“If you don’t own a gun, you can’t have an opinion on the Second Amendment.” Cool take! Now do uteruses.

Introducing the CANKLE NICKEL. Now in (poor) circulation!

a lion concerns himself not with the weird pain in his little beepus

ICE attempted and failed to disappear a food delivery guy. It needed to be scored.

Cybertruck, now in piss flavor

I’d clap but MINE TOO

“..you don’t know history. You know mythology..The myth makes America look brave. The history makes America look guilty..mythology is America’s favorite lie. It takes blood & turns it into honor. It takes theft & calls it destiny. It takes murder & calls it progress.”👇🏽 medium.com/@fazer4541/w...

Oh, honey . . . YOU'RE the serious public safety threat. Just get the fuck out of our lives, you lawless Nazi thugs.

Good question. No.

Does she help him lift the casket lid and bring him a fresh live bat for breakfast

My fantasy is that he comes out to huge applause, does maybe 5-10 on the situation, wrapping it up at the end with the only option that saves his reputation; telling everyone from the FCC to Disney to go fuck themselves and walking out on the show.

WHERE ARE THEY

ABC’s new logo

“Jesus, Write the Joke.”

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I’m starting to think that the more forward-facing public presentation of AI as a crappy uncanny-valley factory is a red herring to throw us off its real potential, as a deadly-accurate false-evidence generator, trained on millions of Ring videos and security footage.

I’m guessing that it’s a cartouche. Usually they’re made from parchment paper, but I suppose foil works in a braise.

I don't support what happened to Charlie Kirk, but Charlie Kirk supporters support what happened to Charlie Kirk.

So that’s it? We’ve declared war on Venezuela? Turns out being at the global policy whim of a bunch of kid fuckers isn’t really making anything great.

DEAD.

CD THRIFTING #3 fresh from the mailbox edition

I do not trust these school bell-to-bell phone bans. I can’t tell you why. Something just does not smell right. It’s shouting “DISTRACTIONS AND PRIVACY!” but it’s whispering “inaccountability and indemnification.”

Pritzker: "It breaks my heart to report that we have been told ICE will try to disrupt community picnics and peaceful parades. Let's be clear -- the terror and cruelty is the point, not the safety of anybody living here."

Happy 61st birthday Keanu Reeves!!

Good night 🌙 and….

CD THRIFTING #2

New one.

"be your own boss" what, like be a demanding asshole to myself???

She is hilarious!! 😂 Franifio on IG.

Less than 7 second video of yourself.

And this asshole absolutely did his part ushering it in, don’t let Tim off the hook. He cozied up to these assholes right until it stopped being expedient to his fucking career. The rest of us watched in shock. We knew, and he knew.

It’s 2025 and we’re still stuck in the “plastic piece falls out and hits the floor while you scrape your armpit and bend over to pick it up with hair and bullshit stuck to it and that’s how you know you need a new one” phase of deodorant technology?

go.bsky.app/SULPBEF @astrea1965.bsky.social aw thanks!

An idea:

Bad Religion was cooking when they said "sanity is a full time job"

The United States government has declared war on people of color in this country. Make no mistake about what is happening.

14th anniversary tonight. Still madly in love with her.

Hang a big picture of Trump off all the big overpasses on all the big highways. Next to it, the solution to that day’s Wordle. Boom. Tell me that won’t do SOMETHING.

Community theatre rehearsals NEVER end early. If rehearsal ends at 8:30, rehearsal ends at 8:30:59. But show up early and you get the couch. Everyone wants the couch.

Get out. Make friends. Reach out to artists and people you admire and befriend them. Make safe spaces. Make weird art. Make loud noise. Make people uncomfortable. Galvanize. We can do this.

UM AWKWARD

This seems like a good time to remind folks of what Hannah Arendt once wrote:

Look, we are talking about a dipshit who almost killed someone with axe on live TV.

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