Drinking the milk produced from a Mary Magdalene statue and getting really sick and bedridden but I start listing off winning lottery numbers

Did you know that at the moment of death your brain releases a pint of canola oil

Thinking about that tumblr post that was like "I thought I was religious growing up until I went to a concert and realized I just love live music"

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Ralph Fiennes playing a survival crafting game solo

Mirthmaxxing

the Black Panthers were right

My bad for being weird and off-putting it's gonna happen again

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every day i think about disco elysium

oh my god??

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Yes, you are indeed in Unc Stasis

medicine doesn't make you feel good, it makes you feel normal. you have to jerk off to feel good.

guy who reads product information before use

Discount candy tomorrow

A couple of night ago I dreamt that Ween made a new song. I decided to remake the song which you can hear in the video below. I also made cover art for it, but that was not in my dream.

There's something about my balding fat-guy self saying "six seven" that got my students to stop saying it constantly, so

Valentine's cards used to be fucking brutal lmao

Dreaming of summer in the Shire #lotr

That's me in the corner opening 2 tabs of the same website cause I love to scroll but I'm out of content

Nancy 1/24/26

That face the homies make when you walk into the room!

found this ancient video in my phone's download folder

Just think of it. A race of frankensteins

hey... Hey!

we're so fucking back!!!!! idk how to remove the images

There's an amazing new particle that has an awesome effect

Really needed to hear this today

You look like you sit in a discord call

Seems like its going well.

I act really weird all the time now cause I got hit with the beam that makes you weird and it changed me

if you don’t stop calling us murderers we’ll murder you

Why don't you listen to Rem's Theme and maybe you'll calm down a little bit?

I wrote about how in a December email to me, RFK Jr.'s HHS insisted the current South Carolina measles outbreak wouldn't get that bad—and how it has since snowballed into the biggest US outbreak since measles was eliminated. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Great movie