“Because Shape Land is actually Animal Kingdom” will always make me lose my damn mind

lmao

finished the new defunctland

it’s the monday before thanksgiving and you know what that means. time to begin the yearly legal partners reread

ARTISTS! You can DISABLE this feature! Protect yourself and don't assume that you're safe if you're an sfw artist!

Hey yall not what I wanted to do on my birthday but let it be clear "Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks! Let it Go!

okay those new wicked songs did not sound schwartzian in the SLIGHTEST. what the hell was he smoking when he wrote those

Clarification: Accepting payments for commissions through Friends & Family is against TOS (which you agree to by making an account), and it is TAX FRAUD. Do not ask for comm payments via F & F. Dont let an artist convince you to pay this way, because your account can be taken down as well.

Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices. If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.

"no one mourns the wicked" is a banger but it's just not true. saw a car today with a charlie kirk memorial on the back windshield

Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

i wish there was a way to filter ao3 by number of tags because i just want a oneshot character piece on paul verlaine, not something tagged with a million characters and relationships 😩

steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back

I bet popping feels good as hell for the corn

Long live Yaoi

i just reread mama stan and DAMN i wish the author would update soon

I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.

sending this headline to my 58 year old father specifically because he has not yet reached this age, but it’ll piss him off to imply that he has 💖

one thing i hate is when the president is a pedophile

I’m starting to think this Jeffrey Epstein guy was up to no good

this is literally never not accurate

The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon

because i almost exclusively write in canon, that means the eternal directive and mama stan are technically in the same universe

No..... no more "permission to lib out"....... permission to lib out NOT granted when the libbing out can't even last a week....................

“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.” aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

i’m libbing out

This film irrevocably hurt my relationship with storytelling & I'm not kidding or being dramatic. It not only broke my love for Star Wars but also my trust in stories in general. I never even knew they could disappointed so much & I'm terrified of it happening again

Zohran was polling at six percent in January. Nothing is impossible

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

trisha paytas isn’t even pregnant this time

even when far rightwingers are having an extremely positive experience on all fronts they’re still able to hallucinate a situation where they’re the victim

Feel like, as a society, we might consider moving Halloween to the last Friday in October (observed.) Vibes truly immaculate tonight.

my ex-girlfriend is now a tradwife with bible verses in her insta captions. even though she still looks like a dyke.

And I’m listening

HOW TO ORGANIZE YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD FOR THE END OF SNAP This is important. This came to me overnight through a group organizing in the PNW. Please consider adopting these strategies where you live. YOU WILL SAVE LIVES. SNAP runs out 11-1. Start a block/neighborhood channel on Signal and get to work.

Massive win and beginning of the end for generative ai

baseball posting is unambiguously good for Bluesky. not my thing but we desperately need some lighter topics round these parts

Do not be a doomer about this. Just call your New York friends and remind them to vote, and tell them to do the same. He is more popular and will win with good turnout.

the thing about watching smb any% wr attempts is that if an ad roll plays in world 8 you’re basically fucked

A portion of every dollar spent on Harry Potter merchandise goes to anti-transgender campaigns.

this is something that individual members of Congress could do tomorrow. The government is shut down so they could use their district offices. I suggested in January that they turn those offices into full on community centers where people could find each other re: mutual aid etc...

Gender affirming care SAVES LIVES. Before I transitioned I was murdering people every day

The energy we need is this suburban dad standing out in the street -- barefoot with Blackhawks pajama pants on -- screaming at the masked goons to get the fuck out of their neighborhood.

Hey quick tip: you’ll have more success communicating with strangers on here if you’re not a weirdly aggressive and offputting little freak that no one likes