I need to stand near a cold, gray ocean soon. to replenish my HP

not now, baby, i'm singing along to the lenny & the piss poor boys album

ok i'm watching ski mountaineering which lives up to its billing as being totally insane BUT i'm gonna need these announcers to stop saying things like "botched top transition"

i kept thinking the 2001 film A.I. Artificial Intelligence was going to end. like, 3 different times i was like ok we're gonna wrap it up now huh and instead it just KEPT GOING

every now and then i see a post from someone and i remember huh i think they were flirting with me once and i should have said something but... well, anyway,i suppose i took the sensible route

Wanna write about the US like this. "She picked up the ham burger, a delectable treat consisting of two buns around a puck of meat, not of lamb but usually beef!"

i'm all set with winter for a variety of reasons but one of them is: have you ever been outside, bundled up in many layers, and have your bra strap fall off your shoulder

every now and then i am compelled to be stupid

please don't make me watch a video to learn how to do something

hey just real quick but when i die if you make some kind of ai image of me i'm going to haunt you until you piss blood

glasses with little cameras in them are not wearable tech they're pervert glasses

also i've been doing all my sportsposting elsewhere so i am not plugged into "suddenly deeply invested in bobsled"-sky etc

i think my prime posting window is both too late and too early

one weird thing about being on instagram during an olympics is that i am being shown so many posts from athletes who either didn't make the team and are indignant about it, or who did make the team but didn't perform as well as they expected and are now apologizing (!!!) to their fans about it

vacuuming my house and thinking about the tweet that said something like "imagine how fast olympic curlers vacuum their houses" in case anyone was unsure i am not an olympic curler

ahahaha yesss projects.thenarwhal.ca/lovebirds-qu...

If I’m bisexual and he’s bisexual are we a whole sexual? A fourth? I hate math

The pronoun labeler, which was by far the most useful labeler on the site, was deleted by its creator. But thanks to @ripperoni.com there’s a new one available. I highly recommend it. It’s a great way to share your pronouns or see someone else’s pronouns at a glance. bsky.app/profile/pron...

new level of "no headphones on the train" guy unlocked: he's also singing along

some days all the people i follow are on fire and post only bangers and reskeet also only bangers and i just scroll down the page going like like like

if you visit the link, you will be treated to the phrase "technicolor thotpants" and i just thought you should know that

"The Massachusetts Department of Correction... formally partners with ICE to transfer people who have finished their sentences." Healey's office has also not responded to my calls about this (and why would they) BUT maybe if a lot more of us call and keep calling, they'll get the drift. 617-725-4005

newsletter time if you would like to read about how we got a bunch of snow and someone parked like an asshole during it! or if that doesn't do much for you, how about snake cannibalism and font detectives? or why we think of time as a line? kerminator.beehiiv.com/p/74-no-flip...

it is vitally important to like people's niche terrible jokes if you are also in that niche

a wise woman on here once said (2 years ago during the summer olympics), if any olympians want to ask me out on a date, that would be ok, and i am just here to reiterate that sentiment, winter edition

a man got abducted from my neighborhood yesterday btw. i know that's not even close to the numbers in some other communities but every person stolen away is someone's family and friend, and one is already too many.

the realization hit me like a truck a few minutes ago that in college, the year i had bright red hair, i was probably Recognizable. like strangers would see me walking across campus and think "oh yeah there's that girl*" * at the time that was the going assumption

guy at this bus stop has a speaker that was up until a few seconds ago blasting industrial music but has now just switched to FUNKY COLD MEDINA

loot that drops after defeating me: - tea (randomized flavors) - the last book i read - a bus pass - a pinecone - a seagull feather - clinical depression

(i actually love the quark names but a good post is a good post)

quark names piss me off so bad. “up down top bottom charm strange” those are notttt adjectives to describe the building blocks of the universe, those are half-assed TTRPG attributes made by a terribly depressed homosexual

oh so the nurse can just take my blood but when i ask them to put it back when they’re done using it IM the weirdo?????

please, sir, my gurts. they don't go

all transphobia is now epstein coded. anytime someone tells me we need to protect women’s sports, i’m calling in a neighborhood raid, and seizing their laptops for evidence. my only response to transphobia is now “you sound like jeffrey epstein”

...horrifying message without context, thank you

when i am on a remote meeting at work i am usually having two competing thoughts on my appearance, namely: "oh, i don't look so bad after all" and

ok somehow a reply i made months ago is suddenly getting likes again today. what discover feed shenanigans are afoot

yes yes everyone uses the bathroom and has to buy toilet paper but when you're walking home from the store carrying a big multi-pack of tp rolls it feels like announcing that you are The Shit Guy and your hobby is going peepee and poopoo

i am so tired, i need floor time

kinda heartening to see all the posts from businesses around here saying they'll be closed today, or that they'll be open but will donate a fat chunk of their proceeds today to e.g. LUCE. one spot said "stop in to warm up after the protest" and when do you see a business telling its customers that?

and remember kids, always shoot for the moon because then if you miss, you'll be in the uncaring void of space where nobody can see how embarrassed you are

to the guy i just saw walking around carrying a bag which contained one of those big harry potter lego sets: i hope you step in a slush puddle and it gets in your boots

i just experienced someone deciding to ask chatgpt for some 5-letter words that might fit in something they're making, and it's proof that using it a lot shrinks your brain because the most obvious word - one that relates directly to what they're talking about - also has 5 letters

my dad is old enough that he grew up in an era when having Dad Hobbies was normal so he has a surfeit of them (mountain climbing! riding bike! fancy coffee! knowing about weather!) and would be MORE than happy to talk about them at length to any younger dads looking to get involved

how is this 40 minutes long, there are two of them

Current status of the fundraisers for those killed by ICE: Renee Good: $1,499,580 Alex Pretti: $1,289,249 Keith Porter, Jr. $302,423 Parady La: $45,848 Heber Sanchez Dominguez: $47,991 Luis Beltrán Yanez Cruz: $18,640 Victor Manuel Diaz: $2,538 Geraldo Lunas: $2,260 Luis Gustavo Núñez: $1,935

RT if you love boobs and want to see ICE destroyed.

btw as a known short person i am here to tell you i'm laughing at all your bovino short jokes so please keep making them, i'm not sensitive about it but i bet he is

idk if we're still doing "reskeet your good posts/replies that deserve to be seen more" around here but if we're not, whoops i guess

don't give me this Diet Swear bullshit, say it or don't