Heaven.

Finally boarding! Next stop: Spain!

If you were concerned about Kimmel, here's another for you… Journalist Mario Guevara has been detained for 100+ days, ironically arrested as he reported on a "No Kings" protest. The Trump-Vance admin just issued an order of final removal, to send him to El Salvador—where he fled from 21 years ago.

Vaccines, vaccines, vaccines, VACCINES I'm beggin of you please inoculate my man

Guess it’s time for another very overpriced cocktail!

Four hour layover plus two hour delay equals a very tired Amanda.

Things cost too much at airports. Especially cocktails. 😳🫠

*Obnoxiously endearing mic grab* and if you think this was a no brainer, are horrified that Republicans keep making life more expensive, and want to aid in a direct way you should donate to erase medical debt in Georgia here: unduemedicaldebt.org/campaign/whe...

Let's talk about Tylenol and pregnancy. Fundamentally, this is about making sure women do not get one ounce of relief, but it's also about criminalization. How long do you think it's going to be before they arrest someone for taking Tylenol during a pregnancy? We are going down that road.

Share your favorite black and white movie.

On a relatively small plane that’s so bouncy, it feels like it was put together with duct tape. 😳

No, @npr.org — the science IS clear! Acetaminophen is safe and effective. Come the fuck on.

LET THE VACATIONING BEGIN! (There are no calories on vacation. 😉)

Tonight's Georgia special got a huge amount of attention, though it was in quite a red district (Trump +33%). GOP retained it, though it shifted by 10% since 2024. But did you know there are 2 STATEWIDE races in Georgia, in 6 weeks? If Dems manage to replicate that sort of swing, that's 2 flips.

Saving this one to read after taking my blood pressure meds. This hits close to home. And how fucking dare they.

How @cmags27.bsky.social and I differ, Packing for Vacation Edition: Me: Throw way too many clothes, most of which I won’t end up wearing, into a suitcase at the very last minute. Him: Loving cradle a guitar, amp, and cool-looking long coat into a suitcase days in advance. Clothes? Who cares.

This is so fucking offensive I don’t even know where to begin GOOD LORD (With ALT)

The guy is bombing civilian boats … why are you even pretending this is a real thing?

The "Tacos Chotiner" tweet remains undefeated

lolololol

Someday I’ll start packing sooner than the night before leaving on a trip. This is not that time.

I just want to reintroduce myself since I’ve just gained a lot of new followers here Thank you and looking forward to getting to know you all 🩶

It's bleak out there. But we're gonna do some good this week. How I'd Fix Atlanta has partnered with Undue Medical Debt to help a bunch of ATLiens this week, and we need your help. Give what you can. Tell everyone you know. unduemedicaldebt.org/campaign/whe...

Honestly, vaccines are a modern miracle. Get them so you can skip feeling awful

Two more days of work and then Vacation! 😎

the @nytimes.com simply cannot stop itself from constantly promoting right-wing horseshit. its in their dna. its what they do day in and day out. nobody else in the world matters but the right.

Okay, but it’s still MASSIVELY effed up!

the only trans person even peripherally connected to the kirk shooting has FULLY COOPERATED WITH THE COPS

You know what else got 97% negative press? The Black Death.

They voted — and THEN they said they were confused about what they voted for/against. Make it make sense.* (It makes sense — RFK’s appointees will do what he wants.)

Astounding. LaQuan McDonald Mike Brown Eric Garner John Crawford III Walter Scott Philando Castile All were shot on video. They looped the videos on social media. We saw their bodies on camera. What about the emotional toll on Black folks repeatedly seeing us killed? No concerns?

Make Schoolhouse Rock Great Again

SNEAKERS is one of the most purely charming, diverting light thrillers you can give yourself as a gift on a bad day. Redford, River Phoenix, Sidney literally Poitier, David Strathairn? It’s got good bones, as they say.

I first saw Sneakers in college. The year was 1992 and I was 17. They did a special screening on campus because Lawrence Lasker was an alum. Anyway, it was the first movie I saw Robert Redford in and it was CINEMA. Best movie ever. RIP to that handsome unproblematic man.

Forever hotter than the sun. RIP Robert Redford.

Aw man. If you've never seen "Sneakers," I highly recommend it. Amazing cast.

Just in case anyone else needs a singing at the top of their lungs moment:

not great!!

"A corrosive ideology" otherwise known as unvarnished American history.

When I was placed on the Professor Watchlist in 2021, people sent death threats about my children. I had security officers monitor my 8yo at school. Where is all the outrage for those of us who have been targeted for years? Where is the outrage for our families? My own colleagues are silent.

chuck's gotta go, man just can't even pretend to meet the moment we're in, you cannot be out there talking about bipartisan funding for the health care system when the VP is threatening your constituents with loss of employment and freedom for speaking their minds in public

First tai chi class in two months and my back hurts.

Question: When in the actual fuck, as a country, did we decide that our government gets to demand that we mourn someone in some particular way?

this is murder

I had every intention of being really productive today but colitis decided to kick my ass so that didn’t happen.

Malcolm X: “If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.”

Fellow journalists, let's try and get our act together and copy and paste text from our own stories into alt-text.

The best way to avoid "speaking ill of the dead" is a life where you don't spread illness.

it’s a beautiful day to shut the fuck up