Hetslop ship: i sleep Literally the exact same ship but they're femdom and/or t4t: REAL SHIT

I need to post here again and more because MA on the other site is dying and so am I It turns out that I still have a sun allergy and I have until tomorrow to raise rent and I'm scared. I'm nearing 24 hours without prednisone too and could go into adrenal crisis at any moment.

Counterpoint: the people you jack off to should 100% be talking about politics—and you should be listening to them—since Puritanism is seeing a massive resurgence, and there’s a serious, concerted effort to take your porn away from your wet, sticky hands. Anyway have some furry porn.

To all of the sfw or vanilla accounts who stumbled upon me cuz I liked one of your posts, I am so, so sorry

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cw: pregnancy, tfpreg since it's the tail end of pride month, i gave her a little pregnancy. as a treat #faerylart

cw/ mpreg/tmpreg, stuffing, belly buldge  bro so evil he needed multiple evil containers #faerylart #faeryloc

cw: vore,stomach noises, implied digestion and reformation, nbpreg/ tmpreg, belly movement alt in replies he's practicing his dad jokes #faerylart #faeryloc

cw: pregnancy (obv), pregfur, stuffing, burping What If You Were Pregnant With 10 (Mouse) Babies?🤔 #pregnantart #faerylart

Happy Disability Pride Month to all my friends, and individuals who have a form of disability whether it be physical, neurological, etc. There is a lot going on with the disability community at this very moment in our country & the world. But know that you are absolutely worth it.

I really like the idea of unbirth not so much as a kink but as a form of escapism fantasy, like I can abandon my shitty life and start over from scratch and take take a 9 month long nap AND I shoved up a pussy? Hell yeah

Free link to the online version of Morpho. Gives artist tutorials and directions on drawing fat and skin folds for fat bodies. Now you don't have an excuse to not draw fat bodies. #fatisfine #fatart #plussizeart www.scribd.com/document/616...

cw: pregnancy, tfpreg since it's the tail end of pride month, i gave her a little pregnancy. as a treat #faerylart

Hi USA! I know it's exhausting, but it's happening again. Fighting for our rights shouldn't be a daily thing, but until things change, we must protect ourselves. Call your senators! This bill CANNOT pass. ⚠️ The entire online queer community is at stake right now. 5calls.org/issue/kids-o...

"Make hentai of urself" But what if I'm ugly tho

We have a little over 24 hours to save the internet. The vote for a package of internet-freedom destroying bills is being rushed to the US House floor on Monday the 29th. Spread this beyond Bluesky, ASAP. www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...

this is his gofundme btw. would encourage everyone else who can to chuck this fella a couple quid www.gofundme.com/f/get-artist...

When I die, I don't wanna be buried, I don't wanna be cremated, I wanna be cooked into a tasty meal and fed to a heavily preggo goth baddie

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There are currently more bills attacking trans youth’s right to play sports across the U.S. than there are trans youth in school sports.

Vent🧵 because I'm too embarrassed to talk to my therapist about it feel free to ignore

I think the way I feel about dicks and balls is similar to the way I feel about pineapple on pizza: I'm happy for the people who enjoy it but if you put a slice of pineapple pizza in front of me, I will definitely make a stank face then pick the pineapple off before I eat it.

In honor of pride month, allow me to showcase this legendary Alex Hirsch tweet.

It’s June

cw: pregnancy (obv), pregfur, stuffing, burping What If You Were Pregnant With 10 (Mouse) Babies?🤔 #pregnantart #faerylart

Repost to scare Bluesky developers

Gonna try to upload something for May, but I recently got a cold that's kicking my ass rn

And there you have it. The anti trans campaign in Maine was never some "grassroots movement." It was bankrolled by billionaire Richard Uihlein, who poured over $800,000 into targeting trans kids over sports and bathrooms.

Eternally relevant:

me rn

game of the year

stop generating crap you look stupid! 🐟

nonbinary but specifically in the way referred to in limp bizkit's rollin' (2000), as in "hey ladies / hey fellas / and the people that don't give a fuck"

Ngl just surviving is exhausting rn

Tapping the sign so hard my finger breaks into a million pieces

Critically: You must INTENTIONALLY REQUEST expedited processing by including a letter with your citizenship request explaining your situation, along with supporting documentation.

Always, ALWAYS listen to John Waters.

Discord banned one of our lead devs with a 10+ year account and is still planning to roll out age verification. Don’t buy this.

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I still get weirdly angry at the fact that nickel isn't spelled like pickle

go yell at them. you don't need an account help.kickstarter.com/hc/en-us/req...

Anyone know any doctors who can prescribed me a partner with a gurgly tummy to use as a pillow for my insomnia?

Repost if you'd date people twice your height

The universe must thought it was really funny to give the strongest urges to breed to its biggest boifailure (me)

Today I started a higher dose of T and oh my god I just wanna jork it till I pass out

Attached is my starter pack for queer NSFW artists creating original content. It’s a good one! If you originally perused this starter pack early on, please check it out again as there are many new faces Reposts appreciated DM me to be added/removed/suggest others. Comments will get lost :)

ppl aren't talking enough about how japan barely has weed. like. weebs think they want to move there but ur gonna be watching ur 90s OVAs without a single edible within ten mile radius. wake tf up