Imagine turning on your tv and being like, "Time for the news." And it's this.

Best comedy of the year

A FATHERS DAY THREAD: Hey everybody whose dad is not in the picture for one reason or another: I am right there with you. My dad died in 2011. We weren't estranged, but he was such a distant figure in my life that not a lot has changed in our relationship.

hey therapist cognitive dissonance is like practicing dialectics

just make it like redditors who deleted their accounts. "then in 1994, amazon dot com was founded by [u/deleted]"

in america, soldiers hunt you down and throw you in prison if you touch the public slime pool

My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and— I said look. Look with your eyes! Oh now you’ve gone and touched it. The paint is peeling. My beautiful paint! I’ll have to call my pool guy back. Vandal! Antifa! I said look And despair Nothing but the algae remains.

This is a great example of a news story where every individual reported element is factually accurate but someone coming to the story without context would get the exact wrong idea of what was actually happening in the real world.

i think the reflecting pool has gone from “haha what a dumb ass” to “appointing a horse to the senate” level of story here

Amazon just sent a notification to my phone letting me know I can watch The Conjuring 4 if I want. That was the text. The subtext was, "See? Would an evil panopticon that monitored your every whim, ever in a million years recommend to you, totally unprompted, The Conjuring 4?"

RIP Bobby Prince. this 1993 clip of him explaining the Commander Keen menu music is amazing. worth a watch even if you don't give a rip about Keen. source link below.

The whole last decade has been building to this exact op-ed by this exact person.

Fund the humanities.

@moiradonegan.bsky.social Great episode. Made me swing by our local billboard this morning. I always feel bad for this woman who was obviously posing for stock photos and ended up on this.

"Maybe someday," I mutter sadly, while tucking my "Dissolve Police Officers For Their Nutrients" yard sign back under the bed.

*trying to figure out if someone is poly voice* does she, you know, want a cracker?

Breaking Bad 2026 Lydia: "No... please! No one can audit me after I leave office." Mike, annoyed: "Nobody's gonna fuckin audit you, Lydia."

A montage of father and son playing games together over the years. Peek-a-boo > hide and seek > catch > chutes and ladders > checkers > nintendo > just nintendo again but surrounded by garbage > and again, but wearing comically long beards > again but they're two urns with comically long beards.

Did you know you can see Jupiter and four of its moon with binoculars? This is what it looks like, and the subject of my article this week, Europa, is the second furthest from the planet. spacefortherestofus.com

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#ResistanceRoots Yuri Kochiyama was born on this day in 1921 in San Pedro, Calif. She became a radical, intersectional political activist following her family’s internment during WWII. She dedicated more than 50 years of her life to social justice, black liberation and interethnic solidarity. /1

Coming out of the bunker where I've been hiding from the RIAA since the days of Napster and looking around at the wholesale AI plagiarism with the biggest WTF expression

As Ai video creation improves, it really makes clear how much story matters. Like, on reddit there are all these videos for movies that would have to have titles like The Mage-Wizards of Awesome Sword Mountain Have Huge Titties.

Actually, "libel," is when it's in writing. What I'm suggesting is called "assault."

We are back with @stardaddy.bsky.social to keep talking about Westworld. One of us started this episode with a pain pill for their sore back. See if you can tell who that is by the end! open.spotify.com/episode/2Lqm...

The Terrified Masses: "Are the algorithms that drive social media getting _too_ smart?" Facebook: "View all 2 comments."

Medieval pick up line: "Damn, girl's dad. Are you Bart Simpson? Cause I want to have these cows."

This week (and next) we are covering the first season of Westworld, and @stardaddy.bsky.social joins us in the endeavor with a very special offer to Johnathan Nolan superfans. open.spotify.com/episode/17bZ...

81 years ago yesterday, Hitler received the news of what had been done to Mussolini's corpse. 81 years ago today, he arranged to have his body destroyed and shot himself in the head.

Wait, like spooky witches or like "cooking is a spell" witches?

The real bombshell here is a bag of chips being 10% of folks' "ultraprocessed food" intake. It's like telling me your Skyrim total playtime was "way too much, like at least 100 hours."

You: *says something serious* Someone else: *makes a joke* Me: "Hey, don't joke about this, it's serious. Please continue." You: *continues* Me: *makes a joke ironically*

Stop me if you've heard this one: The President, Vice President, and Speaker of the House walk into a party, against the advice of the Secret Service...

Just my opinion, but I feel like "Rambo: Last Blood" lacks some of the subtlety that previous Rambo movies were known for.

Children of Men but it’s about the youngest person on earth named Doris

This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

Exactly one year ago today:

God's NOT Dead God's NOT Dead 2: Hell is NOT Other People God's NOT Dead 3: I Think, Therefore I Am NOT God's NOT Dead 4: Whereof One Cannot Speak, Thereof One Must NOT Be Silent

I don't understand The Pitt season 2. Why doesn't Dana, the most powerful of the Pitt's denizens, simply destroy her foes and take the Iron Throne for herself?

Has he tried declaring victory eleven times? Worth a shot.

Bugs Bunny disguised as a sexy lady could get Kash Patel to free every single person in federal custody

Hey, so that volleyball scene in Top Gun. Who are the people in the bleachers? Just local perverts, or...?

Bluesky's metrics are doing well to serve me pictures of miniatures because I like miniatures, but they keep fucking up and showing Battletech robots. Wretched things. They all look like a bunch of VCRs piled up beneath a child's motocross helmet

In Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026) they had to break the "Home" naming convention of the series because no one under 50 knew what a "Brand New Home" was.

Interesting choice to start the adaptation at season 5.

Both Sinners and One Battle After Another are good examples of the adage “Dont make political art; make art politically.”

MirrorMirror.ai on my phone, who's the fairest one of all? Famed is thy beauty, user. But hold, a lovely Elon Musk I see, alas, he is more fair than thee!

What if in 20 years an actor named LeBron B. James comes along and people spend weeks arguing about whether him or Michael B. Jordan made better films

I just hope Iron Lung wins longest movie.

Remembering tonight that in multiple editions of D&D and at least one of pathfinder, it is possible to counterspell other people's weddings. There are problems with those games, but I honestly don't think that's one of them.