Relatable.

I am pleased to announce that I have commandeered my neighbor's home. This home will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, to ensure it is used to benefit my neighbor and me! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

I think if you use inside information to bet on military operations on Polymarket you deserve to be flogged and keel hauled.....and then immediately yeeted into the sun.

SpongeBob is a contraceptive sponge and you can't convince me otherwise A SPONGE that... Lives in "Bikini Bottom" Next to a "starfish" Best friend is a squirrel named Sandy Cheeks

If you didn't vote for Kamala STFU about the Dems needing to do something. You had a chance to give them power.

Crockett: "Everyone wants to talk about how Maduro was illegitimate. As we sit here on January 6, I do want to be clear: somebody else was trying to be a Maduro of the United States. Somebody else wanted to do the exact same thing. The difference is Maduro was successful."

If the US holds Venezuela, we will seize 17% of oil -- yesterday's technology. If China uses this precedent to take Taiwan, it will own 60% of semiconductors -- tomorrow's technology. See what happens when you elect evil & stupid at the same time? Really American FB

OH CANADA! 😳

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1. Hundreds of corps that pledged to stop donating to members of Congress who voted to overturn the election on 1/6/21 have broken their promise over the last 5 years But we've identified 10 promise keepers: Farmers Airbnb Expedia Nike Clorox Eversource Energy Holland & Hart Qurate Whirlpool Lyft

This is perfection in explaining these leftist yts.

canada should kidnap our pedophile president and force us to lower tariffs on maple syrup and hockey just to see what happens

Just finished Harlan Coben's Run Away on Netflix. One cool thing: a character intermittently uses a wheelchair and walks. Never once is this even addressed in the series. It was simply a detail I noticed. Normalizing the fact that disabled people often have varying needs re mobility devices is cool.

Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.

LEFT: Mark Kelly, shirt covered with medals. RIGHT: Pete Hegseth, shirt covered with booze.

Actually y’all are going to keep suffering and losing benefits & rights. If you don’t have enough sense to vote to save yourself & your family that’s on you🤷🏾‍♀️ People literally voted themselves into a recession & dictatorship but sure…keep blaming everyone else but yourself. We don’t trust y’all.

What the right wingers have done to Walz is awful. What Trump is doing to Melissa Hortman’s family is awful. I don’t want to figure out how to get along with the other side. I want the other side to stop hurting & abusing people. There’s no getting along with someone who wants to cause you pain.

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Seeing that Vladimir Putin interferes with our elections, can he be kidnapped too?

NEWS: A source confirms DOJ has NOT provided Congress the legally required explanation for redactions in the Epstein file releases, despite a Jan. 3 statutory deadline under the Epstein Files Transparency Act.

You can’t use crimes against humanity as a reason to invade abroad when you do the same shit at home

THE PITT SEASON 2 DROPS THIS THURSDAY???! this is excellent news.

The voters can never fail, only be failed. (That's bullshit. Voters aren't blameless)

If they IOC had any balls they would ban the US from Italy. They won't tho.

Interesting how people who voted for this shit have more smoke for those of us who voted for Harris. More smoke for Democrats than Republicans.

“caramelized onions bring complex flavor to this quick—“ okay i’m going to stop you right there

Some days I am happy I am old.

POTUS declaring that “we’re going to run” Venezuela.

It IS sweet like créme brûlée.

Hamas supports Maduro? Hahahahahhahaahahahaha.

Just a friendly reminder that people started tearing down posters of hostages taken from Israel on October 7th IMMEDIATELY. Actual Americans celebrated when Hamas murdered and raped Jewish people in their homeland. So I don't give a fu k what those people think about ANYTHING geopolitically.

They never want to support people doing what they can. They only want to cry they aren't doing enough. It's like giving 5 people a box of saltines, a bottle of ketchup, and a jar of Cornish pickles to create a feast for 300 million people. Then being upset when you're the one who shopped.

This right here

Pretty cool www.bbc.com/news/article...

With this regime anything is possible…

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I have been saying this all along. This was planned, so knock the Harris would have done this shit off.

Hey geniuses. Biden increased the bounty on Maduro? OHHHHH RILLLLLLLYY? No, leftist copium junkies, he upped the reward for information leading to Maduro's arrest. DO YOU RTFUCKERS KNOW THE DIFFERENCE?

The fucking copium of tankies is something to behold.

I really, really, really need to hear from the guys who wouldn't vote kamala because "she'll girlboss her way into another war"

We are a terrorist country.

He has Maduro and his wife. Somebody needs to stop him.

The fact that Mamdani even for a moment decided to remove the ban on protesting in front of synagogues is seriously concerning to me. Dude! Wtf! Jewish folk have had bomb threats & attempted arson synagogues RECENTLY! FFF! Also, thos Anna is a complete ASSHOLE!!😡

We told everyone in 2016. Nobody fucking cared. My conscience is clean. I worked my ass off to keep Trump from being elected the first time but the courts were a "distraction" and "identity politics."

As a Ukrainian, if you ever cared about Russia's fascist illegal, illegitimate and unjust invasion of Ukraine, you should absolutely care about US's fascist illegal, illegitimate and unjust invasion of Venezuela. My solidarity and best wishes to all Venezuelans.

Wait. You all think it wasn't intentional that Trump bombed Venezuela while Congress is on break? He tried to do it on Christmas for fuck's sake. Its the point.

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BREAKING: The United States appears to have begun bombing Venezuela. Massive airstrikes are underway. War is here.