Heard someone say “are you normal or are you progressive” and was about to be like wtf until I remembered I’m shopping for glasses

If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.

That's why

cringe is the root of all suffering

Then: “Sorry that our OS takes up 100KB, but we added hard disk support in this release!” Now: “This update is 14.5GB and adds 8 emoji.”

This is Daisy. She doesn't have time for all this pet gate nonsense. Has things to do and places to pee. 13/10 (IG: toyobsessed_and_unimpressed)

I like how wikipedia could only get a freely licensed photo of the political editor of BBC News by cropping this UK government photo

the hungry observatory

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Particle Census xkcd.com/3247/

Dmitri finds out about Laplace Transforms:

This is Sprout and Granola. They are enjoying a day on the lake. Yes, the propeller hats are necessary. They're helping with acceleration, obviously. 14/10 for both (IG: nolatheiggy)

Speedrun xkcd.com/3246/

Elsevier: we will join the lawsuit against Meta for copyright infringement for AI training. Elsevier: Yes, this AI representation of an ear is an accurate representation for this mathematical model. Fig. 1. Schematic figure representing (...) the cochlea. www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...

This is the best idiom ever. 🦀 and everyone should be thinking about the immortality of the crab. (I must use this as a prompt to write a flash fiction) Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thinkin...

So, TIL, there a HTTP X-header in memory of Terry Pratchett

We’ve been told our content needs to be more informative so here you go

What if there was a man in the middle attack but the man in the middle was like, really chill. What if he was basically a chill guy who didn't mind if you sent a secret or whatever

Unacceptable, please revise policy

who’s with me

i only count the sunny hours

data centres are bad, which is why I use the cloud instead

May the 5th be with you

Tip: NEVER use a random number. A non deterministic "solution" is unworthy of the divine touch of a turing machine

fuck you

Is this alignment?

We've shipped more than a thousand versions of Zed, but all of them began with zero. Today, that changes. zed.dev/blog/zed-1-0

“I prefer the absurdity of writing poems to the absurdity of not writing poems.”

we need a version of this for academic papers

I feel personally attacked

highly unfortunate max-width on this div

Introducing Tab Snitch Liven up your screenshots and make co-workers uncomfortable with errant open tabs. tab.wesbos.com

common French W:

Tailiwind with Node: here is tw, my port of Tailwind CSS v4 to OCaml! With a live demo of tailwind classes compilation running in the browser: gazagnaire.org/blog/2026-04...

Honestly this should probably happen more often

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing

saw @bcubeddd.bsky.social post this but I'm stealing it unironically

Perfect name for something you use for your science and not give any credit

Don't be shy to take on a little two-week side project. These five months will be the most precious three years of your academic journey.