We are finer but we also know PRESENTATION. ANGLES. OUR GOOD SIDE.

thank me later

Tip for Black women in corporate spaces: know when they’re about to cry and cry FIRST. It fucks up their whole game plan.

There is literally an entire genre of dystopian- themed media dedicated to this idea, but the most relevant (and underrated) is the Divergent series The premise is they increased disability by trying to breed it out then tried to hide it by separating people info "factions" based on their imbalance

I confronted a woman ONE TIME and got so embarrassed that I learned my lesson 😂 She was like "I dont know why you are speaking to me when there's a whole man right there that can answer your questions" and then she blocked me. I owe her a dinner or something

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Oprah apparently has a special on kids who go no-contact with their parents and im trying to decide how angry I wanna be

This is not a drill, my favorite Michael Bay movie is on Netflix (The Island)

I paid for my gma's programs to be printed and the difference was worth the ridiculous cost. I'll never tell my family what I paid tho

I need a hug. A long strong hug. Like just short of a cuddle

you know what I find interesting is they are never as withholding when I leave. almost like they found out why they had to tell me all that or something

Don’t shoot the messenger!

A gentle reminder. “Now and then it’s good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy.” Guillaume Apollinaire

lol so I have a blog post about how when I was obsessed with proving utility I'd learn to make a potentials favorite food long before they earned access to my house. In one particular bout of this, I bought a small waffle iron knowing I'm a pancake person. this only matter BECAUSE

I got so caught up in the Holiday I forgot rent was due today. Let me adjust my cheer level accordingly

my [monies] is ready!!

(would you be mad if I sort of agree)

Unfortunately, my experience is all too common. If you find yourself in a situation like I did, here's what you should do.

lol I have to have this conversation with my little sister today and it's hilarious how much though I'm putting into delivering this word in a way she will receive

Hey you. The one who works, fixes, carries, and tries to be everything for everyone. Take a breath. You don’t have to hold it all together because, more likely than not, they won’t be there if/when you break. Even problem solvers need rest. You’re doing better than you think.

was it geared towards men? at this point I agree there are so many avenues of access thay now the only barrier to dating multiple ppl at a time is income, which is why they keep haggling for coffee dates and sending Venmo requests for half the dinner cost if you tell them you dont want another date

nope but the 1st/ 2nd week of January is my favorite time to be a new Yorker so it tracks. I always take a few days of rolled over PTO to be a tourist. Empty hotels, empty restaurants, exhausted hospitality staff happy to see a local they dont have to perform for, it's great.

I don't have leftovers but send money anyway

no longer an adequate class signifier. even chartered flights are going out of style. because the current way to distinguish yourself from the poors is with your living space, featuring square footage, open yards, cleaner air, better foods and screen-free kids

AUDIO BOOKS. easy reads. I have books i loved as a kid in my library for really bad days

There's a lady on FB bragging about going to multiple food giveaways & pantries to collect free food that she doesn't need. She's literally recording herself and taking pics of her "score" at each place like it's her seasonal employment... So I reported her page for selling drugs 🤗 Happy Holidays!

a drink so iconic every culture that uses spices has a version of it vs.... buttery plastic. okie

Why you mad at us cuz we can read?

so I kinda opted out of tgiving entirely and not gorging for three straight days is so... interesting

so they made this glowing report on how Black Friday sales were up and turns out a good chunk of it was groceries bought thru Buy Now Pay Later channels

“You too fine to be single” I’m too fine to be played with too

Watch my comedy special Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter ( no I don't know what this video has to do with comedy)

One of the major reasons we are here right now is that the white electorate does not reward politicians for making their lives better if that improvement also benefits non-white people.

and i disable everything i can, rage against the machine n sht

I say this in the politest way I can, but I do not understand how people can consider the original "The Running Man" a bad movie. It sets out to be a cheesey, fun action movie and succeeds at that. I do, of course, respect if it's not to anyone's tastes. The deepfake stuff was creepily prescient.

Y’all are talking about nastiness

We need to do everything we can to encourage posts like this on bluesky. Terrible food opinions from big name sportswriters are genuinely the lifeblood of any social media app

Watched "The Cut" over the weekend and wooooo

they absolutely do lol. AND policies on public wifi use

because it is the least cared about dish in my fam (very traditionally Puerto Rican fare) I freehand dressing every year depending on what I have a taste for. This year I'm incorporating brioche with TJ's Thanksgiving hash

This is why I stopped listening to niggas talk about being lonely. They’re lonely because they’re insufferable and think everything is gay or emasculating. Hate Vlogging from the passenger seat is crazy.

What we are seeing with Klay Thompson is what happens with other men don’t deem their woman worthy. It’s the exact same thing they did to Russ over Ciara. Nobody ever spoke about either of their private lives until they were with women they don’t believe deserve to be treated respectfully.

because she is a TITAN, a MONOLITH

Cool to see everyone celebrating Resident Evil movies. Shout out to Mila Jovovich, who made otherwise unnotable B-movies great. (The 5th Element is just awesome too.) Hell yeah, 2000's action filcks with female leads are awesome. Wish we had more fun ones.

ME. My favorite comfort film series

Step aside ladies, it’s time to observe men and their parasocial relationships with these athletes. What kinda unsolicited career advice yall got for Klay? What has your time in the NBA taught you? 🎤

I would like to present this as proof of my theory that "Hey, Soul Sister" was about exactly this experience

Oh I’m GAGGED. retrograde catching bodies, father god 😭

The best definition of socialism I heard is that "anybody can be rich but nobody can be poor."

Michelle was a little TOO interested in the details