Honestly would have preferred a parade today. 🤷‍♀️

Hope you all are dry brushing and lotioning your bodies up in this weather.

Have we thought about turning the heat on outside?

This is as my preferred form of birth control and was thinking about getting it again. Interesting

my chemical warfare

Let’s see. What can I tell you all about this week. I helped humanely euthanize a frog. Wrote a lot of things for work. Wrote a lot of things for pleasure. And need the snow to melt.

lol did I text this dude about the bob almost immediately when I got it? Yes. I now see it’s bc he was an early supporter.

I did get the bob eventually ❤️

Can someone make the cold stop on bluesky? I’ll come back here if so.

I’m alive. On twitter. Sorry.

Has the second tower fallen yet?

My dead cat arrived back home in the form of ashes at 9:23pm. What a dickhead.

I spent 48 hours in Philadelphia and I’m more committed than ever to NARROW STREETS

Our kids shouldn’t have had to worry about how to get to school today. t.co/1BS8nXuABn

Auditions for the starring role in the reboot of “Johnny Goodtimes” will take place next week out front of The Bards.

Here is the all the free cigarettes I got from the camel brand reps in the early aughts. All the cheap drugs easily bought there. All the beer out of the dirty tap lines.

Center City we are back.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

“The Seine riverbanks are no longer high-speed roads but instead pedestrian-friendly areas with parks, walkways and cultural spaces. Close to 130,000 trees have been planted on Paris’s streets since 2020 to help create new green spaces…” #Paris

I love knowing I’ll be back in Philadelphia in four hours. I need her in my veins.

Found out the other day that the (probable) site of Hitler’s suicide bunker is kept as a parking lot so nothing good can be built on it and it’s now the only parking lot I actively support.

First Day at new job.

There has always been a camera in my hands.

My last day at the Public Interest Law Center. 😭

Benevolent dictators.

kid; “ dad, who is worse. Ben Simmons, or adolf hitler?” I paused

What the actual fuck.

French President Macron says France will recognize Palestine as a state

The Olympics and World Cup should not be held in the United States. It’s unsafe.

People with such privilege that they have never had to hear the wails of their mother after she was hit by a car.

"...the risk of being murdered underground is... orders of magnitude less than the risk of dying from a traffic accident elsewhere in the US. Cars are deadly, and any transportation policy that encourages their use over public transportation is pretty much by definition anti-safety."

Someone on a scooter got wrecked by a car at 15th and Snyder. Didn’t see the rider and don’t see it in the news yet, but it looked really bad.

FYI: The reason you have to pay for school supplies is because GOP-dominated states have defunded public schools. Your taxes are going to pay for tax cuts to the wealthy, while your local school has to beg for supplies.

lol at Ginny and Georgia having a mayoral debate. Mayoral candidate speaks of “walkable streets” as a forefront issue.

Scott A. Sauer, SEPTA’s general manager, argued that the move will get SEPTA’s office employees on transit more often and that the end of remote work will be an important symbol in the midst of the Harrisburg funding fight.

As much as Philadelphia changes. Some things never do.

Tell me your favorite song right now?

For the 1st time since the mid-20th c, a major urban US transit network is going to be largely destroyed. Philadelphia’s SEPTA must cut 45% of service, starting NEXT MONTH. 45% is not “waste fraud and abuse.” It’s “would you like to keep your heart or your lungs?” wwww.septa.org/fundingcrisis/

Stuck to the plan. Considering I had three mojitos in me I’m proud af.

When @marebearpig.bsky.social spots you in the wild.

The one thing about running it is literally the only exercise that makes me pour sweat. Like I literally am a not very sweaty person except for this. It’s insane.

Making public places not children friendly make them not women friendly as women are the primary caregivers in most cases.

I’m getting my bangs trimmed. I’m getting my bangs trimmed. I will not freak out and get a French bob again. I will not freak out and get a French bob again.

lol I am constantly asking people to repeat what they say for this literal reason

This is America. Don’t catch you slippin’ now.

Cool cool cool

Cursed: cybertruck Just a little edit to keep it concise.

Honestly if one more person asks me about how I feel that my kid is away at camp after the kids died in Texas at camp during the storms there I might scream.

It’s just a half-dozen artworks, but well worth your 15 minutes.