Hopium for the masses.

Nice summation of the current times. Inevitable ending.

U.S.: The Pentagon reports 13 deaths and over 300 wounded in the war on Iran, as of early April. Iran: The IRGC claims over 560 US soldiers have been killed or wounded. Never been in this position in all my life. No fkn clue who to believe.

It's impolite to call Musk a genocidal white nationalist because "civility" in American discourse functions not as a neutral procedural norm but as an asymmetric weapon to shield the powerful from accurate moral characterization while policing the tone of those who object.

Iran slaying kegsbreath.🤣😂 What a good Friday!!🔥 #SheShed

So it’s basically a wash.

If musk is taking anchor investments from Saudis, then he shouldn’t have government contracts due to conflicts of interest.

This. We don’t need cookie cutter candidates. We need people with the vision to move forward from this hell in a way that will redefine the country and what we stand for. We need leaders… and I don’t give a shit how white or male they are. Can they lead? That’s the only question.

Mismanaged? They started a criminal war, with criminal intent, to obfuscate other criminal behavior.

Mismanaged? They started a criminal war, with criminal intent, to obfuscate other criminal behavior.

TWO SEATS, #SOUTHCAROLINA!! WE are TWO seats away from challenging every single seat this November! Cone on!! District 43 in York and Chester Counties District 8 in Anderson County You have 1 hour and 20 minutes. Get to your county elections office and file! LFG!!

Let's focus on something we ALL agree on: #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files

I’ve read most of the comments but still haven’t arrived at the answer to the question… How many molecular biologists does it take to load a centrifuge?

There's no denying it: The Trump regime is deliberately committing war crimes in Iran. (Scott Ritter is a MAGA Russian puppet. So it's surprising to hear from him) War continues to divide MAGA www.fascism.link/p/theres-no-...

I don’t know people know the origin of the word “Palantir”… It’s from The Lord of the Rings. It’s a stone used to see far away events, & past & future events. It’s all seeing. It became a tool for propaganda & control, & ultimately destruction. Peter Theil gave his company this name for a reason.

Unfortunately it won’t work. His mojo is gone.

Can’t kill something that’s already dead.

Stop trying to make Rahm happen.

It will go to $214 this summer.

Yeah fuck that.

If they’re just handing out water, why are they dressed for war?

Everything he does going forward is going to backfire spectacularly… because he’s an idiot. Unfortunately, he will continue to get people killed.

True.

Just remembering that time I praised Mills for entering the Senate race in Maine and got shit because people hadn’t yet discovered what a douche Platner is. Good times. Anyway, vote for Mills.

Liquid glass is not “orange”… it’s just very hot.

Coming soon…

“I’m a sovereign citizen. I do not consent.”

This is a great idea. It will remind Americans daily of how much less purchasing power they have exactly because of this buffoon's economic (and all other) policies. this too will backfire, i imagine.

For no reason at all today, I was thinking about that time in 2019 when a TSA agent (& obvious trumper) pulled me aside after the metal detector because I was wearing an Obama Tshirt & he felt compelled to lecture me about the meaning of freedom. I hope he’s enjoying his sabbatical from being paid.

legendary

mini🧵 Today, something great happened. The markets were tumbling, and in typical trump fashion, he issued a statement ten minutes after the close, reeking of TACO seasoning, designed to make them bounce. They bounced, but fell right back down. Finally, people are waking up… +

There’s a third thing… Trump doesn’t actually care, and he’s looking for the next con. My money’s on that.

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If only there was some kind of sustainable energy sources…

Old people too.

And billionaires should pay for it.

Gee, Eleanor, sounds expensive.

Spruce Goose, anyone?

I fear almost everyone still doesn’t quite understand the sheer depravity of trump’s motives, & as a result, everyone lacks the imagination to understand the method to his intentional chaos. Pro tip: It’s always about money, and the key is to always imagine the most cynical and sinister answer. +

“There are no secret talks ongoing between Tehran and Washington” - Iranian Foreign Minister, Abbas Araghchi

This is going to be a monumental shitshow. These people aren’t trained to interact with people… quite the opposite… they’re trained to harass and intimidate. Americans should simply boycott air travel until republicans get the message that we simply want TSA funded… and NOT ICE.

I have a dream… A 100 foot statue of Robert Mueller standing in a field of native grass on the spot where Mar a Lago used to stand.

So… it worked.

Don’t believe anything he says.

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid.

That’s because he didn’t.

Jerome Powell will being speaking in a couple of hours. I think there’s a good chance he’s going to talk about raising interest rates… for two reasons… 1. Because inflation is on the rise… and he knows it, even if trump denies it. 2. Just to piss trump off.

Trump waives the Jones Act for a period of 60 days. The markets are reading this as an act of desperation… Which it is. It will have no real impact on prices of goods. He’s just throwing shit at the wall now.

Awesome. Put them in prison.