Our new single is ready for ears! Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/0JSAl... Apple: music.apple.com/us/artist/he... YouTube: www.youtube.com/@HelloRangoo... Amazon: www.amazon.com/music/player...

Coming to a streaming service near you! 30 second teaser: youtu.be/yvcTeuFfjSo

"When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat." - George Carlin Remembering the incomparably prevalent and wildly ahead of his time Grammy-winning & Emmy-nominated comic, actor, author, and social critic on his 89th birthday.

2nd single "NORMAL/GRRL" artwork reveal 1. Normal 2. Girl U Want 3. Normal (7" Edit)

John Fetterman says he’s absolutely opposed to “aminal cruelty.”

AMINAL CRÜETTY

We set the bar low. Now we pay for it.

NEW: Secret Handshake installed working arcade games called Operation Epic Furious: Strait to Hell at the DC War Memorial. The game features "furious tweet battles against Iranian schoolgirls, low-flow shower heads, and other threats to American freedom like DEI and The Pope..."

“Okay oil and plastic oligarchs we don’t need you anymore thanks” that oughta go over real well

We have always been here 🌈

Spotted in Boston

This is a deceptively existential question that turns out to be about way more than just fast food.

This motherfucker is actively trying to kill as many people as he can. He isn’t “not doing a good job” either. He’s doing a great job, because the confusion and fear IS his fucking job.

Who are the right people, Rog? C’mon, you know you’re DYING to fuckin’ say it. Leathery piece of racist shit.

Twitch streamer DankDoctorGreen shows us his new Hello Rangoon vinyl and CD youtu.be/iZZJnwrs70E

Cinco de Mayo’s on Tuesday. youtu.be/uv-gT9lNa1g?...

Gotta catch 'em both ... and DankDoctorGreen did it for platinum, diamond, shiny and radiant - making him our top fan! <3

"Stop calling us pedos" Then stop protecting them "Stop calling us Nazis" Then stop hiring them "Stop calling us fascists" Then stop acting like them "Stop calling us racists" Then stop being racist

I know you want more cheese puns, but havarti given you several.

Our debut single has 1000 streams! Thank you for listening <3 Spotify: 241 streams YouTube (Channel): 348 streams YouTube (Topic): 164 streams Apple: 153 streams Other: 94 streams

Spotted at @musicconnectionnh.bsky.social in Manchester NH on Record Store Day

Yeah, ridiculous right? But they WERE $400, I’ve been looking for these forever, and I want to have them framed for display. Do I keep waiting for another drop?

Yeah. Pay attention to the fucks co-opting our culture and using the profits to help destroy it.

AI is cancer. Say it loud. AI IS CANCER.

Rescuers Rehabilitate A Paralyzed Puppy, And Get It Walking Again .😍

Never stop talking about the #EpsteinFiles. Never.

you can make it pretty far in life by just not being an annoying dickhead. which is why it's strange that so many people seem to be dickheadmaxxing

Anyone who does that fake throwing a ball for their dog thing... well done, you outsmarted a dog. A dog that loves you and really, really wanted you to throw a ball for them. You should be on some kind of register.

Driving through Berkeley on the way to the city. Just passed an overpass and the great big sign on it said only, “SHE WAS 13.“ Oh, my, the next overpass had the same sign. Bless the resistance and everybody who works in it.

Whoa. 🤯

DON’T FORGET you can also hate me over on my personal account, and not just here where I give my bestie bandmate many headaches! @panicboy.bsky.social

One of my favorite new things to say to someone who just damaged their own point: “Say that again so YOU can hear it.” Keep that one in your pocket for the next couple days. You’ll be surprised how soon it becomes useful.

I prefer art produced from toil.

Be it yarts, doinks, rigs, bingers, bats or blunts, HAPPY FOUR TWENTY TO THOSE WHO CELEBLAZE 🔥🥦💨

LOL I WIN. And I didn’t even have to mention her constant mangling of English literature.

BOO, Carol Kaye. Fucking BOOOOOOOO. #wreckingcrew #morelikewreckingBOO

Who’s mad? This has been delightful. It certainly reveals how icky the discourse can get when a golden calf is mildly criticized. Plus I get to maintain plausible deniability. Why would you think I was talking to you, numbnuts?

Is there an entire platform for just pupper glow-ups? It’d be good for the world, not just my mental health.

Happy Bidet to all itchy assholes everywhere!

I don’t know. I saw some mom on YouTube yesterday who threw a drump-themed birthday party for her FOUR YEAR-OLD. Put my ass in a MOOD. Queen Coke Francis strikes again.

Bluesky is my favorite video game.

Too easy and too wrong.

I shouldn’t have to point out that making fun of low credit scores is classist, awful, and probably ableist too since a lot of low scores are down to medical debt. But that’s prolly just my humiliation kink talking. See what happens when you block comments and quotes?

You gotta LOOOOVE this.

lol.