Our favourite "April Fools" article of 2026... Liz Truss Appointed by Trump to Dismantle the 'Deep Space Blob' – Byline Times bylinetimes.com/2026/04/01/l...

Why aren't the Daily Mail harassing Nigel Farage when there's a credible poll showing that his party is a hotbed of antisemitism?

Elizabeth Spurlock Lambert He would burn it all down just to rule over the ashes.

It never bode well for civilization to have the stupidest man on the planet also be the most powerful.

The Netherlands just launched a platform in the middle of the North Sea that converts wind electricity into green hydrogen fuel without the electricity ever touching land. The NortH2 offshore hydrogen platform sits 200 kilometers off the Dutch coast, directly connected by underwater power cables.

Pam Bondi severely obstructed and carelessly mishandled the Epstein Files – denying victims justice and accountability. She focused on weaponizing the DOJ for political retribution instead of working to keep Americans safe. It was long past time for her to go.

"Truss says Islamism is backing the UK government, for which there is no evidence," says Lewis Goodall. "She says there is Sharia law in Britain, and that's a problem – also a complete lie." The UK doesn't listen to Liz Truss, so why does MAGA America? www.thenewsagents.co.uk/article/why-...

Trump threatens to break NATO's promise over Iran war #Axios

We gave up a president for a rapist.

Are you sure the gullible fvckwits won't realise we're a couple of ultra rich fascist cvnts cosplaying as men of the people Ted? 🐢💨

My boss absolutely hates me shortening his name to Dick, especially as his name is George. 🐢💨

americans have absolutely no idea how badly the war is going for the united states, all thanks to the gutless, witless journalists who refuse to cover the facts of the situation

Even Farage can no longer deny it!

It was so comforting to have a president that wasn’t a malignant narcissist.

As an American, there are always disappointments to register and arguments to engage; amid the chaos of our battered, monied attempt at self-governance, dissent is constant. But this feeling of being utterly ashamed of America and embarrassed to the core by its president is new, raw and unnerving.

BREAKING: Iran says regime change operation in US is well underway as a string of senior officials and military chiefs resign from their roles 👀

Incompetence at the top of the FBI has devastating consequences.

Bruce Springsteen @brucespringsteen.net

Average U.S. gas prices per gallon on April 2, per AAA: • Unleaded: $4.08 (⬆️ $1.08 in one month) • Premium: $4.96 (⬆️ $1.10 in one month) • Diesel: $5.51 (⬆️ $1.77 in one month)

‘Right. You see those apples? We’re nicking all those bastards. You go in, tell the shopkeeper he’s a wanker and generally cause havoc by running about and wrecking the gaff. I’ll nick all the apples, we scarper and Towser here can film us for Tik Tok.’

HEADLINE OF THE DAY: 😆 #BuhBYE

If you want independence from the US, Russia, and Big Oil's high costs, do not vote ReformATory www.desmog.com/2026/04/01/t...

The number of service members and civilians shot and killed on US military bases over the next 2+ years is going to rise quite a bit.

The US reportedly waited to strike the bridge in Iran a second time until rescue workers and others in the area gathered to help the wounded, which then killed at least eight people. Authorities in Iran are describing it as an act of terrorism.

BREAKING: The US State Department says that the Iranian Navy that was destroyed three weeks ago could be destroyed within three weeks 🤷‍♀️

Happy 81st Birthday to the great Linda Hunt, Oscar-winning veteran character actress, celebrated for roles in POPEYE, THE YEAR OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY, DUNE, SILVERDO, KINDERGARTEN COP, THE RELIC, STRANGER THAN FICTION, THE PRACTICE, CARNIVALE, NCIS: LOS ANGELES, THE CHERRY ORCHARD (stage), and more.

Why Trump Is Suddenly Courting Putin’s Closest Ally #Newsweek

"Biggest scam in modern political history."

Is a ground invasion coming ... meme via MintPress News

Did he co-write "Heavy Fuel," "The Epsteins of Swing," and "Grift of Life," with Mark Knopfler? 🐢💨

In a nutshell.

The US Department of War Crimes.

The UK has relied on food imports since at least Napoleonic times. Unfortunately, the Brexiters were so busy obsessing over blue passports and the tax cuts they never stopped to work that one out.

Sadly, this is more accurate than not.

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"They consider themselves educated progressives, they call MAGA & Reform radicalised - I think online life does that to people of all stripes" @lewisgoodall.com responds after receiving 'sh*t' from online Starmer supporters for his Ch4 doc ‘Keir Starmer: Where Did It All Go Wrong?’

TRUMP - worst of the worst. Pedophile, criminal, dictator. - IMPEACH - REMOVE - CONVICT

shitfaced

‘Everyone place your hands on the person whose trousers smell of excrement.’

OK Apart from Imposing tariffs on us Meddling in our politics Sueing the BBC Slagging off our troops in Afghanistan Being an alleged paedophile & starting WW3 Pres. Trump is a great ally & Keir Starmer SHOULD start acting like a snivelling shit & support him. SORT IT OUT STARMER!

I see Toys-R-Us are marketing their new Shadow Home Secretary Dressing Up Kit (ages 5-8). It comes with podium, name plate, dummy microphone, smart suit and an idiot.😊

He’s not the Shadow Home Secretary he’s a very naughty boy!

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