Idk Is there anyone else without a nazi tattoo that can run for office?

fellas, is it gay to not love hitler?

Waking up with the KILL BILL alarm in my brain, every day for a month

training with a purpose

I knew it

what are we doing here

If this was a democratic admin saying this, frank luntz would have the most depraved house members out there saying the govt is going to sleep in your house whenever they need it.

Training my AI to only read zoobooks

AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED

It sucks bc someone is going to start a go fund me to replace his glasses and he’ll make like $750,000

They should’ve had him gorging on food while he was flying to imply it’s his actual shit.

The Trump administration will either murder you from the sky or give you a polite “alright, off you go.”

Requesting Cannibal Corpse to serenade my mother post-op

dudes just ruined his own phone

People are still really doing the TACO trump thing?

Eating a Bryons hotdog with everything on it

“One less dinner in Roscoe Village and Wrigley and out in this neighborhood that needs help will make a huge difference.”

Back on my bullshit, says guy who was never off his bullshit

ISP better have an ironclad reason for yanking somebody over a concrete barricade.(I doubt they have one)

An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative

“Conservative-leaning” made me chuckle. Thank you, friend. 😊

When I see this I can only think about DB’s impression of catturd from @yourkickstartersucks.com

It’s getting deeper into the fall and people have a lot of tomatoes in the Midwest. It should be legal to throw tomatoes at ice

excuse me !!! I DID THIS with the Art Theft Machine FIRST😤💪💪💪

I used paint my genitals in the style of Ace Frehley during our nudist group’s Halloween party so this is a tough day for me. Rip to a real one www.washingtonpost.com/obituaries/2...

wait until these mfs find out about the back of junk mail

Ultimately an addiction to smoking killed Omar Little.

“Which flags? The ones from the welcome bags?”

“Our children are busting too early so I am proposing a twice daily RHINO 8.”

these were his baseline conditions tbf

throwing eggs should not warrant use of tear gas

I regret to inform you that all doughnut places are pretty much the same.

Do they all look like the quartering guy then?

Are a lot of these psychos the same ones that signed up to do private security in Iraq and Afghanistan?

ruled over by a reich of shirt in pool guys

The entire economy depends on this horseshit so it's your patriotic duty to ask the computer to honk your bingus several times a day

The president dropping “skills issue” at you at your eulogy.

This week on Guys we had the insanely funny @pftompkins.bsky.social on to talk about Knife Guys! Since that day I got a switchblade and have cut myself 3 times and stabbed my leg and cut a hole in my shorts! sites.libsyn.com/458346/guys-...

If the bus does a lil bip bip honk it's an expression of endearment. If the bus does a real honk at u it's because you're an evil person unworthy of love.

if you invite donald trump to speak at your loved one’s memorial, you deserve to have to watch him insult your dead loved one

I mean, this is a pretty good headline.

I don’t know if this is one of theirs, brother

I’m not saying I would have kicked that agent in the face coming out of the store, but really wish someone would have.

let’s get this guy some raw milk