wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French

We may yet get to 4,000 followers by Tolkien’s birthday :-)

From the archives:

evangelicals might be the largest grifters to ever exist in human history lol

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Just gonna say this again for games sphere cus we get the same question: Networking doesn't mean schmoozing up to famous people, it means making friends with your peers. Then in 10 years, 20, one of you might be famous? And sure you're still helping each other cus well yeah friends. Make. Friends.

I watched the CBS 13 minute segment on CECOT, and this is what I saw.

> Please help me, they're planning to eat me. ~ left flan

There is a galley giveaway of SAWYER LEE AND THE QUEST TO JUST STAY HOME going on right now! bit.ly/3KnbspK

My full page comic for the @prospectmagazine.co.uk Christmas issue. With sincere apologies.

I wrote much less this year than I've written in the past five, so there's not a whole lot to revisit. This piece, though, I still think is probably the best article I've ever written, even if it was a dumb professional move to write it [free to read] www.patreon.com/posts/empero...

Please, no.

cow spools

this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility to a family member

“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.” Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻

In case you thought things couldn’t get stupider… www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/...

i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared

A new low, even for this vile and abhorrent creature.

Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."

Music Playing In Bar Could Stand To Be Louder, Worse https://theonion.com/music-playing-in-bar-could-stand-to-be-louder-worse-1819576412/

Your 4 year old doesn't know that you selfishly stole his vaccines and gave him a preventable illness that destroyed his immune system and led to years of suffering. But your 10 year old will google that shit. And they will never forgive you. And you deserve that hate plus more.

It's "I've got an idea for an app you just have to code it" energy to the extreme. Those people who have solved physics but have never done math and will not do math but have an 800 page word doc to show you. They really think they are doing it. They really think that.

MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry

The Impact of AIDS on the Artistic Community, by Fran Lebowitz. For World AIDS Day. 1 of 2:

Grandmother Can’t Trust Herself To Keep Raisins In House https://theonion.com/grandmother-cant-trust-herself-to-keep-raisins-in-house/

Why would I buy a sweater from the store for $95 when I could make my own for free??

You can walk away. Before the shame follows you home. #StopICE

Listen to @bloodwork.show

I do not drink because I have almost no tolerance for it anymore (one margarita is too much). If you are hosting a party, I recommend also stocking: -fancy ginger beer -coconut water -premium juices like lychee and guava -apple cider with cinnamon -Italian sodas -sparkling water Lots of options!

I look forward to hiring a Chief AI Officer whose job will be to just tell anyone who suggests using AI for anything to shut the fuck up.

This one has been burned in my brain for almost 20 years now

cow tools like and share if u agree

Me, asleep on a plane, being woken up by the attendant asking if I want a bag of nuts

I suspect a lot of people don't get just how prevalent the attitude that "I expect conservatives to be infantile assholes, so it's ok for them to be infantile assholes, but I expect liberals to be responsible adults, so anything less than perfection is betrayal" is.

I'm tired of there being too many people I want to support on #Nebula offering me discount codes that benefit them slightly, so out of spite I bought it at full price so I can support them equally.

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

Spesielt å se subredditen jeg oppretta i 2008 for at vi få norske brukere den gangen skulle kunne poste på norsk være vist (i fiktiv utgave) i «Ølhunden Berit» på NRK - tv.nrk.no/serie/oelhun... r/norge nevnt 12:21 inn i episoden, og Tom/Baasmo legger igjen en kommentar som ville ført til ban.

The one about purpose doesn't show up until you have to spend 12 hours a day at a repetitive job. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/myth-4 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

i drew devil horns on my head. I thought about wearing a costume but then I figured it would be somebody's fetish so I wore a hat and a giant flannel and also a giant coat.

About to enjoy Rocky Horror Picture Show in the cinemas, nice to have the classics.

The ceremony of changing of the wi-fi password took place this afternoon

Another day having to repost this as liberals bargain away the humanity of transgender people in service of some erroneous notion of electoral credibility

Elon Musk: "It is time for the English to ally with the hard men, like Tommy Robinson, and fight for their survival or they shall surely all die" 29th October 2025. 2 million views in its first hour.

I might have just done the most controversial thing in my life, I asked for input on new subreddit rules. Hopefully people will behave.

if you ever think you are going through life as a unique individual with specific life experiences and interests you are wrong you dumb mother fucker. there are only 400 people and we just repeat across the world with different accents and bone structure.

every passing day, rightwingers are inventing new and unexpected ways to signal to the world they may be the dumbest iteration of humans so far

It needs more leaves, but otherwise this is a perfect proof of concept. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/work-3 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com