We’re in key west and this restaurant is playing an “island style” cover of Taylor swifts Back to December. It is WILD.

I hate the Knicks so much but I will never hate them as much as I hate the Sixers, my favorite team.

Remember when Mikal Bridges was drafted by the sixers and his sixers employee mom was so emotional and then we traded him immediately? I’m not saying we deserve this but… maybe a little.

Streets are saying Kelly Oubre game?

Due to Jerry’s size and desire to mate with Bea (and also his total lack of coordination tbh) we have split the feathered household into a girl’s dorm and a boy’s dorm but every single night they meet up for a joint snack and I 😭

If there was ever a time to figure out how to shoot on a power play - it’s now!

Not Jo and Kelly doing the play that ruined Ben Simmons career.

Why are the Phillies still in Miami? Will the ever be able to leave?

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Subjecting my husband to every MLM documentary available as it is my current special interest. Please let me know if you have any suggestions!

What is the difference between a shot and a scoring chance??

Arthur embiid is everything. I am so happy for Jo

The crazy mfers actually did it. They actually somehow pulled it off PLAY. THE. SONG.

Holy. Shit. Sixers.

What’s the over under that Joel embiids intestines are coming out of his incision right now?

My god I hate the Celtics.

Refs (and the NBA) want the Celtics to win

These refs are BLIND oh my goddd

I am not emotionally well enough for two Philly sports playoff games simultaneously.

My brain every 90 seconds today: DAN VLADAR

“SCORE A FUCKIN GOAL, I WANT TO GO TO BED” - me and Dan Vladar

Also ready to go to war for Dan Vladar. I did not know who Dan Vladar was 2 weeks ago.

Famously “not into hockey” girlie ready to vomit over flyers hockey.

If Vldar pooped his pants, I wouldn’t blame him.

If I’m topper, I’m pissed tonight

When the Phillies fired Charlie I stabbed a guy with a fork in a Las Vegas diner for talking shit on him that night. Not at that level today but hot damn that is a scapegoat.

the philadelphia phillies are 9-19 since they lost ranger suarez and taryn hatcher

I love being the one with Philly sports news, screaming into the group chats like Paul revere.

Really feeling like god and the nhl and the refs hate the flyers.

I made the appointment to say goodbye to Penny (our 13+ year old rabbit) tomorrow and I am not okay. I know it’s the right thing but she’s been here since law school and I don’t want to be without her.

50% of each flyers game is just me saying water, wooder, porter martone to try to perfect the hoagie mouth n

My man is crying because he won’t have to go to Iran. Good for him.

These announcers hate the sixers

After taking left over lower dose meds for work all week, I’m going to skip meds this weekend. Prayers up for Ed.

Me: Kelly oubre scored that one Ed: is that the rookie? Me: no. He’s the one that uhhh… got hit by a car? Ed: OH!

My heart is broken for Joel embiid. He doesn’t deserve the sheer amount of bad luck he’s had.

Honestly Tyrese MAXEY is so easy to root for

EMBELLISHMENT!!

Mount Vernon NEW YORK is crazy.

His crow is giving *anvil falling on Looney Tunes*

As I continue to fight with my insurance and pharmacy and my drs email answering practices to get the meds I am out of, my behavior is a walking advertisement for Concerta. #sponsorme

Why do they get to choose who’s in the box???

All my homies hate the penguins

If I was a hockey goalie, I would have to wear a diaper.

I wish embellishment is something I could call on my coworkers.

Whyyyy does getting ADHD meds filled always involve answering the pharmacy and insurance company’s riddles three? Guess I will be rawdogging today.

Temper tantrum ass penguins.

Our youth!

Is another Phillies pitcher TIPPING PITCHES??