjoy candied fruit and caramel pork; Thuan and Asmodeus find themselves drawn into deadly politics... Comedies of manners and murders

Technically it's not take your kid to work day, but I was sad and needed the company. Izzy seems to enjoy hanging among the plants Doll by @imrights.bsky.social