He should get 15 years just for this outfit. (TW: article mentions child abuse) www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Fuck me backwards, are the other 47% brain dead? www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Me, 3pm: right, get a skirt for xmas party, not expensive and definitely don't buy a pattern and fabric to make one cos you've got 10 days. Me, 4.15pm and $130 later from Spotlight: haha what.

This childproof system to prevent kids getting the coin batteries out of the packaging is apparently also Kateproof.

Apologies for the weather today fellow Victorians, it's my fault, I went to Bunnings last night to get some bits to work outdoors.

IKEA must be the only website that doesn't auto-redirect to the country one.

If I was so deeply insecure about my own abilities despite having millions of sycophants praising me to the skies and hanging on my every word, I like to think that I wouldn't be so dumb, and open myself up to such abject mockery, as to manipulate my site's bot into saying I'm better than Jesus.

Surely all the Beeb has to respond to Mango Mussolini is reply "I refer you to the response given in Arkell v Pressdram".

In rare 'government does something right' shock news, my local doctor's surgery has gone fully bulk billed (to those outside Aus, it means that it's free).

Been watching kdrama (although krom-com would be more accurate) "Business Proposal" and the two things I have learned about Korea from it is that a) everyone bows a lot and b) everyone gets shitfaced ALL THE TIME. Highly recommended by the way. Funny and cute. Watch in Korean with subs.

Picked up a souvenir #roadcraft

This is an appalling headline, thankfully the article (as usual) is more nuanced. As someone with F-cup boobs who gets open sores underneath in hot weather, the headline writer can fuck right off. observer.co.uk/news/columni...

Never understood how a project in which people would potentially have to travel 170km just to visit someone in the same 'city' was even given the go-ahead. There's a reason cities tend towards circles!

WTF how am I supposed to sleep NOW? www.theguardian.com/film/2025/no...

Bunnings now selling bitumen cold patch repair kits, should buy a few hundred and try and repair the roads around here. www.bunnings.com.au/dingo-20kg-b...

I caught the trailer for this the other day and it honestly looked pretty awful so this is a fairly good review under the circumstances. Sean Bean as the Sheriff (if anyone could step into Rickman's shoes...), a good-looking cast and some bonking? Could be worth a weekend view.

Wait is the 'World' Series still going on? We've had world wars that went for a shorter time.

This is fucking amazing

I mean...good? I don't want to use CoPilot, like, ever.

Lancelot is sitting right in front of my face and is staring at me at point blank range. It's cute but also slightly intimidating.

Forgot how completely awful I am at 3D modelling, so there's a plus. Fortunately this is just for the Derpy plushy core pattern so it doesn't have to be anywhere near perfect.

NOOOOOOO!

The issue with the bed not working is kind of hilarious but it also smacks of product design fail - surely 'not being able to connect to the internet' is a fairly basic issue that the bed should be able to work around - e.g. by connecting to a phone via Bluetooth. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Surely this is more a case of 'what led a 13-year-old to swallow a bunch of magnets' rather than safety of the magnets per se. A toddler might think they are sweets, a 13-y-o is going to know better. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...

Katie Lam is a terrible human being and so is everyone in the Tory Party if they go along with it. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

"Get out of the Honda Gwyneth!" is going to be my new go-to phrase when talking to the cats. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Just pre-ordered my first ever Funko. It's Derpy, of course.

Is anyone else able to view the BoM radar? Looks like they've moved to the new page (hurrah!) but it's blank on my desktop and on my phone it's very glitchy

Worried about getting caught up in laws about coercive practices. Says it all really. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Rudd calling Trump a village idiot is not only accurate, it's about the only notable thing he's done in five years.

Did we hear any more about Trump's claim that he'd convinced India to stop buying Russian oil, or was that just another of the 182,644,910 things that Trump has lied about?

Posted this not that long ago, but a useful reminder to everyone protesting today: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWEp...

Welcome to all the US government accounts joining us on Bluesky! Please remember that we don't call them tweets here, we call them 'skrelease the Epstein fileses'.

Also may have collected loads of screencaps of Derpy in order to make my own plushie (I have precisely 0 plushie-making experience).

"DON'T PEE ON MY LAPTOP" yep typical Saturday with cats.

Had a crap week at work so have to hug cats this weekend and remind myself that better times will come and that the entire current US administration is going to jail for a very, very long time.

Googling "What does Branston Pickle do to a laptop keyboard"

Linda Reynolds is such a petty vindictive piece of shit.

Anyone else seeing this? Anyone?

God this article is so depressing. And yes, it references both men and women using ChatGPT but only with the men are lines like "she was hot so I went to ChatGPT to keep the conversation going" used. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Possums I swear to god. Bloody hooligans.

The @kashana.blacksky.app @nameshiv.bsky.social colab the world has been waiting for

CHRIST WHY ARE CAT FARTS SO VERY BAD

And people say LinkedIn users have no sense of humour.

Americans freaking out over a foreign air force base on their territory when they've had US air force bases in other countries all over the world is kinda funny ngl

"Democracy is a pre-condition for peace."

Get ready for the meltdown.

What a pathetically insecure little man. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...

Drifting off to sleep with three cats (Lancelot, Bonnie and Henry) in my arms, I sometimes feel like one of the luckiest people on the planet.

I feel like every one of these absurd (and not in a good way) articles needs to be accompanied by a disclaimer that 'Adrian Chiles is the husband of Guardian Editor Kath Viner'.