WHADDYA MEAN THERES DIFFERENT RULES IN THE AIR FOR MILITARY AND REGULAR PEOPLE?? I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THERE WERE NO RULES IN THE AIR. UNLESS SOUL PLANE LIED TO ME FOR 21 YEARS! WOULD YOU REALLY LIE TO ME, SOUL PLANE??

This is hard to do on mobile

Yes there comes a time in every kid's life when they have to gently take the car keys out of great grandpa's hand and realize how far into adulthood we really are but also Exhibit (superbowl): Boomers don't like it when you tell them they're literally not allowed to do something

people are correct that there are other mechanisms by which he can impose tariffs when this one gets nuked, but all of them are significantly more of a pain in the ass than just posting random numbers on Truth Social and it is going to make him lose his entire mind even more than it already has

Sick. Hot drinks, cold drinks, baked goods, fuzzy clothes, and deep lore entertainment pls

Oh no these were supposed to be post-apocalypse currency We cant have a teotwaki without a strategic baby groot funko pop reserve

I mean we know its gonna be dumb but lets take a brief read OVER OH MY GOD

A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death. Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written." Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating. 🧪🧬🧫

Aww yeah freaky ass licorice tea

look at this picture of a commodore 64 i copy and pasted directly from wikipedia without any editing

I can show you the world 🎵

I LEARNED THE ANSWER TO THIS Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name He did this six times Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel

Georgie porgy pudding and pie Kissed the girls and made them cry When the boys came out to play Here's what Captain Planet has to say

...I genuinely can not tell if he thinks the shutdown is itself a filibuster

Christian Bale, the little snot-nosed shit from Empire of the Sun

Somebody play "Fidelity Fiduciary Bank" over this

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

DONT LOCK YOUR KNEES BRO

Ok now THIS is sick as hell

"Everybody around me is so bitch-made 100% of the time, I dont understand this. What do you think, Yes-Man 1?"

Protip if youre rescuing priceless NASA scientific equipment that has been thrown away, take pictures of it in the trash first and keep them somewhere you can show investigators later.

At this point just disregard every Adams-with-one-D tbh

Oh, and after all the millions of dollars spent on advertising, the harmful policies and all the demagoguery... Stop. Picking. On. Trans. Kids. The Rs lost to me four times in six years. That should've been a hint. But apparently it wasn't, so the voters made their thoughts crystal clear tonight.

My sexiest and best-performing pen is a Pilot Vanishing Point* and I fucking love this thing *...ok maybe its a Moon Man but I'm also not dropping C-suite money on a fucking pen

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

Sun Tzu once said, "when the enemy carves a path through your center and rolls up your flanks, this is expected and you should not read too much into it."

T(eeny)-34

Look while the US still sucks shit and terrible things will continue to happen Tonight proves why the whole Trump Reich fascist takeover is, and will, fail Most people don't want it, they haven't actually secured enough power to force it, and citizens are pissed off and fired up

I hope outside they heard a single voice in a bronx accent yell YOU SUCK

I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.

TRANS RIGHTS WINS ELECTIONS

its that time

White House   Maid Shrieks After Spotting    Melania  On Ceiling

Having a puttanesca spaghettini bc I've been craving this for a hot minute and we had all the parts

“WHAT IS THE CHARGE? THROWING A SANDWICH??? A SUCCULENT SUBWAY SANDWICH?????”

Got here as fast as I could

Dick Cheney? Is Mitch McConnell even in this thing?!?

Together in Electric Dreams ... 🎶

Post a bird Dick Cheney is dead

Wake up, Dick! I want you to see droves of New Yorkers voting in a Muslim socialist as mayor! Dick?

If New Mexico can do it, any state can.

Or, and hear me out on this first, you and your party could idk stop sucking so much

Its always last economy's fad trade too "Learn to code" "welders make great money" "automotive bodywork is always in demand" bruh youre being reactive, if youve heard it from someone else then the word is already out and the market is saturated ..."I'll just get my 107 then-"