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Paul F. Tompkins
6 days ago
You can say Merry Protein again
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On the second day of the new fares, the B train is well and truly fucked this morning...
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TIL turkey can be cooked from frozen. I thought the Costco directions were crazy but apparently it's a thing!
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Threaten me with a good time, etc. etc.
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Doug Gordon
2 months ago
No one is better at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory than Chuck Schumer.
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Stephen Lurie
2 months ago
Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.
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Mekka Okereke
3 months ago
The idea that Nigeria's approach to dealing with terrorism might be superior to the US approach, does not compute in the minds of biased people. They assume that the US approach must be better. Similar to how biased people could not understand how Nigeria was doing better against Covid than the US🤷🏿♂️
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Thank you, MTA person who decided to give B train riders a little joy this morning.
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Ingrid Burrington
3 months ago
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
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ElieNYC
4 months ago
A white man killed another white man, but Black people are catching death threats. So, instead of talking about white feelings again, I explored my own death threats, and tips for others who are unused to white America. My latest in
@thenation.com
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
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Threatening Vulnerable People Is No Way to Mourn Someone Who Was Murdered
Those who had nothing to do with the violence against Charlie Kirk are being menaced—just like always.
https://www.thenation.com/article/politics/black-people-threatened-after-assasination/
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My fellow New Yorkers, let's make 2026 the year we all ask, "Hakeem who?"
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Gwynne Hogan
4 months ago
Just now, 11 state and city lawmakers were arrested by DHS police on the 10th floor of 26 Federal Plaza after a hour of demanding access to the ICE lock up on the same floor.
@thecity.nyc
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Air-rum
4 months ago
This was a word AND he cussed 😂
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hey there, benji.
4 months ago
The conversation we’re not ready to have yet is that having empathy for a white supremacist is part of what upholds white supremacy. And by that measure alone, it fails to be empathy at all.
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A.R. Moxon
4 months ago
Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.
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Adam Schwarz
4 months ago
My main observation from the last few hours of monitoring US social media is that Democrats are universally denouncing political violence and calling for calm while MAGA are escalating language and openly lusting for retribution against broad categories of people they identity as their enemies.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani
4 months ago
"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?" A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons. Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
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WSJ doing WSJ headlines again:
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qntm
4 months ago
ME, IN TEARS: you can't just say every single part of a computer system is a file UNIX, POINTING AT THE MOUSE: file
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New York Post headline writers scrambling to find out if it was a ham sandwich.
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THE CITY
5 months ago
Bob Clark, VP of marketing for Herr Foods, Inc., said the company was surprised to see it was mentioned in the press. “While we can’t speak to the details of the story,” he said, “we can confirm that our Sour Cream & Onion flavor is money.”
www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/21/w...
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The Chips Fall as Rivals Fry the Mayor
The jokes and jabs are flying as Eric Adams’ closest aides was slapped with new criminal charges the day after another of his longtime allies offered a reporter cash inside a potato chip bag.
https://www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/21/winnie-greco-potato-chops-herrs-ingrid-lewis-martin-corruption/
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This one's still on my need-to-watch list; last night I finally got around to watching High and Low.
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Harebrained
6 months ago
One of my favorite stickers to bust out when I hear someone shit-talking Chicago.
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Electronic Frontier Foundation
5 months ago
EFF is always so proud to represent security researchers doing important work. Our Coders' Rights Project often works with DEFCON presenters, and two of our clients are presenting today about schools, bathroom vape detectors, and audio recordings.
www.wired.com/story/schoo...
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It Looks Like a School Bathroom Smoke Detector. A Teen Hacker Showed It Could Be an Audio Bug
A pair of hackers found that a vape detector often found in high school bathrooms contained microphones—and security weaknesses that could allow someone to turn it into a secret listening device.
https://www.wired.com/story/school-bathroom-vape-detector-audio-bug/
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Tim Onion
6 months ago
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
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Rachel Cole
6 months ago
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James Earl Jones Reads Frederick Douglass Speech "What to the Slave Is the Fourth of July?"
