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Every time I see a cyber truck and flip them off, I’ll roll down the window and say “you’re just taking it out of context”!

before you go to bed tonight I just want to remind u that you're going to be okay & you're going to figure it out

Everything happening between Musk, Vivek, and MAGAts was not o Ly expected, but inevitable. That being said I thought it would take another month or two 😂

what’s happening on twitter right now shows just how important it was for left of center people to leave it earlier these assholes need a target, and deprived of their preferred options they are ripping each other to shreds

I just heard someone refer to Elon Musk as “Phony Stark” and now I can’t stop laughing. 😂😂😂

One month ago.

NEW: The Supreme Court is part of the oligarchy. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/the-suprem...

Hi, Bluesky. I’m God. Jesus and Santa are both huge socialists. Free healthcare for all, free toys for all. We all agree on this stuff. Love, God

good time to remind you of one of my favorite comics. for no particular reason.

Finally cured my Balatro addiction by getting back into my Slay the Spire addiction

Please forgive my ignorance, but why are there so many FF7’s? And if I wanted to play Final Fantasy where should I start?

Therapist: Ok, let's begin by discussing your inability to make decisions. Would you like to lie down or sit? Me: Mother fucker.

STEVEN UNIVERSE and Sanderson’s STORMLIGHT ARCHIVE are thematically identical works evoking lifelong trauma and the need to embrace the ability to change in order to accept and pass through it. In this essay I shall

Weren’t they trying to avoid making him a hero?

Why are the villains of history always such losers? Elon is literally the cringiest “human” being that I have ever seen. Talk about negative aura.

I’m not saying that I want the world of CyberPunk 2077 to become a reality, but I do think I’d be a dope ass netrunner #cyberpunk2077

Some days I wish hell we’re real so I could see the look on all of the MAGA faces when they realize that they fucked up.

If I didn’t know better I would think that Trump and Elon are intentionally leading us to the edge or class consciousness. You mean to tell me that you are doubling down on the year of Luigi??

So *if* there is a real antichrist, is it Trump or Elon?

Elon Musk will go down in history as villain, I just hope we still have history books when that time comes.

If 2024 was a TV show it would be hella entertaining. Instead I really want to have a word with the writers. I just wanna talk….

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People who feel like they have to “humble” somebody are usually very insecure and are intimidated or envious of the person they feel needs to be “humbled.”

just from a folklore point of view, "attractive hooded man kills billionaire head of hated business with bullets inscribed with political slogans and then vanishes" is narratively breathtaking

you cant rationalize sadness away but you sure can rationalize yourself into being confident

In South Korea, they are preparing to impeach a President for attempting a coup. In the United States, someone who attempts a violent coup is handed full power of the govt.

If you need me, no you don’t, I’m playing @playbalatro.com

If being 'woke' means caring about other people, embracing diversity equity and inclusion, teaching real history, empowering women, supporting the LGBTQIA+ community and saving the planet, then hell yeah, I'm woke AF. 💫

All the books I ordered last week just arrived! Can't wait to pour myself a drink, relax, be too tired to read and play around on my phone all night in their presence!

So I love Bluesky, I really do. But ranting about random topics for 10 minutes on TikTok is so good for my ADHD brain and I would genuinely miss it. Why can’t we have anything g nice???

So is there a way I could play Balatro professionally? I’m not that good at it, but I like it a lot more than my job.

Anyone else find it suspicious that we finally got a good CoD game right before the election? Either they are trying to train us all for combat or distract us from the end of the world. Or both?

You know what is most impressive about Aaron Rodgers? To take that many dissociative drugs and to still not learn anything about yourselves requires a special kind of stupid.

Is it unethical to start betting on how many of Trump’s cabinet picks end up in prison? I’m setting the O/U line at 5.

If Brian Thompson had stabbed thousands of people instead of just denying claims people would be calling for his execution. Don’t let abstraction distract you from the fact that he is a monster.

this only suggests to me that everyone needs to keep being meaner to those in power. the wealthy elite need to be scared

It really is quite touching. I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.

Vivek Ramaswamy says rolling back the Biden Administration’s new loan to Rivian, a top Tesla Rival, is “high on the list” of priorities for him and Musk, sparking major conflict of interest issues with the pseudo incoming government department, DOGE.

My relationships are really eating into my Balatro time

Spotify: March was your Francophile Cowgirl Crush Punk phase Me: Uh huh that’s right Spotify: In July you had a Surf Princess Girl Math Autoerotic-core moment Me: I recall that, yes

Leaving Twitter is like leaving an abusive relationship.

I mean the abuse allegations literally came from his own mother but okay.