Whoa!

obligatory gender reveal party video!

cannot stress enough how bad it is to give teenage boys a "see this person naked" button. massive, multi-axis disaster

welcome to Bluesky where this is an opinion that exists

When reached for comment, the panel said that newborns can go fuck themselves

Every single pro-life senator who voted to confirm RFK Jr should find out what it’s like to be called a baby-killer. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/h...

For those following the news re: EU fining X for DSA violations, this thread explains that (despite how we may see the right and the U.S. gov frame things), it isn’t about “censorship” or even content moderation, but about X failing to follow laws about platform transparency and deception. A thread:

It's time for a pilgrimage

I totally love this concept. Will hopefully prevent bluesky from doing what reddit did to users post as well. Crypto is a term for sexual role play centered around necrophilia. When men are no longer satisfied with the role play they become "Red pilled" or "Alpha". Jeffery Dahmer was Alpha.

The slop will continue until engagement metrics improve. It's wild to watch IN REAL TIME as AltNPS files the serial number off of Gavin Newsom's joke and acts like they wrote it themselves. Newsom's post was barely a month ago.

I'm a small account posting into the void, but this will be fun if it gains traction. Inspired by this video. Share your @letterboxd.social top-4 other people come up with your archetype and rank it on a teir list. Mine: Robocop, Ikiru, The Shining, Spring Breakers. #FilmSky #MovieSky #letterboxd

The future of the Democratic Party must be rooted in investing in the American people — not Wall St., corporations, and consultants. Otherwise, Trumpism will continue to use cynicism, racism, and distrust to divide America.

They should do MyChart Wrapped

Climate action is by far Democrats’ best issue, but most polls don’t even ask about it, because media & Democratic leadership personally don’t think the climate crisis will affect wealthy people like them

The only thing more virgin than a computer is the Joe Rogan Podcast

TN07 results are started to come in

@fdsignifier.bsky.social finally got his great video essay about Charlie Kirk up again. Last time it was up, it was down in about 12 hours. Watch it while you have a chance! No joke.

Listening to Mexican folk music on Youtube and they're running this horrible ad urging people to self-deport. Fuck you Kristi Noem, and fuck you Google for taking her money.

We need to go back to the drawing board on this whole "money" thing, it's not really working out

SHELVE YOUR WAR HAMMER, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE SELF DOUBT. AND YOU WILL WIN.

Stephen Miller talks like every nerve in his body is forcefully trying to reject what his mind is telling it to say but he powers through anyway & yet the most remarkable thing about him is how his eyes are more soulless than Pinhead's while his appearance entirely What If Buster Bluth Had A Wario

“now the jingle hop, has begun”

All I'm saying is everyone that sucks shit was SO EXCITED they could use the r word again during Trump 2 and they thought a majority of America agreed with them but they're finding out quickly that everyone thinks it's fucking gross

In that Pennywise show Pennywise should have a wife that isn’t an evil clown but is just a real ball and chain and Pennywise is always doing Rodney Dangerfield jokes about her when he’s not eating children

Opposition Flyer of the Day

Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once https://theonion.com/man-hoping-people-notice-how-many-folding-chairs-he-s-c-1819576444/

Saw this in real time and laughed. Watched the replay 13 more times, and it’s still ridiculous.

they are not playing 3D chess. they are fucking idiots.

For the love of dog, if nothing else, can we once and fucking for all dispel the myth that Republicans are good for the economy?

"If you have been exposed to 500 Cris Collinsworth broadcasts, you may be entitled to compensation"

I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw. ( Also a good excuse for an #art study )

Oh, man. One of cinema's most reliable weirdos, and I mean that in a highly complimentary fashion. RIP. variety.com/2025/film/ne...

half my timeline is watching shitty football and half my timeline is watching a bunch of notoriously bad posters quote dunk on each other and it's odd how well it all synergizes

Farmworkers sue Trump administration in California over threat to wages www.latimes.com/california/s...

Oh, man. There was some sort of catastrophe. #caturday

Kid made an ornament out of the mold of the orthodontist made of her teeth, I’m in love

Just an absolutely gutting essay by Tatiana Schlossberg, a writer, mother of two young children, and cousin of RFK Jr who is dying of leukemia. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

A WARRIOR FEARS NOTHING, NOT EVEN ASKING FOR HELP.

I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years

People react to him like if a golden retriever was also a cinnamon roll

sorry,

This is correct. The 80s didn’t end until Smells Like Teen Spirit.

"So he's a big fan of the New Deal I guess." I'm dying over here. bsky.app/profile/pale...

"Oh Mamdani, you're so lovely!!!" "Yes I know it, I can't help it!"

Maybe it will happen today. If not today, perhaps tomorrow. ...but it's coming, and sooner than any of us are willing to entertain. It's going to happen, and we can't even imagine what the global celebration is going to be like. Oh, I will be so happy.