That’s a convenient conclusion for the Party that dragged us out of the EU and tied our future to the twin fascists that are Trump and Farage. You were so busy worrying about yourselves that you gave birth to a monster. Rachel is just cleaning up your mess.

Is this satire? Your entire political career has been based on self enrichment — you are venality incarnate and among the easiest politicians on the planet to buy.

In other news, I will chant “up the RA” for your nearest and dearest, for the bargain price of just £69.67…

Reporter: A Democrat won a special election in Texas in an area that you won by 17 points Trump: I’m not involved in that. That’s a local race. I don’t know anything about it. I had nothing to do with it.

Murder is what it is. If this went to court, no other outcome.

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All BBC staff have been told they cannot use the words kidnap or kidnapping to describe Maduro's kidnapping. Only Tim Davie or Samir Shah have the authority to give orders to all BBC staff, most likely Tim Davie as he runs the BBC day to day.

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