PHILLY SHOUTOUT

@briancgrubb.bsky.social I redownloaded bluesky to tell you 1) I’m watching a Netflix Christmas movie called Jingle Bell Heist 2) the lead actor’s name is Connor Swindells

I AM ALARMED

Please hire me for all your cake decorating needs

My kingdom for a Diet Coke

😎

Does Tom Brady know he just referenced a Saylor Twift song?

wow you're really hearing it everywhere

Catching up on Grammy stuff and has anyone made this joke yet: Bianca Censori? More like Bianca Uncensori.

Know I am a girls girl. Hanging at a tmoms with my girl selling Girl Scouts cookies with guest appearances by @marebearpig.bsky.social @amyleighp.bsky.social @think-katrina.bsky.social @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social

My priorities: The Eagles > Taylor Swift > Eagles

Love to be at my company’s holiday party and have someone recognize me from the internet 🫠

Go birds. 🦅

who wants to barf can I get a go birds

@maggieserota.bsky.social Sting 3.0

Doing save the dates and realizing I rarely bother to find out the last names of my friends’ partners oops

Martin Short in a Phillies hat on SNL

Dads in Boston describing their gay children

If you’re not referring to your pet as a turkey today, what are you even doing?

Watching YouTube videos of unmounting microwaves on mute at 1:30 am. Feels normal and healthy.

PHILADELPHIA MENTIONED

Who has a favorite mac and cheese recipe for thanksgiving?

Every time this video pops up, I have to watch it like 10 times

I should be able to log Alison Roman’s Thanksgiving special on Letterboxd.

Lmao if your Netflix isn’t working you missed your chance to see Mike Tyson’s whole ass

Ready to be afraid of Hugh Grant 😎

Tired of struggling every year trying to cook a turkey on a sheet pan so guess who finally ordered a respectable roasting pan. AMA

@eastwes.bsky.social I need to know as soon as you’ve seen Trap

When people’s Twitter handles and Bluesky usernames don’t match

Me reactivating Bluesky.

Here’s a nice thing: I love it when septa bus drivers honk at each other to say hello.

I’ve forgotten how to post on this type of social media platform.

An amazing birthday present from @amyleighp.bsky.social: A ‘70s jazz fusion-prog version of PETER AND THE WOLF. Featuring Brian Eno, Stéphane Grappelli, Bill Bruford, Phil Collins, Manfred Mann, etc.

First day back at work after vacation and my “account is disabled” 🙃

Taylor Swift is ruining my life

Today is simply the worst workday of all time

spaghett szn

It’s been over 48 hrs since my pneumonia vaccine am I dying y/n

Think I can get an inhaler prescription while at the doctor today? Just for fun.

I don’t think I should be allowed to work if I’m not supposed to breathe the air outside.

Accidentally stole from Whole Foods in honor of Pride

People still think Ted Lasso is about soccer when it is about rooting for the Roy/Jamie/Keeley threesome

Thinking about this cake I made.

Told Mike to put on a movie I wouldn’t care about (because I’m v sleepy) and he turned on something with Natasha Richardson, Rupert Everett, and Christopher Walken 😐