Why is the shooter laying on the floor naked covered by a mylar blanket?

The Epstein Files were not harmed in tonight's staged theatrical event.

For professionals, they look a bit discombobulated.

If a gunman took out Trump and Vance, Mike Johnson would be president tonight. Sweet dreams.

members of the media who were in the ballroom have sounded hysterical while describing the situation, but it seems that Trump nor the media in the ballroom may not have been in as much danger, because the gunman reportedly never got inside the event area.

I’m sorry. I don’t believe in coincidence. This is the first WH Correspondents’ Dinner he’s attended in either of his presidency’s. His ratings are in the gutter. You do the math.

He faked another assassination attempt? He's turning "near-death" into a multi-chapter grift. First one was theater, this one's straight fanfic. Bullets are CGI, wounds are makeup, and the only thing getting assassinated is whatever's left of his dignity. He can't even stage a decent hoax anymore.

I’d rather hear details about this incident from legitimate law enforcement than from the most notorious liar in American politics.

The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.

Interesting to note the different reactions on the dais the moment gunshots were heard at the WHCA Dinner:

I hate it when the Second Amendment ruins the First Amendment’s dinner!

lol

Is there someone dead in the lobby or is there someone in custody? Was the person armed or not? Did he make it into the ballroom or not? Usually there should be a pretty wide grace period on finding this out, but there are literally hundreds of reporters in the room and nobody knows shit.

So just to recap, in the last minute CSPAN says it was a false alarm, CNN says the shooter was killed in the lobby, and the pool report says he's in custody, do I have that right?

In a room that contained people like Patel, Pirro, Fox hosts and Jake Tapper, everybody just assumed the shot was for Trump. That’s some level of hate.

Interesting choice of words. The press all got up and fled the room but it’s OK, the waiters will tell us what’s going on.

Wow, we dodged the bullet this time. Thanks to another “assassination” attempt, we don’t have to listen to Trump make a speech.

What better place for another fake assassination attempt than the Press dinner.

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Doesn't Teflon Break Down Over Time ? Where Are You,Lame Stream Media,Ask Chump The Questions, Please.........🐔

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Yes, human use is not the only use - and all uses are interdependent.

Dems are imperfect, but they are way better than the GOP. Get the GOP out in November, then let's fight for a good president in '28. One step at a time.

How can the House not reach a consensus on Trump‘s mental health to save our country? Politics should be the least of the criteria at this point.

I don't understand why more people aren't alarmed by this. It's going to be very difficult to separate the government from Palantir now, but it's got to be done.

Okay, who did this? 🤣🤣

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There’s no need to ban books if no one is reading. A sad commentary on our people. Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. testprepinsight.com/resources/us...

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Why is the USA incapable of removing an obviously insane and incompetent President?

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Things were so normal before he was allowed into politics…..

Asleep at the wheel.

Why? Duh you idgits, cuz it was fake 🙄

The Justice Department’s Office of the Inspector General will review the department’s compliance with the Epstein Files Transparency Act.

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