I think I'm gonna make "I went to the champions parade in 2026" my entire personality. You've been warned.

Had an amazing 2 days in London, saw our boys and felt so much joy. Then @gunnerblog.bsky.social was the nicest human ever and chatted with us on the way home. I love this club. What a perfect few days. COYG.

What a photo! London always will be Red 🔴⚪️

Whatever the fucking weather. Parade tomorrow and I'm SO EXCITED.

Having a time in North London

Okay. I'm calm. To a point. I am also in no way calm.

Helluva day for the trains to NOT be running to and from Heathrow. Finally on a bus after an hour of waiting in line. Sounds like no nap for me before heading to a pub for the Final 🫪

The dumbest fucks that ever lived

Started making a packing list for London, and let me tell you, our deep closet of Arsenal merch is truly coming in clutch. Button ups, polos, athletic pants, multiple kits, and t shirts. We are going to be insufferable the entire time, and I personally cannot wait 😇

Embracing this new feeling of watching an Arsenal match and not having to worry about the result whatsoever.

More like Jaxson Fart

my most millennial trait is that I still think Dance Yrself Clean is essentially the perfect song.

Can't wait for my 52 hours in London to celebrate 🥹🫶🏻

This time last night 😍

Cried so much yesterday over 22 years of men playing footy that I have to wear my glasses today

Listening on my way to work. I love this fucking club. It's given me the people I love most. First match was 2015 and here we are. Unreal.

Memphis Gooners showed up last night. See you soon, London!

I am not an expert on these things but it seems politically fraught for the president to use our tax dollars to pay off the people who stormed the U.S. Capital at the same time his tariffs and war are making everything we buy more expensive.

“Instead of student loan forgiveness we’re doing a coup forgiveness program”

day two of begging in public. My dms are open

The ending got me. Phenomenal work.

Before you let anyone gaslight you or push narrative that we only score goals by wrestling goalkeepers, here’s a clip of all the corner-kick goals Arsenal scored this season. Can't see any obvious fouls on the keeper 🤷🏽‍♂️

I think David Raya needs more money tbh

I have never been more miserable 🥹🙃

"It's a stressful time to be Pep Guardiola..." What about me, Rebecca?

We are living through the dumbest shit on earth

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINALISTS ❤️

WE DID IT JOE

Atmosphere tomorrow is going to be mental.

I just need them to blow the whistle 🙏🏻

It is impossible to stop thinking about Arsenal. It’s relentless. I’m 60 ffs. This feels like the longest season ever at a point where everything else in life is accelerating, Xmas comes quicker, the kids are racing through school, but the 25-26 season is defying the laws of physics.

Ødegaard is injured again, reason — cursed goatee.

Tell the kids we use to go days, weeks even, without thinking about the president.

Without downloading anything new, where are you, mentally?

Are you paying attention City of Memphis and what’s about to happen w xAI??! 🤬 #protectouraquifer #MayorPaulYoung #CityofMemphis

I don't think my day can recover from "I thought it was me as a doctor." Let's call it a wrap.

In case anyone is unclear that he and his family and friends are war profiteering, he included the stock ticker — seemingly to remove any doubt

Well anyway, Donald Trump is a pedophile.

Unprecedented corruption

*guy cheering on nuclear war voice* why aren’t people having babies?

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Gdansk, Poland and San Luis Obispo