when you were an adolescent boy you'd hear schoolyard rumors like "I heard they teabagged him 100 times at the sleepover..." and you'd go "holy crap..." but the older you got the more you realized how full of shit everyone was. And then you read this 20 years later and your worldview implodes

Happy Birthday Sakura! (March 15 !) 👀👁‍🗨

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Who needs the American Healthcare system when you can just get punched in the face in the pit.

It's Sakura's birthday 🥳

Hello, Gaius Cassius Longinus here. I have a favor to ask you. Julius Caesar has DECLARED himself DICTATOR FOR LIFE! I need you to send a denarius to Save The Republic PAC RIGHT NOW so we can stop Caesar from making himself a king.

Adam Baldwin was literally *the* guy who named GamerGate and made it go viral. It was just some loser 4chan/incel YouTuber shit before then. They spammed him to get his attention because they knew he’s also a psycho loser and they wanted to make it go viral, and he did it. And it worked.

Aru #ブルアカ

laundry day

India fumiko

ohtani when no one on the opposing team is drinking raw milk or taking bone supplements they bought off infowars

the White House's memes lately look like a millennial nostalgia fest. Which probably gives a flavor for who the person making them is

It's Marvelous Marvelous Sunday Sunday! How is everyone enjoying MANT / Trackblazer? Are you loving all of the little extra Marvelous commus coming from it? ☆★☆

knight of sin: lust

Annual classic from @josephscrimshaw.bsky.social

Hilarious how the strategy cheese’ first overseas visits was to Japan where he said “you’ll need to take more on in Asia” and not even 2 months later it’s “actually you need to help on another sidequest IN MENA”

Fate/Grand Order won the Game Award in the 20th Seiyu Awards. Rumi Okubo and Minami Tanaka accepted the award on behalf of the cast. This is the 3rd time a series won that category, following Yakuza 8 and Umamusume. Individual voice actors would win the award at other times.

this might be the funniest scene transition of all time

i realize things are pretty dire at the moment, but we are gonna fucking win

Which senator has the courage to call an emergency meeting tomorrow

Screw it, enjoy the Pokemon theme song - I'm going to get mileage out of this BD set.

30 years ago tonight:

Everything about this picture is how I pictured trump's second term

Jump-scared by poster for this at the record store, but it was there with other event posters and also ZZZ is big on the analog media thing so

Before Trump won in 2016, when I thought he’d lose, I told my buddy “if you and nine friends are choosing dinner and six choose pizza and the other four choose ‘kill and eat the other six,’ even though pizza won, you’ve still got a problem.” Then pizza didn’t win.

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“Sources close to the president have told Zeteo that on separate occasions over the past year, Trump has talked to longtime advisers about what it would take to officially make his birthday a national, federal holiday….

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Me and the gang. #persona3

OGs in the FGC - oji? TOs in the FGC - tio? It's uncles all the way down

上杉謙信(Fate) #FGO

The perfect car decal doesn’t exi-

Hatsune Miku android

You know, I think the White House might be panicking.

Limewire

Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty (2001)

Okay, let me get this straight. The Iranians rose up. We let them get slaughtered. And then we bombed Iran on the assumption killing more Iranians would unkill the Iranians we let get killed so they'd kill the Iranians we're killing for us.

Fighting crime sure does work up an appetite

The latest run of the European ensemble model has 500 mb heights a week from now around 5960 m over southern AZ. To give some perspective on how insane that is, that would be the orange dot on the SPC graph of Tucson historical 500 mb heights (red line is all-time highest)

Passed a gas station with the prices $5.55 $5.75 $5.85 Except the "5" at the end of $5.55 was missing because I think they ran out of "5" signs 🫠

Shohei doing the batflip is amazing.

Magik