I do seem to remember that, yeah.

I was told this would fix everything??

Happy birthday, #Amerikkka.

Rest easy, #Gilbert. You and your humans will never be forgotten. Those of us whose hearts you captured will ensure it.

What a little fucking bitch baby. I guess raising the minimum wage and protecting LGBTQ+ is now “communism.”

This twat conspired and cheated to enable this dumpster fire of an administration, harvested our PII, raked in millions of dollars in government contracts, and now wants credit for caring about it “bankrupting America?” Please fuck all the way off.

But can you fucking not? Jesus christ, she’s an amalgamation of hate, stupidity, and leftover Barbie parts that someone put in a microwave.

Kristi Noem’s eyes while getting destroyed by Chris Murphy looked deader than those of the dog she shot in cold blood. This is what happens when you give a demon too much filler and power.

What a fucking joke of a country we are. Also, holding a Sith lightsaber makes sense. What doesn’t make sense is pretending this flaccid hot dog of a man could ever be jacked like this when all he does is eat McDonald’s and shit his pants in public.

Happy Easter?

So stay steady. Don’t lose faith in the Constitution. Americans have always found a way to fix things—even when our government tries to ignore the very laws it swears to uphold. Remember: when tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.

This deserves to be propagated eeeeeeverywhere.

Am I wishful thinking here, or is he severely underestimating how much normal, rational people love their kids and just want them to be happy, no matter what…?

What he said.

I’ve never cheered harder for the US to lose. Let’s goooo @hockeycanada.bsky.social

I’m so tired of people downplaying the severity of what’s happening in our country right before our eyes. This whole “log off and go touch grass” bullshit only works for those privileged enough not feel the effects- and even if that’s the case, that still makes you a selfish, unempathetic asshole.

America's first gender neutral bathroom was Rush Limbaugh's gravesite.

So, like, what if we all just didn’t pay our taxes this year? Cause there’s no way I’m paying Ruth’s Chris prices when it comes to this Applebee’s quality of government.

This is deeply fucking terrifying. Almost like sending people to prison camps circa 1933. www.cnbc.com/2025/01/29/t...

You know shit’s fucked when you log on to social media after being at a work conference for the past week and wishing you were still at said conference, blissfully ignorant about Cheeto-in-Chief’s fresh batch of horrors.