Fucking told y'all. Calm tf down about regionals.

You want fries with that? 🐭 🍟

Agh, I'm not feeling well! Have a turkey vulture #art #animal #bird #vulture

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

It really really doesnt work like this. Airplanes aren't cars, you cant just buy one and ship it in from China. Governments dont certify aircraft. Manufacturers certify aircraft.

You know what happens when the US stops a reciprocity agreement with ICAO AIRBUS takes over! They come out of the bushes. Dont kid yourselves! Theyre waitin' in there!!

Remember yesterday when the dude said his rideshare friend heard the rental car companies weren't renewing their ICE leases Looks like that was legit

...thats Not how anything works

Bust Ko-fi commission ✨

Five jobs I've had: -Salvage yard labor -A&P Assistant -Restaurant Hostess -Flight Test Mechanic -UAV Test Pilot

Environmental Times — Lennart Nilsson, 1989 oil on canvas

Alien: Karaoke Theres a xeno between you and the rooftop karaoke venue except hes extremely happy puppy coded and he plays too rough. All canon rules apply and also youre only allowed one song per run

All prophecy and no listen makes Mephy something something

This machine yub nubs fascists.

Aaaaaaaaa

Oooo, he got me. I'm gonna develop poster's madness and reach into my rolodex and pull out all my bonafid- oh wook, tiddies

My tl realizing what's about to happen next

Miep Gies, who helped hide the Franks, repeatedly said she did not want to be viewed as a hero because she did what she expected any normal person to do.

Dudes Rock

yeah doc just shoot me with the beam, biggest beam you got, real ominous if you got it

thinking about baby's first anti-colonialist piece of media during this year of the horse

My only complaint is that its hard to sing along with But it'll play on the bar jukebox just fine

My Lyft driver said his friend, who works at a rental car company, said they're not renewing ICE's fleet contract tomorrow, because they have damaged every. Single. One. Of the rentals.

I look forward to the stories from the businesses who at first offered services to ICE and then quickly regretted it because the agents are undisciplined, violent children.

Goddess of The Grape Vine 🍇✨ #characterart #myart #illustration

I'd like someone to ask Noem what the compensation package is for DHS officers that have experienced trauma as part of their job and the package they offer to civilians who have experienced the same.

Forth Worth teacher Chanea Bond says sticking with pen and paper keeps generative artificial intelligence out of her American literature classes. n.pr/4c3cdzs

Just started doing new data analysis and I know I keep saying this, but: I really, really don't think people appreciate how much this moral panic was a deliberate and extremely expensive invention.

I post this link merely as a cultural curiosity and not so that anyone could print one if, say, whistles were banned. Obviously that would be wrong.

Afternoon

Glass

in da burger

Got "Cockeyed Optimist" stuck in my head but also my brain refuses to sing it correctly so its Bug-eyed Optimist until I chase this earworm out

If you can remember the first scene in Men In Black you can imagine a world without DHS

Abolish DHS. If you can imagine a world before Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, you can imagine a world without the Department of Homeland Security. My latest at @startribune.com. (gift link)

I am wearing a "some people are trans, get over it" t-shirt, and a man in a cafe just gave me two slices of cheesecake when I only ordered one. I can only assume that, as well as being the morally correct choice, supporting trans people also gets you free cake.

DEVI🐇🖤

The moderate position is unwinding the entire post-9/11 security state

The American Federation of Government Employees, which represents border patrol officers at the National Border Patrol Council, calls on Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller to resign or be fired

I missed a lot of stuff this weekend, I helped some neurospicy friends move in temps so low my windshield finally gave up so I've had to get my news in fits and starts

Dang, I liked that guy. Guess he got too ripe.

in the Only Twitter Is Real administration, this is basically being banished to the Outer Darkness

So many of these people would read "Caligula said "Let them hate as long as they fear" and then think "Hey that sounds badass, actually" and then forget what happened to Caligula.

This hit so fucking hard today.

See, insurgency are all the same in every place you go, thats what I learned in Counterintelligence and thats why things went so well in those areas

THEY BREAK UPON MINNEAPOLIS

<Joe Pesci voiceover> Dere's a lotta holes out in dat desert, an a lotta problems buried in dose holes

magical fox tiddies