Varlotto
@varlotto.bsky.social
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5'9, balding, white male, and I love to post online!
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"cats are majestic beasts that have implicit divinity" i just woke up to pickles flipping the trash can in the kitchen and he got a porkchop bone out of it
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about 4 hours ago
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Me about myself when I'm in a room alone not doing anything on a good day
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about 5 hours ago
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Socks the Macro Wolf Dad
about 16 hours ago
Python was awarded a funding grant, funding grant asked Python foundation to remove all diversity and inclusion initiatives they have. Python foundation said no and rejected the grant. If you use Python, send a few dollars to the charity to keep it going. I’m pushing a dono on behalf of ScamGuard.
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The Bricked-Up Homie
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It’s called a chopped unc, T.
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sarah
3 days ago
Fart is making a comeback — as a shit
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If your friend says "just took a big shit" and then sends you a spoilered image would you click on it
2 days ago
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J🔥HELL🔥P
4 days ago
Donald Hussein Trump
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they dressed up the stray dog in varrock
2 days ago
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sorry if my baby stares at you. they can see the thread of your life and where it ends and they don't have the words to express that yet.
3 days ago
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Mike Schuster
3 days ago
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The Luxurious Eggbert
4 months ago
The biggest, dumbest guy you know thinks you're lazy. Do some unpaid overtime to prove him wrong!
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i just wanna get rfd done i finally got culinaromancer's portal but now it wants me to do desert treasures 1. just spent 90 min doing regicide for the qp if i just freakin read i coulda headed into there first
3 days ago
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wow
3 days ago
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Alfred E. Neuman
3 days ago
Hey Gang, I Scooped CNN & Fox News ! I Have Received Artist Renderings Of The Finished White House Ball Room From An Inside Source, & Im Gonna Share Them With You Guys, But Lets Just Keep It A Secret Amongst Us 🤫
#madmagazine
#alfredeneuman
#whitehouse
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I'm just the washed chopped unc with absolutely no star discovery bonus...
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4 days ago
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a whole shooting star all to myself
4 days ago
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During my midday nap I had a dream my entire family had a $3.5 million dollar bounty on us
4 days ago
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Samdwitches
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4 days ago
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single as a pringle doesn't even make sense.
4 days ago
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life is just a series of options
4 days ago
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Thomas White
4 days ago
#KillForZohran
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Tim Onion
4 days ago
SNAP benefits expire in one week.
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weeder
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josh (oldfriend99)
5 days ago
Women will make fun of guys for using 3-in-1 shampoo or whatever and then see nothing wrong with going to an ear, nose and throat specialist
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani
5 days ago
We're still dealing with the consequences of Andrew Cuomo's "experience."
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The Luxurious Eggbert
17 days ago
Here's a fun idea! what's your favorite scary chara— HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT JESUS TODAY? HELL IS REAL AND JESUS PAID THE PRICE. YOU WILL BE ETERNAL TORTURED JUST LIKE MY SAVIOR JESUS IF YOU STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM FOR EVEN A SECOND.
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Had an apocalypse dream and I said the phrase "you can't be a vampire, werewolf, and zombie" and they were already a vampire/werewolf. They purposely got bitten and became just a zombie. It didn't work.
5 days ago
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Hunter🔪
5 days ago
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Rural Indexing Project
5 days ago
Crappy’s East Wataga, IL
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i made steak calzones
6 days ago
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onion person
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there's a thundercloud the size of a large storm cloud above my house rn
6 days ago
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the leaves are changing colors it's getting cold for many others but in my home there's a vacuous hole i miss you Riddlepig
6 days ago
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merritt
7 days ago
defenestration of prague-themed blowjob
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Future ghost
7 days ago
Going as this for Halloween
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Applying the scrandle logic to scrandle to get a perfect score on scrandle
8 days ago
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Levi Stahl
11 days ago
Endurance may outlast hope. —Ursula K. Le Guin, The Farthest Shore
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craigslist dogs
20 days ago
Reasonable puppy
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8 days ago
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9 days ago
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9 days ago
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vineyille
10 days ago
Best sign I saw today
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Rural Indexing Project
20 days ago
Pringle Theatre Glenmora, LA
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Santana Abraxas
10 days ago
lol
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Mr. Joshua
10 days ago
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i never saw this reply lol when i reply guy too hard and something gets too many likes i mute it
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