the people who weren't on cohost for the 5 minutes cohost existed must also learn of Bitch House

FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH SHADERTOY Now FragCoord is my best friend!

For no particular reason I'm thinking about the time Bill Clinton admitted he smoked pot once in college and it was a month-long administration paralyzing scandal

I'll be at GDC this year, and I'll be pitching around Car Guy! If you, or someone you know, may be interested in talking with me about publishing (or something publishing adjacent) I would love to meet up, just shoot me a DM here. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkRg...

Will Fox be updating their story on this and giving it the same amount of airtime as they did initial arrest?

Unelecting or primarying a person is not the same as saying you hate them. You're not ostracizing them or putting them in prison. You're just saying "I would rather someone slightly more competent were given my tax dollars for talking." If they're old and out of touch, that's reason enough.

please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™

I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself! bluesky-map.theo.io I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail

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Unelecting or primarying a person is not the same as saying you hate them. You're not ostracizing them or putting them in prison. You're just saying "I would rather someone slightly more competent were given my tax dollars for talking." If they're old and out of touch, that's reason enough.

I hate Valentine's Day it's a stupid made-up holiday EXCEPTing when it gives me an excuse to post Garashir www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR1z...

Well, I'm back from my West Texas party where we had a lot of fun but some balloons escaped and now it's time to check Bluesky but first let me get a big mouthful of water

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Chinese GF has informed me this is called "scrubbing the wok" (hence why there's foamy water in the middle) and you can see a million more of these videos if you search 越野刷鍋 (off-road hot pot).

My husband just texted me there's a downhill skier called Breezy Johnson in the same year that the ski jumpers are in trouble for letting out the crotches of their suits and this cannot be true?!

kid rock? isn’t that epstein’s island?

Admission to a capricious abuse of power based on petty grievance—a power usurped from Congress.

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

my "i left epstein island with ALL of my children" tshirt is prompting questions already answered by my shirt

Ten years ago today we shipped Firewatch. I say this every anniversary but it feels both like a lifetime ago and like it was yesterday. Thank you everyone who played it back then or played it today for the first time. Thank you to everyone on the team, I’m still so proud of what we made.

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every single person writing credulously about "elon will put people on the moon" should have to pin this post to their monitor

For anyone who missed it and wants to see it, Twitch didn't save a VOD since that toggle got switched off somehow. Here's a YouTube upload, an unedited 5-hour stream where I talk about plans, debug some code, and demo some stuff. www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5Je...

When my kid was 4 we started Bedtime Qs: ask anything you want during snuggles. His first Q: "What happens after we die?" Day 2: "Why do some people do mean things?" Day 3: "What was the very first plant?" MANY followup Qs. Explaining Gay was easy!

I demand that Megyn Kelly immediately apologise to each and every one of us for forcing us to agree with Piers Morgan.

An absolutely insane story. Anyone thinking that as long as you're white and lawful you're safe - you are wrong. We have reached the end of that poem - you know the one.

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

Happy to see that, "Just make it an NPC wearing an object you need to move," works outside of games too.

blasting jock jams as i turkish ice cream man this little brat himejoshi-style

I was catching up on the K/DA lore (coz new job), and came across the video for Villain. This is just a straight up 64k PC demo, circa 2005. Love it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoWx...

An actual conversation I have had: "David, this tea is terrific!" "Thanks." "What's your secret?" "Let me show you. This is a kettle. When the water in the kettle is actually boiling, I pour it into the teapot with the tea leaves." "Why don't you use a microwave?" "...Let's take this from the top."

White House Aide Fired After Telling JD Vance About Super Bowl Party

My most Superb Owl story, probably the hardest I've ever "worked" to find a bird. 🪶

60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

Bonus panel here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ardent #smbc

But why would anyone buy the book? They can generate it themselves - just like you did. Cut out the middleman. And then all that effort to read it - why? Just get the AI to summarize it. Oh wait - already did - that's what the prompt is. So the end game is you and the AI vanish. Sounds good to me!

Well done to Chasity Verret Martinez. No, that's not a typo - that is her name - "Chasity" - copy-pasted off her own website. I don't like it either. Sometimes being tolerant and accepting really sucks.

New follower context: I make a lot of open source C libraries, and on April 1st 2015 I announced my then-latest library with this video (watch): www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vnT... Then used it in a series of 50 programming streams (no finished game) using it. (skip) www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

At the Barbican. @kezdyer.bsky.social just bought me a cement model of the car park as a valentine’s gift. Find a wife who truly sees into your soul, my fellow hetero lads.

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

Corporate induction week complete! Shout out to the nice Korean lady who was absolutely baffled why two middle-aged white nerds knew so much about KPop Demon Hunters and Squid Game. Then she asked what the latest hot media was in the US. "Uh... have you heard of Heated Rivalry?"

They really need to sort this out cos I heard that anonymous staffer appears over 38,000 times in the Epstein files.

In a discussion of whether a hotdog is a form of sandwich, I introduced colleagues to the Cube Rule of food. Managed to deadpan it the whole way through my topological proof that in fact a hotdog is a taco. They can't decide if I'm very very funny or a complete lunatic. It was a good day.

“I didn’t realize how much I missed the simple joy of losing myself in words until these massive tranches of sex crime files were released,” said Indianapolis resident Greta Livingston

Saw this on Mastodon, never don't repost.