Words can describe this. I can begin to tell you. I know where to start. Doesn’t make this any less magical or fun to be a part of, nor any less satisfying to hold in my hot little hands. These things got some gatdam HEFT. Wanna encourage my behavior? Get one! Pweez!

Cher will be remembered as long as there is history. Leavitt, until Trump’s next tantrum or cardiac event.

Nuh-uh! I’m often not that diligent.

Hazbin Hotel is fuckin’ gross. There.

My songwriting friend and I have this saying… “Sometimes the song gets there before you do.” What we mean is that often times the writer doesn’t know what a song is really about until long after it is finished. Sometimes only in hindsight do we know what we were trying to say.

Taxing billionaires out of existence would make America great again.

Fuck Spotify. Fuck Daniel Ek.

The second strike was a war crime. Not a borderline case, not a tough call, not one of the ambiguous gray moments people like to point to in hindsight. Survivors were in the water—injured, exhausted, unable to fight—and were struck again. open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...

I feel seen.

🔥POWERFUL AD ABOUT ICE AGENTS: “What will you say when your kids ask you about your day? A mask can’t hide you from your neighbors, your family, God… you can walk away, but the shame will follow you home.”

It’s almost like it’s a thing with these creeps.

Dancin' DJ in da house.

killawhaletankUNGH

Never lose that joy. Getting it back is hard. Fill your space with art and enjoy it.

The real question is: How many other former (and current) Fox News hosts think 15 year old girls are "barely legal" for old men to have sex with?

D) all of the above

“The government is allowed to post real death threats on social media but you’re not allowed to post sarcastic death threats on social media” is actually a pretty apt distillation of power and violence

On 11/13/74, union activist and nuclear whistleblower Karen Silkwood left a union meeting with evidence of safety violations at the Kerr-McGee plutonium plant. She died before meeting a NYT reporter. The crash was labeled an accident. The crucial documents she had disappeared. #VoicesFromHistory

This list was 1,476 long this morning. docs.google.com/document/u/1... Trump's spiritual advisor is number 1,313. He's in prison for raping a 12 year old girl. www.bbc.com/news/article... The TDS guy is number 1,381. www.npr.org/sections/hea... Rape and murder bragging seems on brand.

OMG THANK YOU NANCY

i'm gonna call your employer about how you're making fun of dick cheney's death online and tell him to give you a raise and suck you off

Better get more soon.

Dragon, my ass.

This has been a dream of mine since I was a wee little tyke. Having a physical record out. Here it comes!

"Enjoying the 'Talking In Your Sleep' cover more with every listen. Really nice interpretation, very nostalgic vibe. Reminds me of the Lost Boys soundtrack - Cry Little Sister." - phonic.fm @oldwavenewwaveshow.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn9F...

Bluesky still having issues with video playback freezing in the middle. Anyone got any insight on this?

so start The General Strike already !

There are so many fucks to divvy out in a day. #jokesters

Good morning BlueSky We are only renting Be kind, rewind

“If you don’t own a gun, you can’t have an opinion on the Second Amendment.” Cool take! Now do uteruses.

Introducing the CANKLE NICKEL. Now in (poor) circulation!

a lion concerns himself not with the weird pain in his little beepus

ICE attempted and failed to disappear a food delivery guy. It needed to be scored.

Cybertruck, now in piss flavor

I’d clap but MINE TOO

“..you don’t know history. You know mythology..The myth makes America look brave. The history makes America look guilty..mythology is America’s favorite lie. It takes blood & turns it into honor. It takes theft & calls it destiny. It takes murder & calls it progress.”👇🏽 medium.com/@fazer4541/w...

Oh, honey . . . YOU'RE the serious public safety threat. Just get the fuck out of our lives, you lawless Nazi thugs.

Good question. No.

Does she help him lift the casket lid and bring him a fresh live bat for breakfast

My fantasy is that he comes out to huge applause, does maybe 5-10 on the situation, wrapping it up at the end with the only option that saves his reputation; telling everyone from the FCC to Disney to go fuck themselves and walking out on the show.

WHERE ARE THEY

ABC’s new logo

“Jesus, Write the Joke.”

I'm attending Showing Up for Racial Justice's event, “White People's Work Combating White Nationalism in this Moment” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/surj/event/8...