Who can afford a good freakout these days?

*narrator* the gas tax is how we pay for fixing bridges and highways

Carl withdrew from the nomination process today.

Sometimes you toucha da fishy, sometimes da fishy touch you.

Nah, it's called free housing from the government

This is all part of his plan to fuck with the 2026 midterms and exact revenge on those who stopped him from trying to overthrow the 2020 election. When people ask me why Trump is America’s enemy, I always start here. He’s at war against OUR elections. He’s our enemy.👇

Welcome home, Pfc. St. Clair M. Gibson. May you rest easy among the stars. #RestInPower

and he would have got away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids

A democracy cannot survive when billionaires are allowed to utterly deform its politics. End Citizens United.

Chris Murphy: "I Just came from a two hour, closed door classified briefing on the war. It just confirmed to me it's totally incoherent. We are not gonna be able to achieve any of our stated objectives ... this is a disaster of epic proportions, a 10 day debacle"

This could be the moment that Trump loses control. He could end military action tonight, but if Iran mines the Strait of Hormuz, there's nothing he can do to rapidly mitigate the economic damage as demining could take months. Trump can't overcome this with a TruthSocial post. No quick & easy exit.

@davidjbier.bsky.social is so so good at this. He's my guest on next week's #WITHPod

the guy who organized the anti-muslim hate rally at gracie mansion:

IS EVERYTHING FIXED YET?

Someone catfished that Jake Lang white supremacist guy pretending to be a 15 year old girl and he took the bait in the worst possible way.

Great work voters. Those damn egg prices and wokeness huh?

Nixon might have survived but for Alexander Butterfield’s acknowledgment of the secret taping system. It began a yearlong fight for the release of the tapes that ultimately doomed the pathological liar.

It’s nearly 11:40pm and I’m craving potatoes. Why?

The phrase “self-parody” best describes this brainless freakshow.

Breaking Epstein Investigation Update! NM DOJ has begun searching Zorro Ranch. ⬇️

"You're the richest man in the world but it's impossible to find a group of 12 people who don't hate you" is like a Biblical curse.

Damn this is so gooooood!

A high-powered Chicago law firm announced a plan Monday to push for the appointment of a special prosecutor to investigate and potentially charge the agents who carried out Operation Midway Blitz. @sophiesherry.bsky.social reports: chicago.suntimes.com/crime/2026/0...

Imagine the reaction in the US if ~175 schoolgirls had been killed by a targeted Iranian missile. (Or anyone's missile.) This is an atrocity.

Representative Frost was fabulous in this interview.

They had names. They had beautiful faces. And they had the same dreams as your kids - crushed when American "precision" bombs slammed into their Minab elementary school, killing 175 Don't blame AI for this. Blame the sick humans who see war as a game My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/iran...

You average normie Democrat in 2026 loves AOC, wants to abolish ICE, and thinks Israel shouldn’t get another penny from us. It’s laughable how out of touch centrist consultants and politicians are.

This headline reminds me of October 2016 when candidate Trump said about Clinton that "some 2nd Amendment person" might have to take care of the situation if she got elected. Might have merited a headline that read "Trump Open to Clinton Being Killed if She Doesn't Cede to the NRA's Demands."

happening tomorrow!

Me best friend is down w a nasty bug right now.

Massive protests have been seen at Epstein’s other property, zorro ranch. The fact this administration thinks it can do obviously try to hide the co-conspirators will ultimately be their own undoing, we the people DEMAND justice!

Somehow, I think this administration might not have my best interests at heart. I dunno, call it a feeling…

Nazi Toddler Shapiro had his mom draw on some whiskers!

Gulf States have realized their safety is secondary to US and Israeli interests in this conflict Now that they know, the veil will longer cover the truth - America doesn’t care about the Arab world. Period Now frame your foreign policy around that idea Revelations reshaping ME relations irt

Ummm, nuclear fire?

"For the next phase of my career, I look forward to some independence and finding new spaces to share my work in line with my personal goals." Another CBS News journalist leaving and talking about independence. Bit of a not-so-subtle hint at what's happening over there.

It’s not like the immigration system has been good or functional at any time in recent memory, if ever. So for DHS/ICE to fuck up this notably is actually quite an achievement Link to This American Life

*raises hand emphatically*

Take my money.

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On this International Women's Day, please don't forget all the women in this detention facility. This is Leqaa Kordia, a NJ resident: "An Immigration judge has now twice ordered my release on bond, but ICE used procedural loopholes each time to keep me confined." Capitol Switchboard: 202-224-3121

Is this good? Yes?

"A woman who claims she was abused as a minor by both Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump has given the FBI vivid accounts that include aspects of her life corroborated by the The Post and Courier through public records."

Massive fire engulfs building near Glasgow Central Station in Scotland; no reports of injuries.

Oh good

*raises hand emphatically*

Australian TV news: "And notice which country is not on the buy side of that chart. The United States, they don't need it. They've got their own oil. They're fine. But you won't see any of those countries that are on the buy side of that chart bombing Iran, so they close those straits."

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Does Fox Business Network even go live tomorrow or do they just air reruns