My friends, there is always 6 more weeks of winter, as the vernal equinox doesn’t happen until March 20

Catherine O’Hara SCTV thread youtu.be/990OaFr8EYw?...

The whole class is singing Charlie Puth this morning—TGIF

I suppose there is still time

Sometimes I had too many beers

Disassociating while listening to “Danny’s Song” by Loggins & Messina—gonna be a great Thursday

You said when you met me you were bored

Now I have to act like I can’t read your mind

Snail mail amirite?

In case you were wondering, there is only ONE right kind of bread

I have been yelled at for repeating this line throughout today’s game

Happy Saturday

Nevermind.

I have lived in/worked in Philadelphia for 14 years

Roll up those sleeves, boy, smoke the whole pack, there’s no turning back from this one

You know what else makes you gay?

Are your noodles buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your noodles?

Bills.

“A mosquito, my libido” all time rhyme in a rock song

In the first bar things were stop and stare, but in this bar they were laissez-faire

We’re gonna uncover what’s sleeping in our souls

Every paper that you read says: tomorrow's your lucky day

Some Dr. Evil type shit

I hear some people been talking me down, bring up my name, pass it round

Good morning to everyone except the Philadelphia football team

Our days were long, our nights no longer

Frog we don’t have time for this

Bills vs Broncos next week

I’m going to buy a gun and find Jake Ellliott

Men are scared that women will laugh at them, women are scared that men will kill them

Bowling is back ?

Another version of me I was in it

Womp womp share.inquirer.com/yfdSg5

The Guy Who Says "Another Scorcher" In The Sears Home Air Conditioning Commercial will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.

The first two hours this morning

Student 1: “Wow 2025 felt like it was just last week” Student 2, from across the room: “YO! SHUT UP!”

The sink is full of fishes, she’s got dirty dishes on the brain

Wow, forgot I added this to the notes app.

Over/under 5: number of proxy wars that have been fought for oil that you’ve witnessed in your life time??

The Replacements getting a shoutout in Stranger Things has been the best thing about this season

If it feels this good being used? You just keep using me

But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger for power became known to more and more people the demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder

PHILADELPHIA

Why do the jokers in this eagles deck look like Reed Blankenship?

If you start "Itchy & Scratchy Land" tonight at 11:46pm at 52 seconds, you will ring in the new year with T.G.I. McScratchy's. #HappyNewYear #TheSimpsons #PleaseKillMe

The horrible music in this uber was just redeemed by the fact that “Cold, Cold Heart” remix with Elton John and Dua Lipa just came on

On the third day is Christmas my true love gave to me

Me: “She loves Layne Staley” Bobby: “This is Scott Weiland” Me: “Same difference” Bobby: “They’re both dead”

I need to know someone else just watched that halftime show

Merry Christmas