Has anyone watched the Philly mafia doc? John might be the most incredible documentary guy I’ve ever seen.

Not to be a brat but 2/3 of the Michelin starred restaurants in Philly refusing to accommodate vegetarians is… disappointing. I love being impressed with the veg menu/alterations. It takes skill and creativity!

7 years of Bubbles!

Man everyone’s really up and at em on the emails today aren’t they?

HOLY SHIT JAIL

Don’t you DARE put Natasha as Charlie Cale on my tv when you’ve taken her from me.

I’m just a girl, begging the eagles to take a big lead in a night game so I can go to bed. Please.

Ed, who sat outside with the hens and complained about the wind all day: JUST CHUCK THE BALL DOWN THE FIELD!!

Michael Clay, Vic Fangio, Kevin Patullo

Holy shit catch the damn ball!

Patullo is such a quitter. I will not elaborate.

What the fuck do you mean there are two hours until the eagles game?

Dolphins and commanders having a mid off.

The restock continues! Everyone please say hello to Betty Airbus and Gertrude Airbus. So named because they were caught trying to get on a plane at the Philly airport before being brought to rescue.

The themes on for death by lightning SLAPS.

Everyone please say hello to Wolfgang Aioli.

I like that the nbc broadcast is showing the intro from the arena

This is the dumbest game of football ever.

Wtf did they inject into Lane (complimentary)?

Oh that little cart is a CRIME.

I hope we haven’t seen the last of Lane.

Is 0-0 scoregami?

How is he supposed to get his knee down? Put it through the guy?

That Green Bay lineman looked like he was ready to retire.

We’ve been watching the Chair Company and not one single time have I been able to guess what the next sentence is going to be. I am obsessed.

Wait Aaron Rodger’s has a wife that no one has seen?!

All these “no taxes on online gambling” commercials sure make me want them to tax online gambling.

When in doubt, make paella.

Football is so fun when I don’t want to vomit the whole time.

Lance strolls mirror allergy strikes again.

Apparently at our Whole Foods you can now scan signs and order non-whole foods to be picked up on your way out.

You know you’re old when the the 2001 Sixers are a throwback jersey

The sixers throwbacks are going to be the thing to pull me all the way back in.

He’ll sit even if he doesn’t fit.

Potentially unpopular opinion - I think HBOs comedies are better than their dramas.

Man I hope my client on my 1PM call likes cats:

We’re watching the first episode of The Chair Company and so far this is just a documentary of what Ed would be like if he just followed his instincts 😭😂

This is how The Ringer talks about Jalen Hurts

I am whatever level of stressed out a French 75 and a glass of riesling over 3+ hours makes you absolutely have to walk home.

A busy yet uneventful day at the polls, wrapped up and dropped off the supplies in time to get a milkshake from my fav local ice cream joint and now crawling into bed and reading positive news? What a day.

This might be the most positive night on blue sky since the eagles superbowl.

For an off year municipal election these voters sure are grumpy.

How your email finds me:

How do we uncurse the sixers?

Put on the sixers for the first time this year, they’re down 15 and have missed at least 5 shots in a row?

While we were gone, bubbles commandeered the Costco cat scratcher and the cats are now only allowed to use it with his express permission (which they must earn)

Good news guys! I’m home and I have a new phone!

Anyway I dropped my phone in the Moselle River on vacation so i have been incommunicado. It’s been sort of freeing.

The only person younger than Ed and I on this river cruise is the captain 😂😂

Hearing our tour guide in Luxembourg talk about how wonderful open borders are has my American brain like 🫨