Phillies in the ninth inning of this series

Fuck it the Phillies have me all the way back in.

Update: they’re biological brothers, aren’t they?

BRYLECYCLE?!

We just spent the last hour talking to our extremely lovely neighbor and my GOD do I feel bad for building a house one block away and moving in January.

Reporting live from the questionable bathroom wallpaper choice from our favorite restaurant in town.

I do not even know how to caption this.

He leaves me speechless.

I am incredibly happy that I have a work “networking” thing at the Phillies game tonight. Chaos game.

Wolfie got neutered young, before his cheeks could come in, and my god can you tell.

Guess who’s home from her spa weekend! They didn’t see her pass the egg but she’s acting totally normal and “sometimes they’ll eat it when it comes out” so…

Lewis’ engineer warms my heart. He’s a dead ringer for the Italian chef at our favorite restaurant in town.

Extremely psyched for Doriane Pin at Le Mans.

Miss Bea broke an egg inside of her and is having a spa weekend (hospitalized at the vet) everyone please send my girl passed egg vibes!

Space x is just a Nazi bot and rockets that explode right? Like I’m not missing something?

Not a teams stan but it did just filter out my rooster cock a doodle doo-ing 2 ft from me during my weekly group call. The rooter in question visiting his sister, who now lives in her own mansion:

Is this good?

Toto Wolff just chasing the high of the Nico/lewis days I fear.

Did the morgan wallen car just win? Hayley Williams somewhere pissed.

Someone in race control is watching the Indy 500

Oh my god f1 already a wreck.

Maybe all the slim fast cars crashing is the universe coming out against the new era of skinny?

A McLaren ruining the race of the only woman on the field feels *right*

We’re in key west and this restaurant is playing an “island style” cover of Taylor swifts Back to December. It is WILD.

I hate the Knicks so much but I will never hate them as much as I hate the Sixers, my favorite team.

Remember when Mikal Bridges was drafted by the sixers and his sixers employee mom was so emotional and then we traded him immediately? I’m not saying we deserve this but… maybe a little.

Streets are saying Kelly Oubre game?

Due to Jerry’s size and desire to mate with Bea (and also his total lack of coordination tbh) we have split the feathered household into a girl’s dorm and a boy’s dorm but every single night they meet up for a joint snack and I 😭

If there was ever a time to figure out how to shoot on a power play - it’s now!

Not Jo and Kelly doing the play that ruined Ben Simmons career.

Why are the Phillies still in Miami? Will the ever be able to leave?

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Subjecting my husband to every MLM documentary available as it is my current special interest. Please let me know if you have any suggestions!

What is the difference between a shot and a scoring chance??

Arthur embiid is everything. I am so happy for Jo

The crazy mfers actually did it. They actually somehow pulled it off PLAY. THE. SONG.

Holy. Shit. Sixers.

What’s the over under that Joel embiids intestines are coming out of his incision right now?

My god I hate the Celtics.

Refs (and the NBA) want the Celtics to win

These refs are BLIND oh my goddd

I am not emotionally well enough for two Philly sports playoff games simultaneously.

My brain every 90 seconds today: DAN VLADAR

“SCORE A FUCKIN GOAL, I WANT TO GO TO BED” - me and Dan Vladar

Also ready to go to war for Dan Vladar. I did not know who Dan Vladar was 2 weeks ago.

Famously “not into hockey” girlie ready to vomit over flyers hockey.

If Vldar pooped his pants, I wouldn’t blame him.

If I’m topper, I’m pissed tonight

When the Phillies fired Charlie I stabbed a guy with a fork in a Las Vegas diner for talking shit on him that night. Not at that level today but hot damn that is a scapegoat.