There’s an old Kenyan proverb, often used when someone is being loudly ignorant, that goes something like this… “Unlike the stomach, the brain does not alert you when empty.”

ok shoutout to my neighborhood library branch for putting a copy of Work Won't Love You Back on the endcap of a shelf, facing the windows onto the street, you tell 'em library

twice today i've accidentally closed this app when i hadn't caught up yet on reading back so if you're like why did camille ignore this banger i posted well that's probably why

Stay safe out there y'all

i did not get to, by the way

i just want to eat a piece of pizza that could kill me

ah good it's time for my annual visit to the knick-knacks store where i spend too much on stocking stuffers and contemplate two (2) dresses they have hanging in the back as if i am in any way still a Dress Person

i am blessed with the ability to find people of many genders attractive but unfortunately i am not blessed with the ability to tell them so without overthinking the potential creep factor for 3-5 business years first

I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.

ok i did it, my fingers are aching but my clothes are drying

i have laundry to move to the dryer/hang up (i hang a lot of laundry and not unrelatedly my clothes last a long time!) but it is so cold and i do not want to have damp hands from handling the wet laundry but i must! the alternative is smelling like a basement! send me strength

RIP Herman Melville, you woulda loved unethical non monogamy with an evil whaling polycule

Take your kids to the science museum where they can learn about plasma balls and touch screens with JavaScript errors on them.

you ever feel kind of sad and hollow and want to ask people to show you the best picture they've taken lately or something else good but you know you're going to fall asleep anyway so what's the point

went to a bookstore tonight and wandered around looking for a specific book for a gift but wound up seeing a lot more books i wish i could have also gotten and just mostly felt sad i don't get to do this much anymore, i used to do it a lot

another month another newsletter, this time with the tale of the time i broke someone's home keg, plus trying not to be a shitty sports parent, TWO playlists, ONE published story, and a bunch of links to articles about interesting stuff. go!! kerminator.beehiiv.com/p/72-all-fli...

today’s affirmation: I am within the acceptable range of deviation. I am a perfectly roasted quail. if I was a car the mechanics would find nothing weird or rodent related in my air filter. I am upright. There are no stones or excess debris in my shoes. I still have all my bones.

I need y'alls help with another toy drive. This one is for the children of incarcerated parents. Can we bring some joy to these families?

the handyman who fixed our porch just came in to work on one small thing inside the house right during the time that the playlist i was listening to went from bitch & animal's "boy girl wonder" to new here's "i just ate pussy" sorry/you're welcome, dude

imagining an all night diner in a redwall world. little rat smoking while cooking on a flaptop. burned coffee in an acorn mug. the whole thing is inside a pumpkin

am i too cold to post or too preoccupied with the bullshit of december or is it just that my cat has started pissing on the floor in one specific place (as well as continuing to use his litterbox) or is it all of the above who can say

*jingle bell rock voice, to the tune of jingle bell rock* jingle bell rock

re: last reskeet, at least northsky's about to start sending invites

Bluesky’s head of trust & safety responding with a sarcastic image macro to a woman upset her husband was kidnapped by ICE is embarrassingly unprofessional & cruel behavior. that account was then banned by Bluesky Trust & Safety. horrendously poor community management. what purpose does this serve?

do you think that God stays in heaven because He too saw a big bee out there and it could still be there

two petty wizards repeatedly using prestidigitation to shit each others' pants and unshit their own pants

Shitty photoshop is better and funnier than any AI

i did the anisota.net/harvest thing and i would like to point out 2 things from my word cloud: 1. i did indeed write myself some shit (and frankly i AM glad about it), and 2. i also most definitely must stop talking

committing crimes (eating shredded cheese from the bag while wearing a v-neck shirt)

my story THE CORDON is in here along with so many other incredible pieces!! and it's such a beautiful magazine too read it here: necksnapmag.com/issue-two/

imagine if you will an english muffin that splits 50-50

I did too many chores today, so I should be able to just not work tomorrow.

star at 3 billion years old: i have so much light and warmth to share star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me

this was what i was vagueposting about earlier btw

my story THE CORDON is in here along with so many other incredible pieces!! and it's such a beautiful magazine too read it here: necksnapmag.com/issue-two/

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i have exciting news to share but i also have to vacuum (and maybe mop? ugh, mopping) first so i am vagueposting to keep you in suspense!!!

Listen to more music and less content.

for some reason we are watching the ridley scott napoleon movie and man all these people are bored to death with everything huh (including actual death)

Me: whats up man ever since you succumbed to the forest youve had this undeescribable vibe My boy Trevor: *the sound of 1000 enraptured wasps vibrating a hive* Me: yeah i guess

today is a writing day for me which means i will probably be writing a lot ... of posts

i just saw one of those "you've died and the 6th picture in your camera roll is what killed you" and that turns out to be one of these pictures. what did i die of, being cool??

happy

I really wish we'd stop calling them climate "skeptics" or "vaccine skeptics", if you jump off a cliff we don't call you a "gravity skeptic"

i don't know why it is but every time i need to log into my online banking account it results in half a dozen browser tabs open, three 2FA codes sent, and at least one pw reset just let me pay a guy in peace

bisexual friends be like "I value ur friendship and I am not objectifying you, and also you are so hot it makes me want to cry and I genuinely want to marry you, but only if you WANT to! and if you don't want to that's ok and I'll respectfully pine for you always, as a friend!!!"

HISTORY FACT: Julius Caesar has been dead for over three years

like holy fuck that is a once-in-a-civilization fuckup. automating away manual and menial labor destroys livelihoods ?? congratulations you organized society wrong !! F minus see me after class !!!!