YouTube video by Democracy Now!
https://youtu.be/xX-AlsQcZgs?si=bauepXoC0WLpZW8V
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They made the primary consistency that this matters for the narrowest column of this chart.
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Charles Johnson
7 months ago
I know the media is going to unthinkingly start using “Alligator Alcatraz,” but it’s disgusting and sadistic and I intend to call it what it is, a fucking concentration camp, and fuck those people who are doing this and giving it a cutesy name.
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Max Rivlin-Nadler
7 months ago
Holy shit we have yet another certified banger of the Mamdani-era, this time Hell Gate’s Adlan Jackson cornering Gristedes owner John Catsimatidis at an insane press conference he had. Only at
@hellgatenyc.com
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The War on Cars
7 months ago
ONE OF US
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(Still) An(gr)i Bundel
7 months ago
FYI
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Eric Columbus
7 months ago
“Mr. Clinton said he was drawn to Mr. Cuomo because ‘We’re both sexual harassers who live in Westchester.’”
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Ned Resnikoff
7 months ago
Pretty amazing that a former president will sit quietly as one of his successors orders US troops into American cities and ships innocent people off to concentration camps—but feels compelled to speak up when a fellow HR nightmare is at risk of losing to another member of the same party.
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unc hunk
7 months ago
You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country
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Patrick Monahan
7 months ago
Interesting that I’m not seeing any reports of the “He’s An Asshole But The City Needs An Asshole To Stand Up To Trump” mayoral candidate doing any standing up to Trump re: the unjustified arrest of the sitting Comptroller
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Max Rivlin-Nadler
7 months ago
Listen, we're straight shooters at Hell Gate. We play no favorites. Like, say if anyone wracked up speeding violations in school zones, and then parked their car in the middle of traffic in midtown Manhattan. You know what we'd call you? An ASSHOLE. Here's one.
hellgatenyc.com/cuomo-derang...
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Andrew Cuomo Drives Like an Asshole
Who parks in the middle of the street in MIDTOWN MANHATTAN? This guy.
https://hellgatenyc.com/cuomo-deranged-parking-job-speeding-tickets/
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Rachel Holliday Smith
7 months ago
“Never vote for someone you hate.” i.e. do not rank anyone who you would not ~~actually want in office~~ so if there are only three or four candidates you could actually stand, rank only those three or four (rather than filling out all five with candidates you don’t really like) more here:
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How Does Ranked Choice Voting Work in New York City?
The voting method is used in primaries for municipal offices only, not in state or federal races or general elections.
https://www.thecity.nyc/2023/03/23/how-does-ranked-choice-voting-work-in-new-york-city/
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Helen Shang
7 months ago
I just have to say for those of you not in LA that in the days before the horrible raids started, there was no crisis or whatever they would let you believe. It wasn't like something was escalating out of control and somebody had to step in. THEY are creating the problems.
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Doug Gordon
7 months ago
I'm imagining ICE doing to NYC what it's doing to LA — and the people of NYC responding the way people are in LA — and it all happening under Mayor Cuomo. He'll side with ICE, DHS and, of course, the NYPD. This man, who hates the city and doesn't live here, can not become mayor. Don't rank him.
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What The Actual Fuck.
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ElieNYC
8 months ago
I am at war with my 9yo. He asked me to guess how many Nerds were in a box of Nerds and I did and asked if I was right and he said “well, well never know” and I said “of course we can know.” And he said “I’m not gonna count them all.” And I said: “you don’t have to” and explained MATH.
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Been playing too much Sonic the Hedgehog lately.
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new meme just dropped
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Second Ave. Sagas
8 months ago
Please join me in my multi-year crusade to get this point across: Democrats need to do a better job of running cities. We should start by not electing Andrew Cuomo again.
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My first time at Dulles and nobody knows where I can find the Skywalk Annex. Where's Samantha Coleman?
8 months ago
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Universal Childcare Now
9 months ago
I personally would love if NYC's Dem primary was not competing with Trump's cabinet for the most sex offenders prize.
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David “Forever Tired” Precht
9 months ago
Just don’t Rank your neighbor, rank your pet, just don’t rank Adams or Cuomo
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Nice!
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