[cashier ringing up my items]
“Will that be cash or card?”
[I unsheathe my rapier]
“I challenge you to armed combat for this order, good sir!”
[he raises his hands]
“Whoa, man! Don’t hurt me!”
[I lower my weapon]
“Apologies, lad. ‘Tis an old habit”
[A security guard shoots me dead]
17 days ago
