They can’t make me hate Kenny Pickett

Big day for Bills fans, I guess

Oh, YA THINK?

My favorite thing about Heated Rivalry is that it presupposes that everyone in the NHL is secretly gay

Political climate so bad, I keep getting super cuts of Al Gore on TikTok and thinking, “I’d bang that guy”

Well I did not think the girl could be so cruel

Well I’m gonna say, “ouch!” to Charlie Parker

Ain’t you had enough of this stuff? Ashtray floors, dirty clothes and filthy jokes

And all the good girls are home with broken hearts

Here’s your reminder to Babylon at some point this weekend

BRB, listening to “Walking in the Air” from the 1982 animated classic “The Snowman” and crying

I genuinely have no respect for any man who wears a beanie without covering his ears

I'm at the combination

The most niche Philly/baseball thing and I need it

A lot of people have their opinions, but Watch the Throne will go down in history as the most Millennial album of all time

This song is a great example of why John Lennon was a bad person

POV: Tanya typed “pads” and “pass” multiple times while trying to type “PADA”

And I'm still at these races with my ticket stubs and my blues

One of my favorite but most morbid details in Mad Men is when Lane can’t get the Jaguar to start

Me, when my Apple Watch sends the “You can still do it!” notification

We love different colors but, black just looks so good on us 🦅

Never beating these “You look like Winnie Cooper” allegations

i think of all the Bluths, Lucille gets closest to what a chicken sounds like

Honestly

Feels like a great time to simply check out of the Eagles until January.

Crazy Chester? Is he following you again??

just... WOW

EXCITING WHITES

The thing about parking at the Bryn Mawr Film Institute is that the rules don’t matter and the fines are made up

It’s called “Two Brothers”

32 years ago today, we first witnessed the wonder of the My Dinner with Andre video game. “Boy-Scoutz ‘n the Hood” premiered November 18, 1993.

Remember gamer gate?

Should we play an Eagles game? Should we invite Gigi Hadid!?

BFFs. @alexwittchen.bsky.social

this dumb line has been playing in my head on an almost daily basis for 27 years

Bought this with my SNAP. Suck it Glenn Grothman!

I’m not gonna give you a cake to celebrate youse living in sin

Give me the tv show about the playboy bunny that Lane falls in love with on Mad Men

Have we discussed how the start of “Pussy Palace” sounds like the Stranger Things theme song?

Dream blunt rotation

Been done one time, been down two times, never going back again

Uh yeah, sure

A supposedly boutique restaurant inside a business park is one of the more depressing things in life

What if we kissed in front of the constructions vehicles on East Passyunk?

Betting on the bull in the heather

Why did you drop out of Yale?!

Classic mom burn

What a difference a year makes.