just walked through the hallway connecting two t lines at downtown crossing and saw a mop and bucket leaning against the wall accompanied by: a large pumpkin trick or treat the mbta

just saw a post (elsewhere) from my neighborhood butcher shop saying that they adopt families in the area for food support and mark their orders as "prepaid" and are able to take on more families right now as things get down to the wire real community stuff right here man

sloppus joppus

I'm going to start a new political party. It's called Shut The Fuck Up and Feed People. "But what if they're on drugs?" Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People "Or not really THAT poor?" Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People "What if they have a phone and nice nails?" SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE

the friday the 13th movies are anti-going-out-in-the-woods propaganda

it continues to astonish me that there are still kids dressing up as harry potter for halloween. like if you're 8, your parents have Known the whole time you've been alive and they still decided to introduce you to the books. so they're giant screeching assholes i have to assume

WHERE THE SHIT IS MY SOUP okay it's here

introducing ISSUE TWO. welcome and congratulations to all our contributors 🖤🍂 coming this november. 👻 featuring: @lucienrstarchild.bsky.social @anguslikeswords.bsky.social @kerminatrix.bsky.social & many others 🖤

you all know ruaa and she is so close to her goal now, she and her family deserve a normal life! if you have a few bucks to spare now's the time!

400 only to reach the final goal! 💕

i keep getting served up posts (elsewhere) by this woman about her lovely boyfriend, and unfortunately for me it is awakening an uncharitable impulse in me and i must stomp on it before i say something needlessly meanspirited about how ordinary this guy looks

Saw a tumblr post saying AI is turned on again in a hidden Google Drive menu, but its not a menu you can find on mobile; its only desktop. anyhoo. here it is with a picture and clearer directions Google Drive > MyDrive > (Gear Icon top right) Settings > Manage Apps [switch off Gemini here]

Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in

also full disclosure i really liked this story a lot, it might be the best short story i've written so far (i'm giving up "not tooting my own horn" on the grounds of that's bullshit)

AWESOME NEWS ALERT!! i got a story accepted for publication, you'll be able to read THE CORDON in the next issue of NECKSNAP magazine! i'm psyched as hell, big fan of this mag - you can follow them at @necksnapmag.bsky.social so you can know when the issue's hitting the internet

unsure where this morning's burst of Posting Energy has come from but i hope you're all enjoying it

tossing a food bank a couple bucks won’t turn SNAP on. but you personally can’t turn SNAP on, and you maybe can toss a food bank a couple bucks.

share a cartoon from the past that kids today have probably never heard of this one i feel like most of my adult friends have also never heard of lol

i am in my house, by myself, in the bathroom, about to get in the shower. there are city workers on our block doing something complicated with tubes and jackhammers. i know this NOW but 2 minutes ago it sounded EXACTLY like someone was walking up the stairs inside of my home

it's fine but idk if it's worth 23 bucks

if you're in MA or VT, Pawsitive Pantry works with a lot of local humane societies! my kid's cub scout troop(? pack? idk) just volunteered with them so go get yourself a sack of cat food hand scooped by my child (or a chew toy made from his old hoodie, etc) pawsitivepantry.org/pantry-locat...

you know how sometimes you're served up a post on instagram and if your phone screen goes to sleep it refreshes the feed and you can never find it again? i was just shown one that said, and i quote, "are you a dyke who made soup?"

AWESOME NEWS ALERT!! i got a story accepted for publication, you'll be able to read THE CORDON in the next issue of NECKSNAP magazine! i'm psyched as hell, big fan of this mag - you can follow them at @necksnapmag.bsky.social so you can know when the issue's hitting the internet

casting a spell that something very gay happens to you all today 🪄✨️

I can't articulate it well but I don't care what punctuation/ set of words is the current tell for Chatgpt. I'm not changing my voice or the way I write for this program, my writing will evolve the way it evolves. I am not panicking that it uses em dashes. They should panic and pay me.

people who wear meta raybans are unfuckable losers, it’s that simple. If you wear an ai companion, also an unfuckable loser. I don’t make the rules. Take the bad tech off and you at least have a shot at being a fuckable winner.

I feel like saying that mass deportations have spiraled out of control only when it's affecting citizens is just.. That just doesn't sit right with me. At all.

actually, "the last 2-3 people coming out of a train don't count and you can just start getting in" is mbta *culture*, thanks

Hi just so I'm clear. I wrote "donate to food banks" and do "food runs for mutual aid" because they are different things! Food banks want your money! they can do more with your money than with stuff. Mutual aid groups often want stuff! Mine has a food fridge!

not only do i look like my dad, i look like all of my dad's family. 12 cousins, 1 face

we're watching the muppet show and i'm thinking about how there were surely people thinking freaky thoughts about various muppets but there was no internet so they couldn't go online and get an easy dozen likes off of opining on whether fozzie bones down (no)

donating food to your local pantry is GREAT and helpful, but money is best imo because we work with vendors/places who are able to give us bulk food and better prices than the average grocery store. if you're debating between giving a pantry canned goods or $20? definitely $20

sure sex is cool or whatever but have you ever put on a pair of socks just out of the dryer

i made this in case you need to remind your friends not to be suckers :) you can use it too if you want

treat yo self!!!

i'm a total mole person because it is soooo dark in here due to the weather outside, and i couldn't be happier about it

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

it's cold in here and wooly socks and hats and hoodies and blankets go a long way but the one thing that gets cold and can't be bundled up is my nose. i'm going to invent nose sweaters and make a million

the semi-exodus from this website is so frustrating because a lot of people didn't really leave, a few are both here and somewhere else, a few are exclusively somewhere else, some have a profile somewhere else but don't use it, and a whole bunch were never going to leave in the first place

ok i do not usually use microsoft teams but i have one thing i do use it for and listen, i do not LOVE it when i laugh and it goes "reducing noise"

If I have to step on people to get ahead, I’m not going anywhere.

you know what i miss? being able to see who's online. what if i want to post when a particular pal is likely to see it

i just feel like my cat should understand that part of the social contract governing him sleeping on my lap includes NOT THROWING UP THERE

i just feel like my cat should understand that part of the social contract governing him sleeping on my lap includes NOT THROWING UP THERE

same energy:

Good morning to everyone, but especially women who don’t like the vehicle

if you bring a bag of mcdonalds on the bus and everyone can smell it, you have to give each person on the bus one (1) fry