Finally gathered up the strength to pick up my dog’s ashes from the animal hospital today. He passed in December 2024. Just couldn’t go in until now. Ricoh was a giant ham. He loved attention and could play like nobody’s business. He could always sense when you needed love. I will never forget him.

They're gonna let me type my license plate number AND my phone number into this website so I can charge 35 cents to my credit card...this is truly a great day

GIVE IT TO ME I LOVE IT

This is an example of why AI can’t do comedy as well as a human. Part of the gag here is the time it must have taken to do something this stupid. If all you did was type into a prompt it turns it into just something stupid instead of something awesome. The human element matters.

Jeff Hoffman are you shitting me

👹🇨🇦

Sippin’ on generic Aldi brand ginger ale (half the price of Canada Dry) while my son plays in his water / sand table on the balcony, 10/10 Dad day.

Democratic National Convention, 2028

food is honestly so legit

wheeeeee!

Hmmm guess they should have scored a few BMore runs.

CHARLES MCADOO HIT A HOME RUN IN HIS FIRST MAJOR LEAGUE GAME HOLY FUCK

*slapping 5 dollar bills into the hands of all the Jays’ bullpen guys* go buy yourselves something nice, fellas.

Anyway my favourite baseball team has won 7 of their last 9. 😎

Inning ended so suddenly you’d have thought it was the 2016 Wild Card game.

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Has Louis Varland gotten lucky at times to keep his extremely low ERA? No, he rules.

Per MLB Scoring Changes on X: The Ruined App, Jazz Chisholm had a base hit changed to an error on Louis Varland, which lowers Varland’s ERA on the season to 0.33, lol. The Committee.

Jesús Sánchez please keep hitting bombs forever

Lane my brother in Christ it is free to say nothing

These are the two optimal types of Baseball Name.

Shiiiiiit Nathan Lukes welcome back

Literally every other level of organized football has considered itself a “tournament sport” for a long time now but okay Gregory

XAVIER: Stand down, Erik! We must avoid violence! MAGNETO: The violence began long before us, friend. Now choose which of your new recruits will feel the deadly power of MAGNETISM. NOTEPAD: Professor, I will save his remarks as an unformatted .txt file! XAVIER: (in Magneto's head) I choose Notepad.

i got bros (i got bros) who need to strengthen their bones

bethesda game zooming in to begin a conversation

Blue sky

Hearing a lot of kids talking about NBA Youngboy but never honoring those who truly will be Never Broke Again: the brave men and women of, our military

Be the amount of Alf Hog you want to see in the world.

going to the methadone clinic instead of the dope man again i see. that’s not very marketplace of ideas of you

remember when you used to learn this information quietly and at the age of roughly eleven

Remarkably accurate.

logging on

An answered prayer! 🙌

Yankees fans chanting “MVP!” right before Judge hits into an inning ending double play

@ Davis Schneider

When the kid who just threw a desk accuses the teacher of targeting them

A lot of grocery store nacho cheese containers say “DO NOT MICROWAVE IN THIS CONTAINER. DO NOT DO THAT” and they can say that as much as they want but I don’t think they’ve grappled with how little the average grocery store nacho cheese enthusiast has to lose

Legitimately crying at how funny this is. I am EXTREMELY excited about the possibility that Shaq and Chuck are about to learn about I Think You Should Leave. I would pay $1,000 dollars to watch them watch "Coffin Flop" live.

Let's check back with this guy in September

So, the coolest thing on earth. Got it.

Louis Varland I would die 4 u

Thanks for nothing, Deepseek.

This might be the lowest I’ve seen Never Mind the Bollocks on one of these lists, which is good. It’s also probably the first time I’ve seen anyone put the Clash’s S/T above London Calling, which is wrong, but I’m not mad about it.

Hockey blows. Bad sport.