gotta do my abc's always be calculatin

Being fully aware I’m living in a global hellscape but I still choose to be silly

My nightmare involved high class shenanigans but I woke up because someone there tried to explain to me that sideways mouths on currency were the “Maw of Iqbal” and meaningful and I asked if they were just holding the bill on its side for vending machines and it didn’t make sense

mechanically complicated funko pops

In a bold move to cement its position, the new junta seized control of the main transport artery between the nation's political capital - which they now control - and its financial one, which they do not. Armed loyalists roam the site demanding to see freedom-of-movement papers. bit.ly/4fWlaKR

First Annual Furrydelphia Petshow Best in Talents Winner

found a kitty at furrydelphia :3 📹: @nataliedeadname.bsky.social

in the studio going ouppy

getting ready for furrydelphia

amazing interaction just now of introducing Nick Land to a techbro that said "Accelerate" too many times next to me in public. Never get to talk to people like that often enough

don't be there. if you are there, don't be seen. if you are seen, don't be penetrated. if you're penetrated, try not to moan, weird.

THE MONEY IS BEING MOLESTED. HES GOING TO HAVE MY CIS FRIENDS DIE FOR ISRAEL, JUST TO MOLEST THE MONEY HARDER

it's illegal to say "i want to boycott israel." totally illegal. but it's not illegal to say "by not buying sabra hummus." because that's it's own sentence

My neuralink is plugged in, cpu warming the left temple. Currently I'm patienly waiting with my Boring Company(tm) Not-A-Flamethrower(c) to recieve the Neuratrigger(rr) "Burn the Gilded Palmtrees". ELON, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO

the thing is that a lot of really hot dynamics don't arise naturally, and you have to negotiate for them. and that means finding an interested partner first and then telling them what you want. you can't just blush and expect girls to know what to do with you

I’m Worried (2/5) I’m sorry, everyone

the haters keep threatening to leak violent vids where an alleged 3d printed scan/copy of my penis is harmed with blades, acid, fire, etc. extortion scam. i'm circumcised and it isn't, so i keep blowing them off. but every time i do, the penis in the next video is smaller. what do they mean by this

me&my gf <3

i dont really remember much of my dream from last night but what i do remember was someone getting confused by me saying "C'est la vie" and having to repeat it in english for them

it really is funny how your nose does adjust p quickly to the smell of shit at the shit plant

the phlster enigma flat chastity cage

Ok, I’ll bite; If we’re gonna cope w the tariff who tf is the American AliExpress

CURRENTLY JOYING OUT OVER THE NEW FRANKLIN SQUARE PATCO STOP!!!!!!

We're told that we've learned a great deal And we're told that your loss is collateral cost And stochastically inevitable And the price that we pay for breathing #psychoPatrolR

Happy trans day of visibility! Here’s a pic of me rn because work smells like literal shit and I need to do this or else I’ll vomit

Ough I threw upsverywhere at the park and don’t feel like getting pics in gear have pic of prototype pawb

Ough I need more pics of me in gear aghhhhh 🥹

New word of the day: Tricknology

I should do more photography……..

Since they’re developed, lemme get some of the “Best” ones from FurTheMore (tbqh theyre all amazing in their own way) Skulldog: @avelafter.bsky.social Human: @jakii.bsky.social Odd dog: @scurrow.bsky.social Pink haired pooch: @yasakit.bsky.social Red yote: @jaeger.yote.party

Hey idk if u follow me on bs but this is the pic that I developed from FurTheMore plz lmk if it’s he’s 🥹

GREAT NEWS TO FURTHEMORE FRIENDS: Photos are being developed as I speak

Sorry liberal, but my dopaminergic-feedback mechanized weapons system is covered by the second amendment 😏

Still haven’t cleaned my space up from the con…..

Shot, now the chaser

As promised, but with a bit of a tease first~

Gonna upload the more….. NSFW stuff later on after work

This one’s a favorite of mine, debating on putting it up as a pfp for the hell app

Severely lacking pics of the nullge and gas mask fuckhole in action, so instead y’all get to see the homemade latex fit on me whilst I’m in domme mode (VERY RARE) :3 Pics courtesy of @deanad.bsky.social

2 things of note for rn: 1. 35mm development will probs take some time, since I want to keep the negatives so I have to find someone in the city proper who can do them. 2. Sent out my resignation letter, new gig in 2 weeks.

PS all those pics I took w the 35mm will be developed in the next week or so. Will also be uploading the instax once home just gotta sleep first….

Feeling sad bc I probs won’t see some of y’all for a few more months I fucking loved FtM this year even if it wasn’t as huge as it was last year 🥹

Leaving FtM just to enter the city of clowns(DC) got me fucked up siri play MGSV soundtrack (Invisible by DuranDuran)

Guys...

Had a fun time first night@ furthemore, made a bunch of friends! Now back to bein ouppy…..

The remolding process was convoluted, BUT…… it’s done

Nvm they removed it from YouTube back to work