new shape just dropped

I crocheted a beaver. look at heem dopey little chubby cheeks

thinking about the time back when we were still in-office and as I approached the gender-neutral restrooms, the left (formerly men's) room was closed and there was a large man doing a potty dance outside the right (formerly ladies') room because he was afraid to go in

hahaha - on this date in 2023 (according to Facebook); the more things change, etc etc etc etc

my design won the work LGBTQ+ ERG's swag design contest and I am inordinately proud of myself. like way more proud than of that big audit I saved

Ladies

Hey! If you’ve ever liked my voice, now, before the end of the year, would be a really good time to hire me for any SAG-approved projects! Asking as someone who loves VO, and also really loves having halfway decent health insurance

I bought this tea on a whim, I was not expecting to be floored by yet another Earl Grey variant but oh my god this smells like heaven in a cup. Even just opening the bag with the cold leaves is divine

polymarket currently compiling this information so users can place bets on how many seconds he will sleep in the next cabinet meeting

what's more virgin than a computer is most of the dudes that listen to your podcast

thank you people who hit my venmo lol, @ jjc245 if you’re feeling generous

Hey gays, if you’re in the Boston area and looking a (gay!) pcp, DM me or voice interest in replies below! Looking to start a patient panel and would love to prove I have potential patients!

when you doze off mid-tail-flick

orange boy does not understand the concept of "leg day" or why it cannot be skipped

as a patient with ADHD as a comorbidity I have like a 0.0003% chance of correctly following this dosing schedule

how am I supposed to take with food if I have no appetite 😑

no one ever asks me a question when I say I work in (US) health insurance compliance, they just kinda wince? I think it answers a lot more questions than it raises, like, "oh that's why there are such dark circles under your eyes" "yes it often feels like having a desk job on the death star"

fun fact, this was the last Democratic governor of Texas (1991-1995). no Democrat has held gov, lt gov, senator, etc. since her time. I barely remember going to one of her campaign rallies.

good afternoon from the heated blanket wanter

his vengeful ghost continues to this day to protest this honor by shaving the tops off various tall container vehicles

had to deal with a Target because of some pharmacy stock issues and the experience has me wondering if they are actively trying to go bankrupt. like do they get a retail draft pick if they tank or something

these goofballs do not look real

having a fun holiday with my extremities covered in severely itchy rash/hives from levocetirizine withdrawal

oh to be him. no thoughts. brain empty

certainly not exotic but I puked on the threshold of the Billy the Kid museum when I was a child. I remember being mortified at having disrespected an outlaw and being afraid I would be haunted

sometimes I think about the fact that there was a guy who was the publisher of Moby-Dick, and he let that shit go to print with an entire whaling manual and marine biology textbook just kinda sprinkled in there

I wish there were assistive devices for smell. Like I feel like I would enjoy Thanksgiving so much more if I could just put in my smelling aids

I feel like you should have a safe word before entering this station

thinking slightly differently now about the dude I used to see in the full Batman costume crossing Kingwood Dr to get to the HEB

this is how I have behaved every time I have encountered empanadas too, I cannot blame him

goddamn it we have reached the accumulation stage

It’s hard to believe but the Auto Club family— mama Porsche & her now 7-month old kittens Ferrari, Mercedes, and Bentley— have had no applications. Not one for any of them. They’ve been growing up together in foster care, shy at first & needing a quiet home. Elkton, MD Apply crits4cats.petfinder.com

boss: ok that's good for accomplishments. did you face any challenges or roadblocks this week? me:

good morning from this box of gingersnaps

being asked by my mom what food I would like next week and by my partner what food I would like today and I do not know the answer to either of those

seeing more and more cheese content on my TL which means I am curating my follows correctly

really wish I could stop clenching my jaw. been awhile since this has been an issue

as someone in healthcare compliance, the moment of silence I just took for the poor person who now has to deal with this breach... all because their bosses rushed in a new system before regulations or even functional internal guardrails have been established

it is Wednesday and the busiest time of year for my industry so of course my coworker has decided to become maximally disengaged

it's almost 2026 I should be able to do things like bold and strikeout on social media without a generator or weird symbol characters, like come on, it's not like this is new technology. embed the whole damn .ttf file in your damn app

I remember a while back too the conversation about how men almost never just get... compliments? which made me really sad. it doesn't excuse shitty masculine behavior, but it did make me consider how shitty it would feel to never get even a little dopamine hit that way

what an idiotic take. like health is just some state of equilibrium you can maintain indefinitely if you practice personal responsibility, and not something that will 100% break down for literally everyone on a long enough timeline

Good on Illinois for both protecting access to preventive vaccines, including covid-19 and RSV, AND for being unequivocal that these must be covered by insurers without cost. They made their own state guidance to protect against the nonsense being done at ACIP.

lol they would rather go bankrupt than admit they made a mistake screwing over Black and LGBTQ+ folks

your phone also cannot tell that your cat is not food ☹️

I took a picture, and I thought it was pretty.

I actually was not aware of that, and could use some additional explanation. does my lease just last forever? is it a secret date that may never be spoken or known?

director adds a short-notice no-context meeting invite cryptically titled "team huddle" and this is now me for the next 90 minutes

ok I get that you think humans are dumb because we don't just nap whenever we feel like it but you don't have to nap *on* me, so ostentatiously, to prove your point

it is once again cool enough that he has decided to tolerate my presence if it means heated blankie