Got my updated bar card and did not fuck up the self-lamination. Please clap

Big Bean 4 Lyfe

Over 300 detainees at Delaney Hall signed an S.O.S. letter about the horrid conditions they are facing: rotten food, lack of medical attention, and so much more. Yesterday we went to inspect Delaney and that letter is correct. The solution is closing Delaney and abolishing ICE.

Cool attorney in my practice area at new job confirmed queer 👏👏👏👏

The regime has been obsessed with this Maryland dad for more than a year now. Let him live his life in peace. Let all of us live our lives in peace. #Fight4Kilmar

I will remain a Microsoft hater all my days but I am unfortunately forced to admit Microsoft Authenticator is kind of good. Thank u for only making me remember 2 digits instead of 6 or 8 🙏

This was very heartening to read

“I live in constant fear that I will be subjected to further baseless detentions just for going about my daily life." On May 2, Leonardo Garcia Venegas, a Florida-born US citizen, was detained by ICE in Alabama for the third time (!) in the span of a year. And he's suing the federal government.

I would die for this man

New job is a trip. My new boss will describe a project that's literally something I've dreamed about doing and then asks me "is this something you would be interested in working on?" Yes! YES! I keep waiting for Ashton Kutcher to pop out and punk me

the beauty of Lauren Sánchez Bezos's incredibly lazy attempt at Madame X is that, like the original sitter of the portrait, she is a woman famous mostly for having a really rich husband, and is finding out the hard way that that only buys you so much cachet

Those of us who know what Critical Race Theory is were appalled when reactionaries glommed on to the phrase to ply their agenda. It never stopped being a useful school of thought, and its authors never stopped being a hundred times more brilliant than their latter-day critics.

I just want to add, since this is breaking containment, that this can't be made right. these people, each one a whole universe, are gone. there can only be justice for the perpetrators; public remorse & restitution; & reform to ensure future aid systems are more just and less prone to imperial whims

A brief thread of rappers rapping about what a piece of shit Giuliani is: 1) Tupac recorded this verse on November 30, 1994. Later that night he was shot 5 times for "disrespecting" Jimmy Henchman.

When you're being mean to me this is who you're being mean to

There was no Giuliani "downfall." He was a clown and a fascist his entire career in public life. Eventually it got too much to bear/wasn't worth the trouble for the media to keep inserting the fake moderate problem-solver Giuliani into their stories instead of the evil clown he was in reality.

Googling "how to tell if your Russian movers are mad at you"

I may as well reshare it myself 😇

it's always the person you most suspect www.latimes.com/entertainmen...

But honey, I'll be seeing you wherever I go But honey, I'll be seeing you down every road Honey, I'll come get my things but I can't let go

I feel strongly that Love on the Spectrum is fulfilling an important role in showing lower masking autistic people as sexual and romantic beings, but I personally can't watch the show bc I can't stop thinking about what moments from my life would be featured if I was on the show

this is one of the most offensive things I've seen in years

Continuing the Temptation Island watch, of course

We are moving into the Fleetwood Mac/Barenaked Ladies stage of me processing this move. Can't decide if this is worse or better than the emo?

One minute I'm already missing New Jersey, next minute I hear an ad for a comedy show on the radio featuring a deeply unfunny transphobic "joke." Land of fucking contrasts

Fully medicated, hit the vape, watching the worst show in the history of the world (Temptation Island.) I'm fully locked in to pack up this room

Got my car back. She was covered in bird poop. I think she probably thinks I sent her to a "scared straight" camp for unruly teen cars

Car got towed on my last day of work and I can't pick it up until tomorrow. FML

I do find this insistence on contingency and hedging survivors’ accounts really tedious. Andrew Cuomo was found to have sexually harassed Lindsay Boylan—and many others—by the New York Attorney General.

WHY does this look like a maternity shoot

Cake

Me: okay last day at your job, time to lock in My brain: now is a great time to rewrite "Konstantine" by Something Corporate to be about Saint Augustine

Every day this man finds new ways to be despicable

So grateful to have a new season of Temptation Island to distract myself from my emotions about leaving my job. Hashtag blessed.

Is the Pope Catholic? An Investigation

The answer you're all looking for: she's hot

If you had all listened to @gruberites.bsky.social like I told you to #2 wouldn't even be on this list

OPEN THE SCHOOLS

Rhode Island’s federal court will allow out-of-state attorneys to represent immigration detainees pro bono without joining its bar following a request by legal groups amid a surge in habeas corpus petitions. By @krish-eh.bsky.social rhodeislandcurrent.com/2026/04/15/a...

How is TJ Maxx not getting in on "looksmaxxing," riding it hard for a fiscal quarter of advertising campaign, then walking away with the satisfaction of having murdered the trend.

Lord give me one thousandth of the confidence of a Southern Baptist lecturing the Pope about Just War doctrine

Potential client's kids: the nursing home says we need a guardianship? Me: does Mom have power of attorney? PCK: yes Jonny is named. He is involved in her life, responsible and reliable. Me: 🫠

Super fun how when I search for scholarship on limiting the use of adult guardianship 2/3s of the stuff I find are notes with titles like "Take Away Every Last Right: Why Guardianship Is the Best Thing Ever, You Stupid Whore"

I will attend Mass three times a day until I die if Pope Leo says "I think we should give this food to poor people" in a homily

incredible that the lifelong Catholic in this specific situation is The Pope

I continue to maintain that “JD Vance, antipope” is the funniest possible ending to all of this

Vance doing all this stuff as a recent convert is also very funny like dude you just got here

if an emergency room doctor finds out you're trans it's about a 50/50 shot they're going to blame your hormones for the problem without investigating the issue further.

It's so fucking funny when conservative converts to the Catholic Church discover that it's basically a massive administrative state with a supreme executive. Congrats on converting to the exact thing you hate and are trying to destroy

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking