still thinking about this from last week

PurrStation 5 is the superior console

got to pet FIVE dogs today and it was pretty great

PurrStation 5 is the superior console

yes I know I said I would do that, but have you considered I am Tired

my son is coming to snuggle! oh...

periodic reminder to self that some thoughts can stay inside the brain, it's ok

personally I think one of the "propose a new time" options on my meeting calendar should be "never / please just email me"

tired: interpretive dance wired: interpretive naps

a thing I am grateful for today is to have found a place up here with central AC

why does this look like their debut album cover

help, my laptop is just out of reach, but he's been snoozing in sunbeams and ignoring me all day, this is the first he's come to snuggle 😭

today's "I would like to slap whoever designed it this way, preferably in the face" goes to: this little icon that appears in the phone browser bar to tell you sound (that you probably did not want) is coming out of a website, but tapping it does nothing to stop or control the sound

feeling mild refreshment after the holiday weekend but I think I just need like 14 more years off to recover from the burnout

snoozing with his bestie, the pink hair tie

just witnessed Bean bolt from across the house making little Beaker noises all the way at the first sound of my husband leaving the bedroom. theirs is a special relationship

unpacked all bathroom boxes, including 4 that did not get unpacked at all in the last apartment, please clap

boss didn't even show up to her own meeting. how am I supposed to pretend I feel like doing shit when even my leader has insufficient fucks to give

accomplished a thing this morning that was giving me high anxiety but now I am so discombobulated, I cannot be sure what day it is no matter how many times I check my calendar

might be plotting something

have an itch in a place that apparently isn't real so that's fun

then we should tax you until you're forced to rely on the social supports your greed funded

it's only halfway through Wednesday? extremely fuck this.

no thanks, I do not want to hear about your lord and savior

I dreamt that a bag of 6 bagels was $200

this is no fool's spring, it is a jester's summer

would really like to be taking a nap on this very hot afternoon

he has claimed this as his own personal chair

my christmas cactus publishing her thesis firmly in the "jesus was not born in december" camp of scholarship

last night I was so tired I sat my phone on the nightstand by the charger but not close enough for the charging pad to actually connect. this morning I too feel like my phone, I have lain several hours upon the charging pad and yet I remain uncharged

I'm sorry I just want potato. why aren't there more meals that are mostly or fully potato

leaf with what now

having a very "don't speak to me or my tail again" morning

tired: screm at own ass wired: screm at other ass

have invented another little song to sing to myself. to add to my smash hit, "that's not what I meant to do (not what I meant to do)"

I very much like the diy faux stained glass privacy window I did

pouting at a safe distance after he sat on my lap, got all comfy cozy, and then his sister immediately arrived and sneezed directly in his face

watching my teammate and my boss scratch their heads about a thing that feels very obvious to me

oh shit watch out they look almost companionate

completely intelligible conversation between me and my husband. things like these are how I know we were made for each other

me: I am really going to focus on this regulatory bulletin today my brain: 🎵 IN de-cem-BER, drinking horchata something something balaclava 🎵

not really sure what to even call this shape. he makes all kinds of weird shapes trying to use his own legs as pillows

carefully rationing the remaining burn hours of my effing petrichor candle, but today seems like such the perfect day for it

NOTICE: Do you have an elderly or disabled neighbor in NYC? Be a good neighbor and let them know about the free air conditioner program. If they earn $3473 or less a month, NYC will cover the costs of an A/C. Remember…last summer we had 95 degree weather. Look out for them

saving this for my next performance review. my goals are not achieved because the gaps you sent me to patch were already bigger than me by the time you hired me 🙃

he used to be shy about wanting to cuddle, waiting politely on the arm of the sofa while I adjusted my blankets. now I hear a little "brrt" noise that seems to mean essentially "prepare to be boarded"

the modern car alarm really does not need this level of perseverance

good morning from his serene shortness

c'mon buddyyyy, mama wants to do things on the long lunch break

chief jester Roberts may be right that I do not intimately understand the workings of the court bell grande, but nobody needs a JD to recognize that what they are doing is profoundly wrong. you reek with the stink of illegitimacy and everyone smells it