is this that clash of clans ad everyone is upset about

Everyday I wake up and yell at my assistant

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci2S... @jinjo.bsky.social @balan.bsky.social @orgamecha.bsky.social This song is blowing up on tiktok you have 24 hours to learn it

got a very big contract of a pharmaceutical company to test various chemicals and whatever. i guess simon didn't get the placebo lol.

those insufferable little rodents... you wouldn't believe the mess they make in the green rooms! oh well! not my job to clean it up!

Hiring these guys if you don't sell out the next 3 concerts. Sorry it's in the contract. @jinjo.bsky.social @balan.bsky.social @orgamecha.bsky.social

Something I’ve been working on

(as a donkey walks by) ah the noble donkey! (donkey moves out of earshot) foolish beast

selling tickets for meet and greets with alvin and simon and that other one

Feels good to be Rich and Successful!

it's time to spice things up for everyone's favorite trio

You guys better finish the album TONIGHT or I'll sue the shit out of you!

telling on myself by describing an acorn as phallic

Thank you @hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp

Guy on the street with a microphone showing people a picture of me without saying anything and everyone just says it's low-effort bait and keeps walking

All of my enemies are my enemies at the table of nefarious intent

you're asking a lot of questions that my unprompted im not friends with epstein speech answered already

i trust the Goadle Bee with my life

Bee Specimen G-04613 successfully contained... conducting experiments shortly...

Shire background art for #LOTR by Mike Ploog (1977)

Bakshi with Emily (2024) #throwbackthursday

I'm ready to let all of the love in the world from every person in the world into my life, where it will fill me and make me glow with the brilliance of one thousand suns, and I will tour the world in a special boxcar pulled by a special train and I will show off my Loving Smile to the world! 🌞

I don't even know who I was when I created the Goadle Bee.

They love me for my affable nature

she call me stinky... cause i stink

That moment where bro posts peak and wins the internet for the day!

Public toilet Lehr, ND

"What can Democrats do?" When the South Korean president attempted to declare martial law, South Korean lawmakers literally fought through tanks and military forces and climbed fences to get into their Parliament building to stop him. So, you know, that.

if she's your girl why is she slicing a steak off of my hump while im chained up in her basement?

Haha wait you forgot to pressurize my cabin Lol stop guys you didn't pressurize my cabin Stop going deeper I'm not pressurized HEY MY CABIN IS NOT PRESSURIZED STOP

im not arguing with someone that gets nostalgic over suika game

3rd day of taking allergy meds. had nightmares last 2 days.

Seven guys walk into a bar: Doug Dookie Doug Poop Doug Shit Diarrhea Doug Doug Crap Doug “Shit” Feces and Doug Doodoo The bartender wrinkles up his nose and shouts, “Ey! What stinks in here???”

It's almost like there's been a false narrative pushed that they're on their way out.

humans fart way more than other animals but maybe i just fart a lot

Didn't know it was honey season for the Goadle Bee already

when i become mayor your penis will not dissappear inside of your balls whenever you sit down . That will not happen anymore

let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you.

Hate when I get locked out during a thunderstorm and I gotta try to pull in my kite with the spare key attached to it.

I don't participate in April Fools Day. I am a fool every day.

I should've been a friar.

I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. My job kills you. Please,