"Either stop giving me directions or you do the driving, Thomas. Oh right. You CAN'T. Because your arm is in Naples. So SHUT THE FUCK UP."

wine-o

The Moon

Just got woken up by rolling over, catching my hand on my drink on my bedside table and dowsing myself. Good morning everyone.

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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

that tweet is from 2021 so adjusted for inflation it's $15.73 per hour

Well in light of the Netflix-WB deal, I did get a laugh when I saw this.

this lives in my head rent free. whenever a character is knocked down in a ttrpg i just think "right on their pronis"

"what if jason and the argonauts had smoother stop motion?" what if I super glued your butthole shut?

“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”

® is for Requiem which was a much less popular follow-up. It had some okay ideas, but honestly, you probably don't need to pay much attention to it.

It's important to know intellectual property symbols. © stands for copyright, which is the exclusive right to reproduce and distribute a creative work. ™ stands for The Masquerade, a centuries-long undertaking by the Camarilla to ensure that mortal prey never learn of the Kindred in their midst.

"Birth of the Homunculus" A sorceress astounded by her creation. This painting has been floating around in my head for months now, and I only found the right time to bring it to fruition yesterday! (see thread for details + process shot-by-shot)

Cats are always sitting on stuff you need. Get off my sand book!!

very good tumblr post about why to make a fursona, and in the replies, a couple followups on how to make a fursona

Ol' Salty, Pirate Saltasaurus. A bit of silliness which became a personal favourite. Sepia ink over blue pencil on Strathmore grey toned paper, 110 × 143 mm, from 2013. #ArtAdventCalendar

[Werner Herzog voice] He is monstrous, but in a more profound sense, Cookie Monster is also a victim

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

was really inspired by the alpaca festival i went to a couple of weeks ago! i want to make this a screen printed shirt (minus the text at the bottom) early next year :)

Oh I'm quite full, I'll just have half a desert I guess

Me on Cyber Monday looking for hot deals on the Information Superhighway

I see we've reached Fools Winter. The bit where I think my SAD is gone and I clean flat and go shopping and make headway on my sewing project and cook dinner. Which is at least 4 activities. You can't fool me this year I'm still taking my stupid pile of vitamins to make me better!

"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!" "no problem boss. i'm on it"

happy thanksgiving

First the French crown jewels, now this!

#ElderScrolls #khajiit #skyrim #tes #tesv Caravan khajiits.

We don't need this, we have this, it's called THE WIZARD OF OZ! A sequel to a prequel is the thing you started with you utter buffoons!

(2015) You've done it! Congratulations! #art #comic #pokemon #pokemonart #chikorita

The Thing (1982)

"Wanna stay in the garden a while?" Thank you @svartnackros.bsky.social for the beautiful commission!!! 🐂🌻

A little illustration I made to go with a text I wrote on Tumblr about archetypes that best match the symbolism of sharks, in my personal view. 🦈✨ #shark #sharkfolk

I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw. ( Also a good excuse for an #art study )

The lil drawing I made for my badge 🐻

This is a production. 10/10 😭😭😭 THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣

So I've been made aware of an American power rangers-like show from the 90's and it's crazy. It's got latex, macro, robots, muppets, slime, songs that tell you what's happening, melee weapons that fire lasers, It has it all. Tattooed teenage alien fighters from Beverly hills And it looks like this

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Victor Frankenstein two seconds after he hits the on button on his guy stitched together out of corpses he's been working on obsessively for the last two years

whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight

https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/33654 『MUZIK TIGERのぬいぐるみ』発売。 "MUZIK TIGER stuffed toy" released. #ガチャポン #gachapon

My best pal drew this

I've been collecting pandemic era signs that nobody can be bothered to take down or remove. There's something grimly fascinating about this. Putting them up was urgent and important; removing them is nobody's job. How long will some of these hang around?

Since the clocks changed I've not been doing so well with the old ✨ seasonal adjustment ✨ and if one more person suggests a SAD lamp I swear I'm going to start committing crimes.

NO THEY'RE HUNTING AND SKINNING THE FURRIES TO MAKE THEM INTO COATS??? NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!