Behold my iPad children.

Just ate a cold stone ice cream in the KOP mall on a Friday night and I swear it fixed something deep inside me.

It is “chickens in the house weather” right now. Unfortunately in the house means directly behind my work desk. Tell me why these meat birds are snapping at me like alligators at feeding time??

That punt was giving *Sirianni*

Just tasted a Pinot noir and said “this tastes like standing next to bulls bbq at cbp” What I meant was that it’s smoky.

He did not fits but he still sits (no really, it sounded like a tornado upon entrance and exit)

There is a tiny part of me that is so glad I do not need to watch these fuckin ding dongs again.

Give Q a knife.

We do not deserve to win this game. Holy shit.

All Jalen’s yapping at the line is him overriding Kevin right?

Am I screaming at the tv? Yes. Do the cats care? Absolutely not.

*SCREAMS*

In this house, we love Tank.

Seems Kevin found the rest of the playbook. Make sure he doesn’t put it down.

Pregame soup check. Go birds.

If the Eagles game is as close as these other games, I am walking down the hill, picking up rocks, and walking into the Schuylkill River.

I really dislike McVay and his pointy ass hair.

If you send your lawyer a legal memo written by chat gpt you should be barred from hiring a lawyer for 5 years for the first offense. Forever for the second.

Everything is shit. We made risotto. A tiny bright spot.

Sometimes I use read allowed in Word to do final proofreading of documents. Can someone please tell me why, in paragraphs which included my client’s Indian name, Word used a DIFFERENT VOICE?

I just saw a mother and daughter have their first Wawa experience and it was lovely.

Today Betty, pictured below, had to go to the vet and she was declared “the best condition broiler (aka meat bird)” that the vet ever saw. This is my proudest accomplishment.

Good news everyone! Due to an insane start to 2026, my boss and I just decided that today was simply the second half of the first billing day of the year. Tomorrow is the second day. So if anything, we’re nailing it.

This hurts me even more than it hurts you I promise - me saying goodbye to the cats this morning after being home for 6 days straight.

NEPA MENTIONEDDDDDD

*taps the sign*

They blew that dead bc they hate the birds.

NFL hates the birds *let the backups taunt.

My husband, a tank bigsby truther, is having a GREAT TIME.

Blankenship being like PUT ME IN COACH.

Sure I finished lunch 5 minutes ago but these two are brave enough to ask “what if she has more food?!”

My new great dream is that John Dickerson and Stephen Colbert leave CBS and do something together.

Never a doubt!* *jk there was so much doubt, i feel physically unwell.

Patullo has money on the bills.

Once again, Vic fangio should get to punch patullo and Siriani as hard and as often as he wants.

Sirianni/Patullo are in full-on "Call nothing even remotely risky and Vic please get like 3 or 4 more stops cool thanks" mode.

The holidays are OVER please stop with this holidays are coming AI bullshit.

These cats are so used to eagles games, they haven’t moved a muscle while we scream at the tv.

That was the play that Brady THOUGHT Josh Allen made.

Not the fucking line for the blue tent.

No not covey!

Who, exactly, did all of that rushing for the Bills in 75?

Can anyone explain why Brady is only wearing one glove?

THE BALD EAGLE BABY

I hope the bills play as bad as the birds so at least we’re all sad together.

Alert: I am back on my Dragon Quest bullshit.

We just got home and the cats think it’s time for dinner but jokes on them we made a 5pm rezzie.

I got Ed to drink a $9.99 bottle of Chardonnay and enjoy it.

Did I just see Jess from Gilmore Girls in an Edward Jones ad?!

The Rhombus requests a game of fetch.