Yesterday, we declared a moratorium on uttering the name of the Mango Mussolini. Only to have it uttered by an actress in Die Hard III. 🤬

If I was the smartest man in the world and I had an epic plan to save the world from ruin i probably wouldn‘t have called myself “Ozymandias“.

Wait ... There's 5 Die Hards‽

Die Hard 3 is definitely not a Christmas movie.

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How Frank Zappa shaped the rise of Swedish Fish in Cleveland.

I Love illuminated manuscripts! I especially love the ones with knights fighting snails for some reason. Santa found me a huge D&D mini of a flail snail, y'all❣️ 🐌 😊

I will say with love that it would be very wise for a whole lot of us to take a breath and think twice about playing Document Dump Deep Diver on social media. There are folks who actually have experience parsing this stuff and doing Lib QAnon is not a good look.

Don’t forget to leave out a plate of black coffee for David Lynch tonight. And also in the past.

“Rain smacked Los Angeles. It splattered on the palm trees, sizzled on the neon, gurgled down the dirty boulevard. The town was sick. They hadn’t seen sunlight in almost a day. But I had the cure. A fifth of magic and a sack full of cold, hard joy. ‘Ho,’ I said once. It was enough.” -Noir Santa

The last time I was good enough to get something from Santa! 😔

Every year I get a reusable bag to use for my kid's stocking stuff. It's going to be hard to find a better one than this, I think. Thanks, @themerl.bsky.social

Wait, so you're telling me that the fate of the Republic rests on the people who couldn't be bothered to vote the last time‽

My mind is Boggled. How did these chodes not know that he kept meticulous records and photos of everything? I can't even find my birth certificate.

My hair has grown so long that it takes well over an hour to wash in a process that is now physically painful. I'd love to get it cut soon and can't afford to spend very much. If anyone knows an affordable hairstylist in Portland who takes real Covid precautions, please let me know!

I can't decide if I'm getting sick or just exhausted by 2025. I'm going to take a nap. 🤒

one lesser awful thing about the Epstein files is that genuine crimes against a huge number of children are being morphed into fuel for the influencer industrial complex who don't care about truth or accuracy and just want grist for the content mills

When the fuck is 2025 going to be over already‽‽‽ 😑

Attorney at Bass Pro Shop

I've got my Powerball tix. If I win the $1.7 Billion I'm going to a billionaire party and give Elon that swirlie he so richly deserves! 🚽

Jesus! UMMM, No thanks.

The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.

Is there a more delicious phrase than: "Boris Karloff owes me two days of work" - Roger Corman

Much like Hitchcock, I cannot stand the smell of hard boiled eggs! 🎬 #podpeople #podcastlife music.youtube.com/watch?v=EF_U...

*Update: His name is Sheldon...

💓 As a kid whose life was changed by an amazing Highschool Librarian, I cannot endorse this podcast too much!

One of my favorite stocking stuffers. I love office supplies!

2019 me wishes he would have bought a bigger train. Soooo Tiny 🔍

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@elsehere.bsky.social do you remember my weird dream about the G&R cover of "Candy Man" and how I ended ended up stalking Axl???

Does anyone want to see Andrew Tate get the shit beat out of him?! 🤣

The main reason you don't see very many people with pet raccoons online is because once you have a pet raccoon, you are too busy hanging out with your raccoon to be online. There is also a good chance that the raccoon changed their Wi-Fi password.

I need a cool name for this Tortle Champion... www.heroforge.com/load_config%...

My wife doesn't know me at all. I asked her to put on something that wouldn't distract me during vital chores. I am a HUGE musical theater stan! #hellodolly

Hello Dolly 💓

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. Released in May and still #1 in October!

"Morning person" implies cute and chipper. I'm more like a Harbinger of Dawn.

Donate to Wikipedia.

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Screw Anduril and Palantir... I want to start a company called Bombadil that just makes fun shit, staffed by people who enjoy their jobs and have plenty of time to smoke weed and laugh. I don't even know what they'd do but it'd be something _whimsical as fuck_ let me tell you

Today, I'm as old as I've ever been. Today I'm as least surprised as I've ever been to learn that Epstein's favorite book was Lolita... How many times do you think he tried to get his BBF to read it?

Techbros seem to love Tolkien, so here's an analogy to help you understand what genAI is. GenAI is The One Ring. You think your use is justified, b/c you don't have evil in your heart. But it came from evil, it is intended for evil purpose, & anything you do with it will be twisted to that end.

31 years ago today was the most stressful and joyous day of my life. Happy Birthday Abby and Livy❣️ #twins

If you can find this not behind a paywall, it's a scream! Definitely my favorite article of the year! www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anth...

Looks like the Pentagon Pizza Index is quiet on Epstein Eve... www.pizzint.watch

You couldn't write A Christmas Carol today because half of people would root for Scrooge.

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