They should teach about Parliament-Funkadelic in schools, instead of that flag shagger nonsense Reform want www.youtube.com/watch?v=od-5...

Had to make this after reading that (genuine) quote from Ian Hislop, editor of @privateeyenews.bsky.social

I hope the earth opens up around him & swallows him up. What a cunt.

Never mind that, how tall are these bosses?

The Israel Defense Forces (IDF) has committed more targeted killings of journalists than any other government’s military since the CPJ began documenting them in 1992.

...sat on meself....

This is fucking deranged, these people are unhealthy obsessed. You'd hope they could take a step back & look at how insane this shit is, but nope, they never will.

Unless yer maw has a background in HR I'm not sure she should run your HR department.

"Patriotic classes"? Yes, because Michael Gove's education reforms weren't regressive enough, let's begin every day by doing a Pledge of Allegiance to The Crown. Fucking flagshaggers man.

At this point the only reason to call it the Labour Party is it lasts too long, hurts like hell, and people keep popping in and out to check on your genitals.

Senka Akatsuki just relentlessly going for pins, making them look like absolute stamina destroyers, is maybe the coolest gimmick/character beat in wrestling at the moment

Ken it’s ageist to suggest he’s not fit to serve just because he’s dead

"‘Petro-masculinity’ is destroying the planet. Can eco-masculinity help save it?" The Guardian are masters at headlines that make me not want to click on the article

He'd look good in a guillotine

[extremely SpongeBob narrator voice] two months later

LOL bitch

Diana finds a cartridge #Pragmata

Very nearly broke my glasses, so that was cool. They were on my bed, I put my elbow down to balance while reaching for something & *crack* Fortunately it was just the lens getting partially popped out but proper panic for a moment.

Of all the professions on this earth, air traffic controller is pretty close to dead last in jobs I would allow AI usage.

*Statues of Jesus* have more legal protections than Palestinians or Lebanese civilians, who you can slaughter in droves without complaints

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No surprise here at all - completely standard far right tactics, imposing their ideology on our culture. Of course at the same time they'll throw wild accusations at anyone who says racism is bad, climate change is real, or vaccines work.

You can tell it was Peter Mandelson’s project because it isn’t a political operation that dabbles in bungs and influence peddling. It’s a bungs and influence peddling operation that dabbles in politics.

The *entire Starmer project* needs to be understood as one big Jobs For The Boys operation. That’s why McSweeney - Labour’s squillionaire bungs officer - spent 2017-19 running around telling dejected MPs to hold tight, because he was going to hook them back up with their clout, status and freebies.

ANCIENT GREEK PRO WRESTLING PROMOTER: ok so you're going to be what's known as a "heel" ACHILLES: fuck you

I'm entirely fine with politicians using naughty words, so long as they are willing to accept the public telling them to fuck off right back

BREAKING: Keir Starmer’s team looked at handing a second close ally with ties to a paedophile a top diplomatic posting – and ordered officials to keep it a secret even from the foreign secretary, a former senior civil servant has said

This is why whale punk had to happen

Nobody Absolutely nobody Roadrunner:

is it considered good to look in real life like the decaying Cardinal from Metalocalypse

its like a british bodega, sir

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Reza Pahlavi now: "We never sought military intervention in our country" Reza Pahlavi then: "Only a military intervention at this point could level the playing field"

Silicon Valley psychos have now surpassed the early 90s black metal scene for obsession with LOTR. And way to go Silicon Valley, for doing more damage to the world than a scene that had a high proportion of racists, murderers & church burners. At least they gave us some cool tunes

Hahahahaha oh my god yes, imagine if the country voted for something and was then given something quite different! Unthinkable, inconceivable

This one seems to have caused panic, and it’s pretty bleak that a picture of a guy smashing a statue of a dude who died two thousand years ago is more internationally disastrous than hundreds of hours of video of civilians being bombed, burned, machine gunned, sniped, evicted and starved.

Browsing this company's website and the only way I can describe what I'm seeing is imagine a school shooter was a management consultant

Had my bedroom window for 4 hours, it's 6°c out, so I'm going to sleep well tonight. At least until sunrise anyway

"Within the course of an hour, the Trump administration has reversed course three times on whether JD Vance would be heading to Islamabad for the next round of Iran peace talks." Can't possibly imagine why Iran sees little value in negotiations with these people

I looked it up (because I had no idea) and WM floor seats peak at around $70k. If I spend $70k on wrestling it's because I'm flying in Russian sambists for my main event.

Instead of watching Mania I'm going to watch a couple of Kaito Kiyomiya vs young boy matches from recent NOAH shows. Because Kaito is great & I haven't seen much of this current crop of NOAH rookies

I don't listen to AFI enough these days, but The Art of Drowning is a bona fide 9/10 classic punk record.

WR & DB scuffling 40yds away from the football.

OK, but could it just be that smaller venues are way more fun for artists & fans both than massive arenas? I know I don't really want to see anyone in a venue bigger than 1,000 people these days. Maybe 2,000, I think that's the Barrowlands Ballroom capacity. But no bigger